I don't feel bad for him. The article was a joke. I feel bad for anything that thought this was written in a serious manner.
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I don't feel bad for him. The article was a joke. I feel bad for anything that thought this was written in a serious manner.
oh so it was a joke!
I knew that
*Slides the "PILLS" back towards himself*
*Sigggghhhh*
Unless you're Mast, and then i will accept all gifts in the form of Vicodin.
I don't do drugs as a general rule, and certainly not at work. I don't even drink at work. Trust me, it does NOT take a mind-altering substance to strip. :)
I did think it's funny though - the ONLY drug I ever do (and even then on incredibly rare occasion) is coke, and I'm a white blonde. LOL! I would never do any with some dude I met at the club though. There's no way of knowing what it actually is. If some prick tried that with me, I'd call the cops. But then again I'm incredibly picky about who I have sex with.
This guy is a total pig.Joke or no joke this is disguisting.He is racist,a womanizer,probably a junkie himself and just plain stupid.Yes,there are girls who these methods will work on,but usually they are either very young or haven't been in the business long.Real professionals would walk away as soon as some a**hole like that offers them drugs,without even tipping.With his tacticks he would probably have higher chances of getting laid if he went to a regular bar,not a strip club.
I'm feeling incredibly left out! I'm a red headed white girl who just loves heroin! Guess I'm not worthy writing about...<sigh>
;D ;D
Hope everyone takes this as the joke is was meant to be. I am not a drug addict nor do I play one on TV.
Well...I have not yet gotten the nerve up to try dancing here in America...but back in Rumania, sadly this would have worked on many girls.
I would like to see that fuckwit walk into my club when i start dancing here, and try to give me drugs instead of money. Just so I could tell him in nearly perfect English what a pathetic asswipe he is.
Don't worry Sorrow. Your forum owner friend will be just fine he didn't do anything wrong. The fact that he brought this to someone else attention is a good thing not a bad one.
Now the person who wrote that on the other hand - well if he is doing half of what he wrote about then that is a different story.
A guy like that will graduate to slipping roofies or G into womens drinks and then commit rape or worse if he isn't already doing so.
And if all he did was write something on the net in poor taste well then he has nothing to worry about either. There is no crime in that. But honestly that person is inviting a visit from LE considering all the crimes he is claiming to have committed and suggesting others to commit as well.
I'm just going to pass this along to a LE buddy of mine and let her handle it from there because I don't think this is just a bad joke. This guy sounds like a predator to me.
HAHAHA
I thought it was funny, he must work at a club. ;D ;D
I know girls who fit this and girls who don't and they'd all get a chuckle out of this joke.
What about male strippers?
What if you wanted to bang a male strippers?
What about me? What if you wanted to bang me?!
BIG IFS
This is a joke. The guy is a journalist, hangs with the Jackass boys, interviews porn stars, etc. I looked him up on Google. The article is in EXTREMELY poor taste though.
He used to be an editor of some skating magazine owned by, the king of class, Sir Larry Flynt. Let's not get upset over this ladies.
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v12n1/htdocs/how_to.php
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articl...32/ai_90888349
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v12n4/htdocs/skinema.php
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v11n3/htdocs/lying.php
Class act, this one is. :(
Ooh. Great research Katrine...now we know where this came from.
Ok, let me make up an article on 'how to bang male strippers'..although most of them I know are gay, and cool dudes...what angle do I take on this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
Ok...here it is...
HOW TO BANG A MALE STRIPPER...
?
There ya go....
:D
I was just thinking that! What about those of us that just can't live without our crackpipes?Quote:
Originally Posted by DylanAngel
Hey Mast....
Hmm I'm black, he wouldn't get me though- I prefer blow over weed.
Lol
Oh my god, the comments people left at the end of that article were brutal!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by DylanAngel
I know! I know! I'm a brunette white girl who loves horse tranquilizers!
I'm a Latina who's all about the toad licking.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeganS
Me too! I'd bang anyone who would offer me a couple of Thorazine! :P
Jimson weed is my thing.
I thought this article was funny. It made me laugh. Off-color politically incorrect humour tends to do that to me.
Well, yes that was --- something .
Whats odd though (and you have to admit it. ) You could visually see at least on person in each category this would work on. One girl you know personally that you constantly shake your head at.
Its sad but true. I wouldn't go as far as to say 9 out of 10 . The shittier , slummybars where most girls are there supporting their boyfriends and drug habits then yes I could see that working 9 out of 10. But in a normal to upscale...UH NO.
I think all of us at some point ran into one of " those " guys. First thing that always pops into my head is " cop ".
Second thing " fucking loser ".
I have been "tipped" drugs twice.
Once a guy rolled up some pot into a dollar and tossed it on my stage. I saw what it was and handed it to the mgmnt.
Another did 5 vips. Handed him 300 in a tip, on of the 100's was folded up into a lil; square. I knew EXACTLY what it was and again tossed it over to mgmnt.
What is funny though with that lil' thread is that he's talking about how much money he's investing..to just fuck someone.
So lets look at his prices shall we
Blonde must be his choice because he's willing to spend a bit
on coke. So lets just say to keep her for awhile he's got to have at least 200 bucks worth
then there is the admission to the club .. say 10 bucks.
the few drinks he gets say 20
the lap dances ...say 40.
Stage money say umm 10
all in all he's spent 280, for a POSSIBLITY in getting laid.
That makes him even funnier then his lil' post trying to know it all.
I had to respond on that forum, so this is what i wrote ......
WOW!!! I dotn think so!! That is nothing less than insulting. First of all, I have been "stripping" for four yrs. I have worked from coast to coast and seen a lot of shit.
Lets break this down into the non-truths.
""Marks,"; as the girls call them" hmmm... I have never called or heard any other dancer call any customer a Mark. If you are consistantly come in and spend money you are a regular.
" out of 10 strippers are on drugs of some sort" hmm ... not true. I would say that a lot of girls are on drugs of some sort but I wouldnt say that the ration is much higher than any other industry. You would be amazed at the amount of docs lawyers, and other professionals that come in wanting drugs from the girls, which we dont have.
"you'd better believe it takes a certain type of
courage that can only be had from illegal substances" I have never done drugs, and I dont drink. So as far as having a certain kind of courage, yeah, its called confidence.
"White chicks love coke" not me... im white. I knw a lot of other white girls that dont touch it as well
"When she asks if
you'd like a lap dance, respond: "No, I want to get out of here and
do some blow. What time are you done tonight?"; That's usually
enough to get you in, but for added emphasis it helps to pull her to
the side, dump some powder on your fist and give it to her to prove
you're for real." If you do this to me you are going to jail. Pull out anydrugs in front of me and you had better believe that I am calling the cops. The club provides us with a safe place to work and can be shut down just from you bringing the shit into our club. How would you feel if we went to McDonalds while you were working and offered you drugs?
"Offer a
blue to the first girl you see. If she takes it, she'll go and tell
the other girls. Give 10mg to each and every girl in the club" once again, you do this to me or many of the girls in my club and you are going to jail.
"The black stripper is difficult to snare, especially for a white
male." Funny, I know more black girls that like white men than ones that like black men. Oh, see its not about color, its about class. No girls, except trashy hos, not even black girls want a peice of shit for a date. Have some class, maybe thatll help.
"This will automatically put
you ahead of any black patrons in the club because it is well
documented that black males do not tip at strip clubs" NOT TRUE!! I have had a lot of black men tip me and spend money on me. Once again, whoever wrote this is seeing black ppl as trash which isnt always the case. Thats like saying all white ppl are trailer park trash. NOT TRUE
""Yeah, I know
Snoop,"; and "Next time he's in town, I'll introduce you."; That
should take of it." And no person with a brain in there skull is going to believe you.
"For added effect I like to lie and say I make
beats and ask them if they want to go over to my studio after they
get off work. " "make beats" are you joking? wow, lets just tatoo that you are an idiot on your forehead.
I could go on, but I think you get the point. You wanna know how to get a stripper in bed? Just like any other girl but keep in mind that men hit on us all the time so you have to actually impress us. First, get a job. Second, move out of your momas house. Third, get some pants that fit you. Fourth, dont act like your so excited to be in front of a naked girl.
Look Im not saying that a lot of girls dont do drugs. I am saying that if you go to a dance club and offer the girls there drugs, most will take em. This may come as a bit of a shock, but strippers are not the only people that do drugs. i could probably find more girls at a regular bar that would fall for this than just about any stip club in america. Girls who like to party come in all shapes and sizes as well as professions. Believe it or not, a lot of strippers haave a college education and do it because it is good easy money, not for the party scene. If you want to find girls that like the party scene, go to a party. Dont find girls that work at the party. We are there to make money, girls at bars are there to party.
this whole thing is a joke. it was from the vice website, and if you look there, almost all their articles are ridiculing stereotypes or are tongue-in-cheek. i think it's funny.
This thing is a JOKE. But somehow I don't think it is funny.
Whatever board it came from, it is a troll there.
Okay, take this with a grain of salt. I've been suffering PMS all week, and it is kind of fun to write aweful stuff like this. I'm not in any way meaning this to be serious. Just be clear THIS IS A JOKE!!!!
Okay Ladies, here is your counter point:
How to take advantage of pathetic losers who buy the “how to sleep with strippers” books.
1. You need a partner. Have a girl friend who is also sick of pathetic guys trying to get us strippers into bed through these tricks. You have to be able to trust her, and know that she won’t rat you out (you be willing to do the same). You have to have each other’s back.
2. Score some G or Ruphies. Be sure you know the dosage, so as to not kill the guy. You just want to render him unconscious for a few hours. Separate up the doses, so as to not leave anything up to chance.
3. When the PL customer comes in pulling this drug b.s. Just ask if you can bring your nymphomaniac friend over too. Introduce her to the PL and then kiss each other passionately. This guy will think he is going to have his own little porn fest right in his hotel room. Remind him to bring the drugs, to enhance “the mood”. Ladies, you will have him eating out of your hand!!
4. Go back to work as usual for the rest of your shift, and make bank off the decent and respectful customers. They are your base, so treat the paying customers very well and show them the best time ever.
5. Be sure to bring some drinks with you to the PL’s hotel room. Everyone likes a couple of cocktails to loosen up.
6. When offering drinks have the girl with the G prepare the drinks. If this is you be very careful to be discreet. It is your partner’s job to distract the PL while you slip the G in his drink.
7. Continue w/ teasing the PL, and ask about what kind of drugs he is offering and the like. Use the same techniques that the article writer offers to fake using the drugs.
8. Offer the PL a second drink. If he still has some left in his first glass, he will down it and then bring him a second w/o any drugs in it. Then wait for him to pass out.
9. When the PL is passed out, go through his pockets and gain access to his credit cards, drivers license, car keys etc. Remove all of his clothes and all of the towels, pillows and blankets from the hotel room. Remove everything that he owns from the hotel room, including all the drugs and the drinks that you brought. It is almost time to leave, so wipe down all surfaces for fingerprints.
*Take the room phone w/ you. This guy will be buck naked and stuck in the motel room. He will probably have a terrible hangover when he wakes up, and will have no means of contacting anyone w/o leaving his room. It will take him a while to get the courage to venture out to seek help. Or he will wait until the maid comes around (usually between 11am-2pm) to clean the room.*
10. Place all of these items in his car. Keep the drugs separate from his other personal belongings. Place his wallet in a natural place in his car (visor or glove box). Drive his car to his home. (check vehicle registration or driver’s license for his address).
11. When at his house search for cash, (for you efforts). If this guy has no cash on hand, you can just use his credit cards for a shopping spree tomorrow. Also look for blank checks that you can use for these purposes. If he has cable, order a bunch of pay-per-view events. If he has a computer and an internet connection, use his computer and credit cards to become a member of a bunch of porn sites/ Make them some of grossest ones you can find. Gather the drugs you found in his house, as well as the ones you got from at the hotel room, and leave them in a semi conspicuous spot (dresser in the bedroom, bathroom counter) nothing too obvious like on the dinning room table. Place some of the drugs here, and place more in a nearby drawer.
12. Okay, we’re almost done! It should be morning now, and you and your girlfriend can go shopping! I recommend buying items like designer hand bags, electronics like iPods or portable DVD players. These are item you can easily and profitably sell on auction websites.
13. Head back to the PL’s house, to replace his credit cards in his wallet. Make sure everything looks to be in order and undisturbed.
14. Call the police to report a burglary in progress at the PL’s house. Use his phone to make this call.
I would be willing to bet that would be the last time he would ever pull this crap again on poor defenseless strippers!!