Good DJ Lines. What do you think?
I just posted this for a DJ who was asking for some good lines. Ladies please tell me what you think.
I used to say in a serious voice, "If you aren't tipping then fuck you." The customers would laugh and the girls would love me.
"If you ain't tipping, you must be tripping"
"Remember fellas, you aren't that good looking so you need to give them money to make up for it."
"We're giving away free table dances to the loudest table in here" The crowd would scream then I would say "Ok we have a winner....just give me a second to stretch."
"Fellas, you better come tip her now before she gets sucked into VIP and you never see her again."
"Our next entertainer just broke up with her boyfriend and she's been feeling kind of sad." hehe
Just completely start making up shit "Our next entertainer has been in over 100 adult films as well as running her own bait and tackle shop" Just random shit.
"Our next entertainer is working on her PHD in physics and needs money for book."
My favorite lines were the ones I used when we were closing.
"Thanks for coming out fellas, and remember if your ugly please use a condom"
"Go ahead and save her a place at IHOP, I'm sure she'll meet you there soon. lol!"
"If you want her phone number, here it is" Then I'd give out the clubs phone number."
"You fuckers need to go because the managers are trying to get laid."
I've got a million more.
I know you think I'm kidding but I've used everyone of these lines and I was tipped very well I also got job offers from several different clubs. I've found that customers like it when you rag on them like your one of their buddies. Just my opinion, what do you think? :thinking:
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I love a sense of humor. One of our DJ's cracks ME up, and I've heard his lines before. This IS an entertainment industry, and I think it's great when the DJ can promote an atmosphere of fun while encouraging the money to keep flowing.
Were you looking for a pat on the back for your humor, Lt. Longhorn? Cause i'd seriously like to pinch your little ass. :P
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The humor is only partly there...for example...
"Thanks for coming out fellas, and remember if your ugly please use a condom" OVER YOUR FACE
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Those are great! I really like the bair and tackle shop one.
My favorite is one my husband uses: "For those non-tippers out there we have the (club name) specail for you this evening. A big heaping helping of get the fuck out and for desert, take your buddy with you!"
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First off, thank you for the replies.
Second, I'm Colombian so my ass is not little.
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"This is pay-per-view, not a petting zoo"
"Put some greenery on that scenery"
"Don't forget to tip those bartenders, who are keeping you cool while the ladies are making you hot"