A tooth for a tooth . . . .
So tonight I went back to my little dive bar for some quick cash.
Of the forst 4 guys I approaced, one bought a dance. One insulted me. One groped me.
ONE BIT ME!
Him: **Chomp!**
Me: Motherfucker! what the hell is wrong with you? (all ladylike behavior goes right out the window wehn confromted with some situtions!)
Hum: Huh??
Me: You bit me, you idiot! Why the fuck did you bite me??
Him: You didn't like it?
Me: Fuck no! Of course I didn't like it! It fucking hurt! Here. how do YOU like it?? *pick up his hand* CHOMP!!
It occured to me later what all I could have caught from that. Also, he claimed to be carrying a weapon in a shoulder holster. He made some sounes about blowing me away.
Him : Mumble, mumble, blow you away . . .
Me (Loudly): Blow me away? Here? ME? In this bar in fornt of all these people? That is the SECOND dumbest thing you have said to me, right after why don't I like being bit. You don't want to blow me away, I am not worth it to you.
What a load of crap. The bartender later told me she was ready to intervene, but when she saw me bite him back, she figured I had it covered!
Sheesh! What a day. The hilidays can't get here soon enough.
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Jezus crap almighty girl! You just can't escape the bullshit! Argh! You need some time off!
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Shit... carrying a weapon my ass... anyway - I think he deserved what he got.. quick thinking... I dont think id have the guts to bite someone back! way to go! hope the rest of your night went better than that!
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I would have bitten him on the nose insdead of the hand, but otherwise ROCK ON GIRL!!!!
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Oh and last night was a full moon which would explain part of this and the VERY VERY bad night I had. Did I already say I was bringing a freekin' baseball bat to work soon?!
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Good for you. I would have kicked him in the balls as well.
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Yeah, I almost knocked a guy over a table recently because he had gotten up, walked across the room to get me, dragged me all the way over (away from another customer btw) to his table for a dance, then didn't have the money to pay, and his friends weren't coughing up either. As I shoved his ass I told him "don't you EVER waste my fucking time again mutherfucker!" And I stormed away to tell a bouncer. Bouncer and manager go talk to them, yadda yadda yadda, I'm ignoring them, later on as I was walking by on the way to the dressing room, the guy's friend grabbed my elbow to stop me and threw $40 at me (they only owed me $10, ha), while the guy who got the dance and I'd shoved stood there trying to look all tough and told me never to try such and such again, he'd "fuck me up", and I just looked at them like they were crazy, walked away, leaving the $40 on the floor.
Manager came back to dressing room with the $40 in hand and begged me to take it, said the boys had given it to him for me to "set things right". LOL
Moral of the story. When they try to act all tough, they're not. You just have to be a better bitch than them. HAHA
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Oh my. My dancer friend who served a term in the US Army (in AFGHANISTAN!) broke a man's penis over some similar offense, I can't recall which. She would also charge a penalty for touching- the custie couldn't get up until he paid or else. I miss that girl.
& I solved a bad custie situation by sticking my 8inch boot heel into the guy's neck. He didn't dig it so the Hell's Angel bouncer escorted him outside. That was funny. Bet that sidewalk was cold! (New Haven, CT in March.)
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Oh my god!!
The worst that has ever happen to me was a beer can whipped at my face during a show!
But being bit....that is crazy!
Good for you for getting him back,an eye for an eye.
I hope he didn't hurt you too badly?
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[QUOTE=madmaxine] broke a man's penis /QUOTE]
Okay, now I'm interested. How do you break that which does not contain a bone? Sounds like a Zen puzzle. (Either way, sounds like it HURT.)
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I'm sorry you had to go through that....I don't understand men that think picking on women makes them look tough. It would be like me (103lbs) picking a fight with an 8 yr old.
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I wasn't going to go into detail re: breaking a penis but I like to cause pain for some of the lurkers from the Blue Site, (LOL) so OK. When a penis is tumescent & is injured, internal bleeding can be caused- basically a massive bruising that does not feel so good. I have heard of it happening in situations where a girl "landed funny" on her man's penis during sex. As for my pal, she had instruction in close quarters combat from the military, so her customer picked the wrong girl to p*ss off.
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Funny enough, I was a "victim" of such an injury when I was a younger man. I quickly note that I was dating the woman in question.
I remember there was a "pop" or "cracking" noise, followed by my groans of anguish, followed by my sweetheart's giggling and apologies for being too energetic on top of poor me.
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Originally Posted by kitana
Oh and last night was a full moon which would explain part of this and the VERY VERY bad night I had. Did I already say I was bringing a freekin' baseball bat to work soon?!
Well it's working it's way up to it... the moon will be full tomorrow morning at 11:15 am Eastern http://www.griffithobs.org/skymoonphases2005.html
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Glad I stayed home last night.I have a policy of not working when it's a full moon.Too many cuckoos cuckoos are out at that time.