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stripper secrets finally revealed.
http://www.strippersecret.com/
http://www.strippersecret.com/page4.html
i encourage every SCJ poster to buy this book. however, i must warn you of the dangers. for instance, did you know a nefarious cabal composed of sc owners and strippers are conspiring to keep this book a secret from customers? boy, i sure didn't know it. why even revealing this information to my fellow SCJ posters may put my personal safety in jeporady. yes, just as the late Bruce Lee was killed for revealing secrets of the Shaolin Temple or was it japanese ninjas? anyway, who knows what methods of retribution they may employ against me. why they might even send out one of those elite stripper hit squads to claw at my eyes or nag me to death. but hey, i'm willing to make that sacrifice. after all, danger is my middle name.
LOL....seriously (not really), this is just begging to be turned into an infomercial. i think it could be right up there with that penis-enhancement infomercial with Ron Jeremy. it looks like a twist on those weird, new age, speed seduction-neurolinguistic programming books, tapes and seminars that used to appear in the back of penthouse magazine. all for the low, low, price of between $300 to $3000. frankly, in this golden age of mileage, this book is about as useful and relevant as writing a book on "how to get a blowjob inside a whorehouse". i mean, what kind of incredible idiot would buy this snake oil?
on a side note, i've been taking those enzyte pills for the last two years. i finally think it's beginning to work. why i may have gained almost a whole millimeter in size. mind you, it's not that i so desperately need the help. yep, good old mother nature has been good to mr_punk....if you know what i mean. sure, i've spent thousands of dollars on it, but you can't put a price tag on not being called "mini-meat".
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From the link:
- Why 89% of strippers will never date customers - and how you can use this to your advantage to get laid 70% of the time when you're in a strip club.
What? You mean I had an 11% chance to begin with? I'll be damned.
To learn all this and more, enter your first name and valid email as your password - then click the button below to enter (Use the same password when returning. All information kept 100% confidential). Allow the next page a few seconds to load.
Ahh, even people who write books on how to lay strippers know the importance of SS (in this case spammer shit).
Important: We will never sell, rent or give your email to any third party. We respect your privacy and your complete confidentiality is guaranteed.
Well then, why ask for my e-mail at all then? ::)
I Make No Guarantees This Site Will Be Up After December 7, 2005 .
Golly gee, in an amazing coincidence, today just happens to be December 7th, 2005. What are the odds? What'da suppose is going to happen if we click that link tomorrow?
Hello, My Name Is Anthony Anders And I Am A Stripper Banging Addict...
:rotfl:
I'll take the food dehydrator please. Ahh, better make it two of them with the holidays coming up. I get the free crappy ginzu knives and beef jerky recipe book with that? Free shipping? Ahh, excellent.
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From the link:
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The profile of a typical "Stripper Boyfriend" and how you can make yourself fit that mold and have dancers instantly attracted to you.
Okay, that's just scary.
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LOL this is the funniest thing if ever read!
i have a few questions though:
does it cut threw a lead pipe and still be sharp enough to cut a ripe tomato?
will it make me the envy of all the neighbor hood?
does it use space age technology?
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Shit, if this book offers all that it promises, forget about simply banging strippers, you can do that with a bottle of Tito's Vodka and an 8-ball. Rather, this shit can be used to rule the entire fucking world!!!!! Hooooo-aaaaah!
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I can easily see the infomercial playing at 2 AM between Girls Gone Wild ads. :)
All joking aside, this one tidbit in the sample page pisses me off:
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Ever hear the old saying “Treat a princess like a whore and a whore like a princess?” Well, in the club, all the girls act like princesses, so you got to treat them the exact opposite way they’re used to being treated.
This always makes my blood boil. What a fucked up statement.
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^^ Totally, Sep. Tricks that treat a ho like a princess never pay. (See below)
My cuz Cholo loves to order informercial shit when he's high. These toys are phat out of the box, but once you've juiced, dehydrated. and rotisseried everything you can think of, I get bored. Plus they are a pain in the ass to get clean. ;)
The flowbee is still tight for collecting from deadbeats. Our bud Stu the Jew pimp calls it a "flowbee bris".
edit... Real shit: total princess in public, ho in bed when she has the hungry look. No dis.
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Juice by Cholo!
Juice by Cholo!
Have you tried the GLH yet?
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Originally Posted by lunchbox
Juice by Cholo!
Juice by Cholo!
He's in a meeting.
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Have you tried the GLH yet?
Koo, bro. My eyebrows are GLH. Had a little accident using a welding torch to light a blunt.
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its all about the red devil.
once i bought ginsu knives on ebay for $.05 and $5 shipping... what a pos the knives were plastic.
i did always want the super slicer though
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Originally Posted by mr_punk
i encourage every SCJ poster to buy this book.
Why? The sample chapters read like a rehash of the modus operandi posted in this forum.
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Originally Posted by mr_punk
on a side note, i've been taking those enzyte pills for the last two years. i finally think it's beginning to work. why i may have gained almost a whole millimeter in size.
In poker, that's known as doubling up.
-Ev
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Originally Posted by aggieed
Okay, that's just scary.
LOL...hey, they're not all sitting around waiting for the van to get fixed, smoking the herb and playing the new x-box that their stripper GF just bought using her now very chapped lips. some of them are actually contributing members of society. for instance, take a look at this website. obviously, it just had to be created by a stripper's BF.
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Originally Posted by evan_essence
Why? The sample chapters read like a rehash of the modus operandi posted in this forum.
LOL...please, you don't need a SCJ to get nasty with a stripper. it's not all that difficult because if it were that hard. you girls certainly wouldn't be going around snatching bald spots in each other scalps.
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Originally Posted by evan_essence
In poker, that's known as doubling up.
hey, hey, hey! i'm standing right here. willy reads this stuff too, you know. it's okay, willy. i'm sure evan was just joking.
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Are there any websites selling info on how to start up and run a stripclub?
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Originally Posted by Lio
Are there any websites selling info on how to start up and run a stripclub?
Don't bother, it's a dying business. Part of the reason why is because too many clubs have been opening in the last 5 years and spreading the client base too thin.
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Originally Posted by doc-catfish
I Make No Guarantees This Site Will Be Up After December 7, 2005 .
Golly gee, in an amazing coincidence, today just happens to be December 7th, 2005. What are the odds? What'da suppose is going to happen if we click that link tomorrow?
LMAO, interestingly enough, today it read:
I Make No Guarantees This Site Will Be Up After December 10, 2005 .
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This is by far the funniest thread I've read in a long time!!!
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Originally Posted by mr_punk
LOL...hey, they're not all sitting around waiting for the van to get fixed, smoking the herb and playing the new x-box that their stripper GF just bought using her now very chapped lips. some of them are actually contributing members of society. for instance, take a look at this
website. obviously, it just had to be created by a stripper's BF.
Jesus. In the tradition of Beavis & Butthead and Cheech & Chong. I like the picture of the girl who's cross-eyed giving head. Now that's some great physical comedy. It never would have occurred to me to try to stare at it during the act.
-Ev
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That's a pretty lame "product." I'm sure they'll sell a lot to the legions of clueless PLs/RILs out there.
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Don't bother, it's a dying business. Part of the reason why is because too many clubs have been opening in the last 5 years and spreading the client base too thin.
I tend to agree.
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Originally Posted by NinaDaisy
Don't bother, it's a dying business. Part of the reason why is because too many clubs have been opening in the last 5 years and spreading the client base too thin.
while i agree that the industry oversaturated the market. i think "dying" is a relative term. i like to think of it as a period of transition. sc are still making money. except they are making it on the sheer volume of dancers in order to maximize profits. as a result, the strippers themselves aren't making as much money (for as little mileage as possible) as easily as they used to in the past. which is very good (even outstanding around this time of the year) for me and not as good as it used to be for them. still, all is not lost. there are still customers who don't realize that strippers have feet of clay.
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there are still customers who don't realize that strippers have feet of clay.
Well, that's because you coddle us here way too much, pretending to be critical when it's really only a ploy for our attention.
-Ev
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Originally Posted by evan_essence
Well, that's because you coddle us here way too much, pretending to be critical when it's really only a ploy for our attention.
yeah, that's me. i really try to get in touch with my inner fucko.
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What the hell? "The 'fucking' Operator"!!!
I told him repeatedly to keep his little fucking mouth shut :-X and not to give away all of these secrets. Damn him. :P
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Originally Posted by mr_punk
yeah, that's me. i really try to get in touch with my inner fucko.
You must. Otherwise, I can't imagine you continually patronizing women you have such open contempt for. Heaven forbid you ever express satisfaction with any of them here.
-Ev
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*SNIGGERS* Hah. We saw this site a few weeks ago over on the pink side, and there was NONE of that shit about "The Operator" and top secret mojo. Looks like a smidgen of fame has made the fool paranoid. Or possibly he just hired a copywriter.
"This site has garnered MUCH more attention than I have ever wanted, and I now have more people pissed off at me than Hitler."
Frankly, darlin', I don't think more than a few hundred people have HEARD of you. Has history education really gotten that bad these days?
Unless he means "more people pissed off at me than just Hitler" in which case, yes, I'm sure at least two people are angry at him for something.
I bet this site is still right where it is now in a year . . . except with more goofy, CIA-wankoff purple prose.
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Originally Posted by evan_essence
You must. Otherwise, I can't imagine you continually patronizing women you have such open contempt for.
LOL. why is it so hard to imagine? is it because i'm brutally candid, bitingly sarcastic, flippant and prefer not to suffer fools gladly. BTW, does any of these qualities sound familiar to you at all? anyway, i suppose it does add up to a certain lack of reverence. but hey, no one told me that it was an absolute requirement to get into the club.
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Originally Posted by evan_essence
Heaven forbid you ever express satisfaction with any of them here.
well, it's a good thing that i'm in a magnanimous mood. so, what would you like to see, evan? for instance, how about the next time an overweight stripper posts a pic down here asking for opinions about her body. should i only post comments of validation? or how about when some stripper makes some supremely inane remark. should i just bite my tounge and not call her on it? would this meet your satisfaction?