Feature Sets Stage On Fire!
Okay I had to share this, wasn't sure where to put it so when all else fails it goes to the lounge! LoL.
So my club brought this feature dancer in, shes acted in some porn and modeled for a mag. She's supposed to have a great stage show.
Tuesday(I wasnt there I heard about it) she goes to swing on the pole and goes flying into the pit, two guys cought her. She wasnt hurt, just her pride.
Yesterday... she did this fire show(which apparently was lame, I didnt see it) when she goes to put it out, show throws her fuzzy blanket over the pan with the fire to put the fire out. Well guess what... the blanket went up in flames and torched part of the stage!! She just stood there going 'well i've done it before'. :banghead: So today she comes on stage, apparently scared to do anything because all she does is walk around in circles for four songs... I feel bad for the girl... guess everyone has their off week... but umm thats not the way to put a fire out...
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LOL, Cally! I will never feel embarassed about MY stage sets again, that' sfor sure!
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We're in a Mercury retrograde. Everything seems to go wrong during that time.
But, LOL!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.... I would've loved to see that
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Originally Posted by Bridgette
We're in a Mercury retrograde. Everything seems to go wrong during that time.
But, LOL!
Sounds more like too many weeks on the road ... or perhaps too many _______
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...pills.
She would have been better off just offering PSE for $. Now she has a bad rep to go along with her credentials.
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Damn that sucks! I have a friend that is a pretty good fire dancer and she was dancing at a big rave on stage and one of the the flame things flew off into the audience. Luckily everything turned out okay. I seem to recall she always had someone standing by in case something caught fire to put it out.
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Well, fuzzy blankets rarely put out flames. Next time, she should try hosing the fire extinguishers up to her boobs...then she can call her the Austin Powers Fire Extinguisher Babe Bot.
But, yeah, Mercury retrograde does crazy things...like make my computer act PMSy. ::shakes fist at the sky:: Damn you Mercury Retrograde!!
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...pills.
She would have been better off just offering PSE for $. Now she has a bad rep to go along with her credentials.
There you go. I've been noticing that these days lots of 'features' aren't even bothering to put on club performances, and are instead going straight to the PSE customers (which is actually where 90% of the money is today anyhow) !
check out some of the 'feature' girls' hourly rates !
... and some people actually wonder why I'm retiring !!!! The 'feature' business is now an entirely different business than when I first got into it.
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Holy crap I think I've heard of maybe 5 of those girls...that's some serious cash to fork out for an unknown.
Then again it seems "features" are popping up everywhere these days....ah gimme the good ole days
Anyone know why has her face blurred out?LMAO
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^ To make you want to go to where she features to see what her face looks like? Either that, or she knows most guys aren't looking at her face. ;)