Damn dude, so being a punk rock chick w/ tattoos, I am supposed to be into pills? Better tell my customers to quit giving me all that crack & heroin though if they are trying to get in my pants. Damn they are gonna be pissed...
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Damn dude, so being a punk rock chick w/ tattoos, I am supposed to be into pills? Better tell my customers to quit giving me all that crack & heroin though if they are trying to get in my pants. Damn they are gonna be pissed...
Some 80% of strippers take drugs? Well they certainly don't sound that innocent. Oh this terrible man is trying to take advantage of them? Hmmm.... let's browse this website a little bit ,let's go say articles, what do we find? How to own a customer! That's strange , I didn't know they were for sale. Dictionary, what is an ATM?
Have any women ever offered men drugs or do they pass the roach the other way when they come upon one? What about alcohol? Is it a drug? Do you sell it to any of your customers? What about a known alcohol abuser? Would you sell one to him? Has any woman offered an extra to procure a sale from an innocent male?
Do women take any responsibilty for their actions or do you all fall under the influence of a man? Why don't you just take Nancy Reagan's advice, "Just say no!" In order for someone to fall for somebody's obvious scam, you have to be on the same level as them.
For all those that went along I'd say," You deserve each other." Enjoy your lives.
Actually, information about clients or customers, including buying habits, unusual needs, and contact information is considered an asset to virtually any business that sells damn near any service or product. As is the more intangible information about what specifically any customer needs but does not ask for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessica
Such information is worth money. In any business. It's why Vons and Ralphs have discount cards that track everything about your purchases, incuding the item, the time, the location....etc...
We're all for sale. We just don't see it.
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I'll agree that some of the self-righteous comments here are a bit much, however, plying a teenage girl with drugs as a way to "turn her out" is on another level of evil. Imo, publishing this openly, rather than let the aspd roaches whisper to each other about vulnerable targets is vastly better. I think that was the purpose of the article.... "Shape up you dumb bitches...can't you see how some of these evil fucks are screwing with you?" Don't blame the messenger.
But like Jenny said guys who believe this shit want to be caught up in the fantasy of the wild druggy stripper who lives the Sin City lifestyle. Fun movie where, in one segment, the women run part of the town and they're all hookers and strippers and other shady ladies lol They exist strictly as one dimensional characters. The other day our friend wasn't at her day job and since she and her co workers have had some trouble at the club we were worried for her. Come to find out she was registering her daughter for school. Nice to have a mundane ending happen.
Damnit! I'm a white brunnette! I don't even get to be on the list! :) Seriously, though. I think it's HARDER to fuck a stripper. We're hip to their shit! That guy was just an idiot. I will never understand the fascination with fucking strippers. If we're drugged out ho's that would fuck someone for drugs, why the big deal about it??
I also know a few girls like and guess what ?? They ALL have STD'S like herpes so go have fun get a junkie to fuck ya you wont be around long .
Why are we such a trophy ? I really don't get it . Like we are not human lol they went to HS with us live down the way from us , bag our grocery's .....
I'm blonde AND have a tattoo, does this mean I should be taking my coke in pill formm or should I be crushing up my pills to snort in the toilet?? So confused!!!!!! Oh if only some man could set me straight on correct procedure I could go have drugged up sex with him!!!!
If only I could of used brevity instead of sarcasm on this moron, I just hate him far too much to be clever.
my drug of choice at work is caffeine :)
Hey I think I found his myspace page! haha! what a loser!
how stupid. haha. this must be a joke. but its so iggonorant.
how can he know what 'race' of a stripper determines what drug she likes?
9 out of 10 strippers are hooked on some drug? like weed and booze? pff, id say 9 out of 10 PEOPLE smoke weed/drink booze! besides, where is he getting his stitisctics?(cant spell).
anyways, i dont do drugs that much, but i can afford my own.haha.
well anyways, this must be a joke. i dont take it that seriously. it just shows how some people are iggorant to strippers. i know alot of people like this. so lame.
Chris Nieratko is a columnist in "bizarre" magazine in the UK. His column is a porno review... but he never actually reviews the porn, he just bleats about other stuff. It IS supposed to be funny, but he is a bit of a dick too. Most of his stories end up talking about his wife (and how she won't agree to a threesome) but you can tell he is just joking... well most of the time.
once again, this article is a very obvious joke.
yeah, an offensive joke ;) haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by badpixie
badpixie, i love yer avatar. i love the simpsons! that eposide was really funny even tho i forgot wich one it was!
I love when guys ask me if I smoke weed or do X or whatever. I can happily respond with- "Nope!"
Even if I did I sure as hell won't be taking any from a stranger. I'm not going to downplay it...numerous dancers at my club dabble in one thing or another. It's even rare that I see 1 or 2 of them NOT high. And you'd better believe they got their own shit from people they know.
So I don't know who'll fall for his tricks.
If this was proven to be 100% accurate, where's the proof?
The 3 clubs I work at do not fit this idot's description of strippers at all!
Guys like this cocky jerk, think they know it all but they are sooo far from it.
If it were so true and easy then this person would be doing strippers and keeping it to himself not wasting time on a message board.
according to that i must be black (since my drug of choice is weed). not a chance in hell i'd have sex for it though. :P
what a crock this guy really takes the cake as a loser
I'm as blond as blond gets, and I've never done coke!
According to his rules, I must be a black chick.
ha ha thats funny. im inked and pills are no where near my forte. this is just one more stereo type for me. wow my collection is getting huge. ;D
WHITE STRIPPERS (TATTOOED AND/OR WITH PUNK HAIRCUTS)
This is a somewhat trickier bunch to read because they like pills
and saying someone "likes pills"; is like saying someone "likes
music."; You've got to either roll the dice on a narrow spectrum of
possibilities (uppers, downers, psyche, or pain) or you can be smart
and invest in a smorgasbord of pharmaceuticals and have all your
bases covered. There's nothing worse than sparking a girl's interest
only to learn she likes Xanax and you've got a pocket full of
Ritalin. Pretend that you're going fishing and you've got an empty
tackle box. You're going to need a little of everything: lures,
bobbers, hooks, etc. Pills are inexpensive ($5-$8 a pop), so see if
you can work out a deal with your man on a variety bottle. At that
price you shouldn't think twice about pissing them away. Offer a
blue to the first girl you see. If she takes it, she'll go and tell
the other girls. Give 10mg to each and every girl in the club. 10
strippers = 10 pills = 50 bucks. No big deal. If you have enough to
get each girl high on the job, one of those girls is going to have
enough brains to realize you've probably got more. She'll be the one
to ask you, "What are you doing later?";
This is my "catagory" and to be honest I do love me some pain killers and I am always off and on differnt MAOI's but..... I would never take a PILL from a customer.
Actually I dont take pills period. Unless of course they are perscribed to me.
K, this had to be some what a joke....right?
I laughed through most of it...and it seemed to me that was the intended response...did he really think anyone was going to be taking notes? Heh......
Laugh about it, that sh*t was funny!
~B
OMG! :O
Well it's pretty much a joke, and anyone trying this exact approach as described here would look like an idiot and an asshole--but I have seen some really repulsive guys get a lot of action by plying Daytona women--dancers and non-dancers as well--with drugs.
Something it took me a while to accept, and also something that made it pretty tough to talk up the participants when I put them onstage. Nothing destroys the desireability of a woman like seeing her hanging all over a fat, ugly, stupid guy who is just smart enough to offer some blow or ex, and knowing she has either fucked him already or is about to. I simply cannot talk them up when they do it.
Fortunately this new club is an entirely different story, they are very strict about what goes on here, and I love it.
Hey D! Glad to see you have returned.
Anyways, this was definatly a joke and it was entertaining but not nearly close to being science.
Cap't
OTHER STRIPPERS
That is correct, I am going to lump together all Asian, Latin, Paki,
Euro strippers, along with anything else that might have just come
off the boat and amputees. This category is really your best bet,
especially Euro girls, because all they want is to be loved and
taken care of and what drug emits more love than Ecstasy? The
reality is you could give them mescaline and they'd take it without
caring.*** A key with foreigners is to make them feel welcome in
America. This is accomplished by telling them you don't detect an
accent, that they speak great English and that you basically
understand and agree with whatever they are saying regardless of the
fact that you can only make out every fourth word. To do this
convincingly, you must practice. Go to your stereo and put on some
rap music that you can't understand the lyrics to (most any rap will
work), turn up the volume just slightly, then go into your bathroom
and shut the door. You should not be able to easily hear more than
reverb and bass. Stare dead in the mirror, strain your ears and try
to decipher the lyrics without looking unsure, without creasing your
forehead and pursing your eyes. If you can convince your mind that
you know every lyric to that Ghostface song, using only your eyes
and facial expressions, you'll be able win any foreigner over,
completely negating their self-consciousness. Using drugs as bait,
of course.
I fit this category and I get pretty insulted when people say they "can't detect my accent"... LOL. :P