I've only been to the nude club here twice, I had broken the habit of going all the time around 1998, when I lived near a topless club.
This is the "high-class" club here, and a few people I know used to work there, and they're all sweethearts, so I know it's not too sleazy or drug-infested. I never saw them work there, and we're such good friends I think I would be embarassed to see them on stage.
Most of the girls in this place aren't very motivated, they do a lethargic stage set, and go off in the corner and pout with the bouncer. The only girl I bought private dances from had a great smile and was friendly enough.
I went back one more time with nothing to do for a few hours, and they had a absolutely crazy "new" girl. Not new to the biz, but new to the club. She was a master of hustling. First thing she says is "You look like my ex-boyfriend". Then she plops down next to me and asks to feel her thigh muscles. Very charming, though I know it's all BS. I waited for her stage set and tipped her. She grabs me and gives me a peck on the lips. Several times. During the nude part of her set. I didn't get thrown out, though. The bartender is giving me this look like "She's got herself one, all right."
She offers me a private dance (this place has no booths, it's all one big room) and she'll "break the rules for me". I did not want to get thrown out of this place, god knows what she'd do to me. I think about it and have another drink, and decide to call it a night. I go to the restroom and she grabs me by the shirt and pulls me in the ladies bathroom and kisses me again. I still didn't get in trouble but I was worried about her getting herself fired on her first night.
I usually only go to look and maybe get some conversation, it's not like I don't want to, you know, but not in the club. So I'm probably not going to go back for awhile. A little embarassed about it, even.
