I've been guilty of thisQuote:
Originally Posted by red red red
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I've been guilty of thisQuote:
Originally Posted by red red red
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Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo
That was quite an amusing episode of The OC. Marissa first told Ryan that she loved him, and his response was a very lame: "Thank you." Good stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Foxey
New custy: "I love you."
Me: "Thanks, but I bet you're more in love with my -----(insert name here of what is obviously their body part of fixation)----"
New custy: "LOL, yeah, you're right..."
Long-term Regular: "I love you."
Me: "That's so sweet, hon." / "That's my best reason to smile tonight!" / "I know you have high standards, so I take that as a big compliment."
Long-Term Regular: continues conversation, buys dances, whatever
Creepy Stalker-Type: "I love you."
Me: "Thank you. Can you excuse me for a moment? I need to freshen up real fast."
Creepy Stalker-Type: "Sure."
Me: head towards dressing room / bathroom, grab random bouncer en route, "Hey, Bubba, see that dude over there in the corner? No, no, don't make eye contact, yeah, that one... the creepy one... yeah, he just started in on the whole 'I love you' business. I think we've got a live one there. Can you keep an extra close eye on him tonight..."
Even the creepy ones usually have a few bucks you can squeeze out of them if you play your cards right. Sometimes more. More money in your garter usually means more money in your bouncer's pocket, which makes them smile. But it's always good to give the bouncer a heads up before you start squeezing... just in case and all.
~~McCain
You should ask him next time if he's aware of the fact that it is the male whose chromosomes decide whether a fetus is male or female, so he stops blaming his wife, and stops his inane line of bullshit. Henry the VIIIth anyone?Quote:
Originally Posted by precise212
That's definitely one to say "Oh, thank you (a la the OC comment)" and just work him for what you can, and then get away. Just had this happen with one of my entertainers,had a regular customer, he ended up showing up at her house (and she had told him she lived in a different city). Just be careful, and play it according to whether he's harmless or a little off the beaten track - too many of these customers come in oblivious to the cardinal rule - Don't go looking for love in a strip club!
I once had a regular who was somewhat reserved and had a dry sense of humor. He wasn't a cut up most of the time but sometimes out of the blue, he'd spout some statement that totally cracked me up. I nearly fell over laughing during a dance one time when he blurted out in mock seriousness, "Good God, woman, I love you and I want to have your baby."
-Ev
I usually don't make a big deal out of it when custys say this to me cuz they usually arent being serious so I flirt back. But if it's one of those weirdo types I usually just smile or wink at them and excuse myself. I may return later to try to get a dance out of them but I tend to mostly avoid them cuz it's usually not worth it to hear them babble on and on or try to convince me of seeing them out of the club. So pathetic.
I had my first "I love you" my first night dancing ever. It was from an incredibly intoxicated guy who was so drunk that he was struggling with standing in the parking lot as I was trying to get into my car as fast as physically possible when the night ended!