Another GREAT thing about stripping....
If you're a stripper, at work, and actually horny, chances are, you can rub one out and not only NOT get fired or a sexual harrassment lawsuit, but it can ACTUALLY increase your bottom line!
I was so horny in my meetings this morning that I just wanted to jump up onto the table, rip my stocking off, and beg my client to ravage me....BUT, I maintained professionalism....:-\
When I danced, if I was in the mood, I would just position myself in the guys lap properly, tell him to keep his hands off of me, and TCB...ah, the good ole days....
Hope everyone is having a lovely afternoon!!!! I'm going to rub one out now....}:D
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LOL! Good point, Katrine! I should go dance tonight. :D
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I dated a dancer for a while who told me she had done this. Well, she was more of a 'fuck buddy', really, lol.
I know several of the dancers at work tend to enjoy it more than others. There aren't too many secrets in the dressing room, and by now I am a trusted confidante back there, so I have heard about it several times.
I must confess, though, I wouldn't want to hear it from my wife, hahaha--in the unlikely event I get married anytime soon...
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I felt so guilty the first time I got one at work. After a while though, when I felt the urge, I did the damn thing. The best part? If the guy ever noticed, I usually got tipped a bit more. The only bad part... Once I get one, I don't wanna be touched afterward, but I would still have a while left in the dance, so I would still have to be dancing for this guy feeling grossed out.
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^^^ Take Care of Business.
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HAHA! Yeah, but for some reason, I just don't get horny so much in the new dayjob. Something about paperwork and making decisions doesn't do much for the libido. On the other hand, I'm MORE horny around the bf now, if that's even possible! I guess since I don't get my rocks off on my "own" as much, I want him to service me more. He doesn't seem to mind. heheheheh ;D :P
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Greggy, just turn around and do the ass-grind thing for a little bit afterward. ;-)
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HAHA! That's what I do :P
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i wish i could get one at work... i've never even been turned on during a lapdance... hmmm... i'm actually jealous!
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It has NOTHING to do with the lapdance or with the guy you are dancing for. If you wanna get off, and you can get yourself off, then you can close your eyes and pretend he isn't there. That's what I did. Of course they thought THEY were making me horny...perfect marketing tool, but not one to use often because octopus hands customers and raincoaters can't handle it and will try to take advantage......
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Oh my God I'm not the only one.;D But I must say it's sooo much better with a hot dude, great cologne, hot body..... er, excuse me a minute
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Originally Posted by Lena
Greggy, just turn around and do the ass-grind thing for a little bit afterward. ;-)
Good idea, never thought of that one:P
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Never done this, but cheers to those who have. I'm afraid all I'm ever thinking about is multiples of twenty. ;D
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The one downside to this is, when I get off during the dance, I can't help being rather less enthusiastic about the dance afterward. The guy always notices the change and quits buying. So I had to learn to draw it out as long as I could ;D If I'm hot and bothered, the guy can tell (either consciously or not) and he'll pay til the cows come home if I don't get myself off. Mooo! :cow:
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Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo
Never done this, but cheers to those who have. I'm afraid all I'm ever thinking about is multiples of twenty. ;D
LOL I used to be like that. I would hear girls talk about being turned on at work and be like "ew, how can they?" But after about ten years of doing this I can think about the $$ and the orgasms at the same time.
Bridgette, you've got more restraint than me, but I've never had a guy stop buying after I've came. Usually I'm a little miffed and confused because they keep buying and expect me to keep going!
Lena
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^^ Met too on the thinking of $ and orgasms at same time ;D Funny how your priorities change :P
I still get myself off sometimes. I just draw it out for a long time. I try to hold out until I think he's out of cash. Or until I'm out of energy. Usually they run out of cash first. haha
Also, sometimes if I hold out and bleed his wallet without coming at all, I can use that frustration to sell another guy or two right away. It's amazing how easy guys say yes when you're horny and frustrated. LOL
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A friend of mine came up with a nugget today as I told her about this topic here :laughing:
She loves to call it "scratching a winning ticket" and has gone up to patrons with the line:
Do you want to watch me scratch my winning ticket? According to her, they are always curious as to what the hell she is speaking off... she then gestures to 'down there' whilst saying It's awfully frustrating not being able to scratch a winning ticket. I love doing so in public. with a wink.
It doesn't always work for her however she usually pulls this gem out when she feel like it.
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I Don't know how I missed this thread! LOL
I too must confess to a little at work relief.
Its something you can do for yourself instead of giving. Just position it right and away you go. I have found that by prolonging the ending makes the intensity so much more. I also think that guys know when we are turned on and enjoying ourselves thus adding to the $$. But I do pitty the guy I get right after because I can feel a little spent.
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LMAO Gotta do what u gotta do! Don't blame ya a bit.