A time or two it's been completely dead and I have begged our DJ to play Tenacious D's "Fuck Her Gently" ...he says no.
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A time or two it's been completely dead and I have begged our DJ to play Tenacious D's "Fuck Her Gently" ...he says no.
I know this isn't the oddest song but one lunch hour the dj played Rod Stewarts "If you think I'm Sexy" (don't know if that is the title) - it just felt really awkward....odd almost...lol.
I have a Techno Remix of Rubber Ducky... in German!!! I found it years ago on Napster, before it got shut down.Quote:
Originally Posted by ex_ecdysiast
Wakko, where can I find this?? I WANT IT, I WANT IT!!!
I found it on pre-Lars Napster. I'm not sure if it's available commercially. When I get home to Chicago, I'll upload it for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yekhefah
this one?
I kinda like this one myself...lol
Oh my Lord!! Thank you!! That's awesome. :D
You're welcome :)
Between the sheets by The Isley Brothers
Darling Nikki by Prince
i seriously did a dance to oompa loompa it was funny and i got tipped like crazy men thought it was a comedy act not a strip tease
I think the weirdest song I ever played was a Merengue version of the "Flinstones Theme", sung in Spanish of course. I also played a Brazilian version of "Hit The Road Jack"
This one manager i had used to think it was hilarious to play 'who let the dogs out' when we were all on stage for the mega strip.
I've danced to 'fuck her gently' by Jack Black a few times for a laugh, but i'm a weirdo, I think Jack Black is sexy as hell.
Fuckin' on the Dancefloor-Dirty Sanchez
Nothing is Wrong-FC Kahuna
Parlez-Vous Freezepop?-Freezepop
Slavesex-DieForm
Megacolon-Fischerspooner (poo humor anyone?)
Fashionista-Waldorf (words are nothing but designer labels named rythmically)
Dynamo Hum by Frank Zappa. The filthiest, funniest lyrics ever:
I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'jes can't do it)
And it just gets worse from there.
I'd never heard it before dancing to it, but it worked really well, because it made me laugh my ass off on stage, and the crowd loved that.
as a complete joke/bet, wind beneath my wings. hilarity ensued, i promise.
I LOVE this song}:DQuote:
Originally Posted by McCain
So I had to pull up this thread, it's a waste to start a new one. Here's the reason...
Amanda Lepore-"My Hair Looks Fierce" and "Champagne"
She's a transexual and she kicks @ss, I love it!!!
:hyper:
I now have "Uncorrected Personality Traits" by Robin Hitchcock & the Egyptians on a mix CD! The other day I put it on when no one was tipping, and people started coming up with money.
One customer said, "So, what's with making people think you have a penis?" and I said, "I don't know, but the folks here sure seem to like it, I make good money to Hedwig too!" (which is true, and funny.) Then I said, "see, now you can tell I don't have a penis," and proceeded to demonstrate my lack thereof . . .
There's a lot of identity play for me; being a stripper feels like being a drag queen.
Chocolate Salty Balls- sung by chef on southpark
Devil Went Down To Georgia- Charlie Daniels
Folsom Prison Blues- Johnny Cash
Britney Spears Parody... Ooops I farted again... I had a good time with it too :D
Nwa -i Just Wanna Fuck With You
i dance to lots of really weird stuff. the guys who come in often sometimes will stay for my last set just to see what i'll do. (and they tip well for it too!)
here's some that have been popular lately...
"letter to my penis" by rodney carrington (and pretty much anything else by rodney)
"goodby squirrel" (a parody of goodby earl) by cletus t. judd
i do mostly country music (and here in montana i make bank on it) and there's a ton of weird country out there!
Tom Waits - "The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)"
Not exactly wierd, but uncomfortable:
Hoe sit down- I'm not sure who it's by though
Jesus Walks- Kanye West <- love the song but I don't want to think about Jesus at work
I love dancing to "strange" songs and joke songs.
Primus - "Shake Hands with Beef"
Cold - "Stupid Girl"
Three Days Grace - "Just Like You"
Alice in Chains - "Man in the Box"
Black Sabbath - "NIB"
Days of the New - "One to Abuse"
Funny:
AC/DC - "Big Balls"
Tenacious D - "Fuck Her Gently"
Dresden Dolls - "Coin-Operated Boy"
Bloodhound Gang - "Hell Yeah"
King Missile - "Detachable Penis"
Cake - "Sheep Go to Heaven"
PS - This isn't really strange, but just about anything from the Queen of the Damned soundtrack is sexy in a weird way. The beat is HOT, but the lyrics aren't. (It's about vampires)