}:D Rape me by Nirvana
I just stood there cause I was so freakedout
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}:D Rape me by Nirvana
I just stood there cause I was so freakedout
Hey midget, I dance to some weirdo Cake songs too. I love Cake!
The weirdest song I ever dared was "Hallejulah" or however it's spelled by Leonard Cohen. The lyrics seemed appropriate, but it's sung like a liturgy. Which is the point, but after I went back to the changeroom and got hugely berated by all the other dancers- "I felt like i was in Church!" "Some lines you DON'T cross"- I learned the valuable lesson the dj mentioned "Irony is lost on this crowd". haha
That's not that strange, it's Nirvana. I like Moist Vagina by NirvanaQuote:
Originally Posted by redheadbombshell
Our idiotic DJ played "Eye of the Tiger" for me one night and I am sure I looked like a complete idiot trying to keep up with it. I don't hate the song I just couldn't dance to it. I don't know why the hell he did that I always tip at least twenty but that night he got two dollars.
Brand New Key, or the rollerskate song... :)
I rode my bicycle past your window last night I rollerskated to your door at daylight. It almost seems like you're avoiding me. I'm o.k. alonee but you've got something Ineed... I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates You've got a brand new key. I think that we should get together and trythem on to see. I been lookin around awhile, you gotsomething for me. I got a brand new pair of rollerskates You got a brand new key. I ride my bike, I rollerskate don't drive nocar. Don't go so fast, but I go pretty far. For somebody who don't drive, I been allaround the world. Some people say I done alright for a girl. i asked your mother if you were at home. She said 'yes,' but that you weren't alone. It almost seems like you're avoiding me I'm o.k. alone but you got something Ineed...
OMG I can't believe that!! That sucks, I'm sorry!Quote:
Originally Posted by greenidlady1
Did you ask him about it? That's so strange????
He probably was drunk or high on something as usual and more interested in watching tv, lol.
That's insane!
... wait... watching TV????
Yeah, we have a shitty DJ situation at our club. One is a alcoholic redneck that constantly is drunk or doped up. He plays the music based on his mood and whether he is high or drunk and depressed. I have gave him lists of what I like but he doesn't pay attention. One night he played the same song twice in row for my two song set. He watches wrestling at the bar that sits next to the DJ booth and forgets what he is doing especially if he is wasted. I have stood in silence a lot of nights waiting for him. I make him cds because it's the easiest thing and the only way I can get a decent song played.
Our other DJ is alright. He will play the music you request but the same songs over and over and VERY loud. You can't even hear yourself talk over it. He makes a lot of lame remarks too. Oh, she pulled the "puppies" out or she brought body tonight. What the hell, didn't I bring it last night too, lol. He's just lame and old.
We need someone better but are manager is very non-confrontational and doesn't like to fire people so I guess we'll just deal with the best we can. They make GOOD money too. 11 bucks a girl the club pays them plus most girls tip between 10 and 50 dollars and we average 10 girls a night. So, that's a least 200 per girl. Right now, with the golf season we run 20 girls a night and money is good so they are making more. It's just pathetic. If I don't work and do my job I don't make money so why should they.
Yekefah- I LOVE Fifth of Beethoven, that would be so cute if you dressed up in a (if you'll allow me to get nerdishly creative) little beethoven-type suit, with a big jacket and a cravat, and then panties and a garter on bottom... Oh cute cute! (haha sorry I'm tired and when I'm tired me no think so great)
Date Rape is... that's a strange one. Nuff said.
thechaosfairy-dancing to hedwig! AGH that's so frickin awesome! Spesh "Angry Inch" ;) Good labia-flashin' song!
Midgetfour44- I love Big Balls, Fuck Her Gently and Coin-Operated Boy the most--fabbity!
mollyzmoon- I laughed my ass off- "Irony is lost on this crowd!" haha good thing to keep in mind ;)
Gynger- Aww that song is so cute! I have it on vinyl somewhere around here!
-J
Time Warp.
Hands down weirdest.
Good thing I have the dance memorized.
LMFAO! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I'm SO sorry!Quote:
Originally Posted by greenidlady1
That's really good money for someone who does nothing!!!!Quote:
They make GOOD money too. 11 bucks a girl the club pays them plus most girls tip between 10 and 50 dollars and we average 10 girls a night.
that sunglasses song...... "i wear my sunglasses at night........" haaa. wtf.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by whoever the hell.
Granted, it was for a girl that was doing a cowboy outfit for costume night, but yeesh!
The next song was "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy," which totally made up for it.
did I mention I was wearing a schoolgirl outfit. it might be hot if a guy was dancing to it,but as a grrl it's odd feeling.
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying - BLOODHOUND GANG
that one made me wince i almost stopped dancing dead in my tracks
im gonna say oldies, umm the weirdest one "i wanna be bobbies girl" it was weird and it felt almost wrong because oldies seem so innocent to me
I used to love dancing to that song!!! We had such a cool group of customers, everyone thought it was great!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kajira_anyah