what are some other ways to take money from customers without using your mouth? I only know about boobs and I'm starting to get board with that one.
-bambi
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what are some other ways to take money from customers without using your mouth? I only know about boobs and I'm starting to get board with that one.
-bambi
It's hopelessly trashy, but if I have a trashy crowd and I'm in the mood, I'll take it with my butt cheeks. You just turn around, look over your shoulder and smile, and then when they put the dollar in your crack, squeeze and grab. I've only done this a couple of times and I don't recommend it if your audience will appreciate an ounce of class, but the blue-collar trashy guys love it.
Garter, or g-string tipping comes to mind. I've done the butt crack thing too, but while the customer was sitting with the bill hanging out of his fly or laying on his lap across his legs.
If you wish to take tips with your mouth, consider using gobs of lip gloss and then just grabbing the bill with gently with your lips. The gloss will stick to the bill, and your lips will never actually come in contact with the money itself. This only works for one tip between gloss applications, so make sure the customer is tipping big.
Also try pretending that you are taking the tip with your mouth, but really you are using you hands. I have longish hair, and will conseal what I am actually doing. Unless the customer is sitting bolt upright with the tip in his mouth, no one will know that you took the tip with your hands.
I rarely use my boobs, since they're rather smallish and it doesnt look as flashy... I tend to use my thong or garter.... or for a fun show I hold a wine glass with my ass and they can tip the "tip cup"
I also do the butt trick for a raunchy crowd.... Also... the Dessert perfume line by Jessica Simpson has sugar in it, and stays sticky for quite awhile. I used to spray it across my chest so that I could either pick up the money just by laying my boobs on top, or picking it up with my hand and sticking it to my chest. It amuses a "slower" audience. LOL.
(In my state, there is a hand-to-hand only tipping law).
Put the money behind the guy's ear or tuck it into his shirt collar, and lean into him and breathe slowly and run your lips along his neck and ear, and then take the tip out with your hand. Some girls will take it with their mouth, but as long as you breath slowly and run your lips along their neck, they won't care if you take it with your mouth or not.
If it's allowed at your club, put one foot up on the tip rail and have the guy put the dollar in his mouth, or he can keep it in his hand if he wants, and motion for him to tip between your legs. You can put your hand on his head or face to guide him and make sure he doesn't get too close. Guys love this because they get up close to you.
Have them put it in your garter. It's easy and kinda cute. They also get a quick brush of your thigh.