LMAO! I hope this is a joke! :O
http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/
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LMAO! I hope this is a joke! :O
http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/
O.o looks like a prank site to me...hopefully >.<
Ah, just throw a rubber on it lol
..no but i could use a real penis attached to a man that isnt flakier then a biscuit,
do you think that even exists..if so please post the link to that site!! lol
^ they do exist, but they dont like women.
Now, why? Who needs THAT much change.
:O
RENT a dildo? Yipes.
This goes right along with TM's things to buy used/unused. Don't think I'd partake in renting a dildo. :P
amen :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tart
I just ordered the Tera Patrick Love doll. I'll post a review.
Rent-A-Dildo...now that's a WEIRD concept! :D
......:O /:O I hope it's a joke!
I wish I could help you with that one. :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Tart
Anyone see the "Notice to Customer" They're not renting any more anal toys! Dammit! >:(
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Notice to Customers:
Discontinuation of Anal Sex Toys
9/27/2005
Effective immediately, we will cease lending anal sex toys to customers. This includes butt plugs, anal beads, anal probes, and dual-penetration dildos. If you currently have one of these types of rental toys, you may keep it without charge as a courtesy accommodation.
We have taken this step due to concerns raised by health officials about the possible spread of fecal-borne disease. Please note, we are confident that our patent-pending cleaning process is sufficient to sterilize toys, even after extensive inter-anal use, and no infections have been reported by our customers. However, we have decided to err on the side of caution by eliminating anal toys from our rental inventory.
As a further precaution, all sex toys returned to us will be tested for fecal matter. If a toy tests positive, the customer returning the toy will be given a warning. Any repeat violations will result in the cancellation of the customer's account and being billed for the cost of the soiled toy.
We appreciate your cooperation with this new protocol and your continued patronage of our sex toy rental service.
Just putting it out there....
but you're all welcome to rent my wang.
Hell. It will Travel. For Free. And garaunteed unflaky.
It hasn't been used in a while so I hope the first customer doesn't get scared by an inibility to walk afterwards
And even tho its small, its like a ninja up in your shit yo!
Just putting that out there. PM me for requests.
I'm running a special. For the next day, I'll pay YOU to use it.
:(
that site just makes me giggle
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Originally Posted by calieen
strongly agree with you.
I think it is a prank site, the fecal matter warning gives it away ;D