I don't know if it's just me, but for some reason guys like to grab the area between my shoulders, dig into it like they're kneading dough, and call it a massage... Ouch!
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I don't know if it's just me, but for some reason guys like to grab the area between my shoulders, dig into it like they're kneading dough, and call it a massage... Ouch!
Ask for a foot massage instead.
I HATE getting massages from the guys, they really do dig in or all they do is pat (<--- ???).
So, unless they are paying me for it, it really isn't worth it to me either.
I just tell the guys I have a sensitive back and I would rather they didnt massage it but they are more then welcome to do my feet :D
I got lucky the other night and got a massage from a chronic pain doctor. But, yeah, other than him, they don't know what they're doing.
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Originally Posted by threlayer
I shudder to think of a clumsy foot massage...
GOD I had a guy last weekend that nearly ripped my skin off...or at least felt that way. I kept flinching trying to be nice since I was in the VIP with him.
Id stop and say " wow thanks" and start dancing only to find him restarting his skin peeling massage session.
No dice. I eventually just had to tell him. He did this weird thing on the top of my leg I promise hurt more then giving birth.
Guys like to be told how you like it. Tell em the first time, it'll make em hot..you know...ohhh sweeeety...don't be so hard..I like it soft and slow...
And foot massages are better if done with a firm hand, always take a guy up on these, its good for your arches.
Im so jelous guys aren't allowed to massage us at work! I love the "hard" massages guys give.My bf just gives me the I can barely feel type massage,then 2 min. into it says his hands hurt! ughh.
When guys ask if they can give you a massage at work, they're not trying to be nice. They're trying to feel you up for free. Sorry, it's true.
My personal favorites are the guys who are "professional masseurs", who then proceed to give the most painful massage I've ever had...don't try to impress me with talents you don't have!;)
I hate the guys the guys that think the can give massages i mean how despreate are they. They think it makes them every strippers best freind and then the brag about it to there freinds and alot of times ther tips lower becuse the think they are your "freind". I never reviced a massage from a custy that did not hurt me or just not feel good. Keep your hands to your selfs guys. :) sorry just my opione.
Once, a "professional" masseur gave a handwritten birthday card to a friend at work entitling her and several of her friends to free massages. What a maroon. ::) We all had a great belly laugh in the dressing room over that one.
I give good massages.:P
i give very good massages , but i don't try to massage anyone who doesn't want it. i have a few girls that i trade massages for dances & a couple who have become pests with their constant nagging to rub their back or their legs.if i do a massage i'll ussually do their fingers then arms, chest, legs i do their back & neck last.then i get 2 free dances. works out good for both of us.i used to go to a club in south houston that had a massuse in the dressing room, he didn't make much money if i was in the club
They think we like it! Our poor achy stripper muscles, all they need are clumsy, inadequate, sometimes rough massages.Quote:
Originally Posted by susie
Can you, if they are this horrible and clueless with massages, imagine how bad they are in bed?
My friends and I kinda laugh at the guys we see giving rub downs. It makes em look pretty sad.
What about the dredded kidney massage while you are dancing? Or the even worse femoral artery massage (That is the artery that runs down the front of the thigh, passing through the line between your thigh and torso where guys love to grab on and pull you closer in! )??
I bet I have you ALL beat for the worst, weirdest massage, though: I guy got down on his knees in front of me (I was on a bar stool) and played my shin alnd calf like a piano. Not painful jsut useless and wierd. The whole time he ws doing it, he had this look on his face like he was making love!
I have to dissagree. Not only do I like massages hard, as in a lot of pressure, but I have had a LOT of very good back rubs at the club. If you have knots in your back, it will hurt a little when they rub them, but after they work them out, it iwll feel better. I have only had one person actually hurt and that was because he was rubbing really hard on my spine! I just told him that i didnt like it there and to focus on these other places like my shoulders. SWe have a guy that used to come in that gave the best massages. He would spend all kinds of money and rub my back all night, never bought a dance. When he was done it was like i couldnt even feel my back it felt so good. Now the foot rubs kind of hurt a bit because he rubbed the top of my foot too. I prefer the bottom ... although it hurt, it still felt houndred times better, if I could stick it out, after he was done.