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I'm in luv (with a stripper)
I found this song. For people who like songs about strippers ;D
By T-pain & Mike Jones
Lyrics
[Intro]
Goddamn Lil Mama
U know u thick as hell u know what im sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what im talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what im sayin
I aint gon worry bout them really though
Im just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!
[Verse 1]
Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes butter pecan brown I see you girl
Droppin Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper
[Chorus x2]
She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
Im N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
Im not goin nowhere girl im stayin
Im N Luv with a stripper
[Verse 2]
Out of all the girls she be the hottest
Like n the way she break it down I see u girl
Spinnin wide
And She lookin at me
Right in my eyes
Yea She got my attention
yea yea yea
Did I forget to mention
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause Im N Luv Wit a Stripper
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 3]
She can pop it she can lock it
Take the pinderas down im bout to see this sexy girl
In My bed
She don't know what she is doin
To my head
Yea She turnin tricks on me
Yea Yea Yea
She dont even know me
Yea yea yea ea
I'd have got her over to my crib to do that night thing
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper
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Re: I'm in luv (with a stripper)
that song is played 1-2 times a night where i work. it drives me batshit with irritation.
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Ohh, i just heard it for the first time on itunes today. I only listen to my ipod so im always late to hear new songs. lol
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I hate the "generic" version even more..."I'm in love with a DANCER"...how stupid is that? It kind of destroys the whole point. :P
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they don't play the "dancer" version here....so does that mean "stripper" is a dirty word?
They play this a lot at my club too. I pretend like he's singing it just for me! ;)
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Re: I'm in luv (with a stripper)
well since my other thread was pointless....check out the remix with pitbull
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Originally Posted by Emily
they don't play the "dancer" version here....so does that mean "stripper" is a dirty word?
They play this a lot at my club too. I pretend like he's singing it just for me! ;)
I guess it is a dirty word. I laughed when I heard it- it makes NO sense without the word "stripper" in it. I guess that's what happens when you live in Bible Belt Texas. :-\ We have songs that say everything else you could imagine, but the word stripper must be kept hush-hush, I suppose.
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I am soooo tired of this song already. I guess it's just to slow. It got so overplayed on the radio here that it makes me want to barf everytime I hear it. WONDERFUL, one more song about fuckin a stripper.
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It's not that bad a song, the first 40 times you hear it, lol...
I like it, but I haven't even heard it that many times--yet!
This is the most fought over song in my club. At least three dancers have brought it in, and at least three more ask for it constantly.
Time to get that remix AinNY so brazenly started another thread about. Keep that up and I'll bring Cassy down there to spank you, lol...
On second thought, scratch that idea, you'd like it too much, hahaha.
But seriously--that's another reason I like remixes so much--it keeps things interesting.
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I am not the Spank-er ~
I am the Spank-ee. Thank you. :)
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Originally Posted by Djoser
It's not that bad a song, the first 40 times you hear it, lol...
I like it, but I haven't even heard it that many times--yet!
This is the most fought over song in my club. At least three dancers have brought it in, and at least three more ask for it constantly.
Time to get that remix AinNY so brazenly started another thread about. Keep that up and I'll bring Cassy down there to spank you, lol...
On second thought, scratch that idea, you'd like it too much, hahaha.
But seriously--that's another reason I like remixes so much--it keeps things interesting.
There will be no spanking around me thank you :P
but the remix isnt all that different...just a cool verse from Pitbull at the beginning of the track....cool to those of us in SoFL
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The spankee you shall be, Cassy--now and forevermore, lol...
Just giving you a hard time, AinNY--I only do that to people I like, so don't take offense. And thanks for letting me know it's not that different--I have a lot of stuff to DL on this new laptop, and for the next few days I'll still be stuck with primitive, barbaric dial-up.
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I liked it till one of the dancers started playing it in every single set of hers.... and it is pretty hard to imagine someone being in love with this particular stripper, frankly....
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Originally Posted by dlabtot
...and it is pretty hard to imagine someone being in love with this particular stripper, frankly....
Don't even get me started on that particular subject, lol...
My job might be as easy as some of my friends would like to believe if I didn't have to deal with it.
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After the first 5 times this one gets really old - along with Shake Dat Laffy Taffy - makes me want to go for the garbage can immediately when one of the dancers requests it. But it will hopefully fade out after a few weeks (these songs always do - think Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance is better...)
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I am really over the song already. It's played at my club about 5 times a shift. Ugh.
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There's one DJ that needs a permanent vacation...
Like that fucking crackhead we replaced with Katrina last night. She rocked the house, replaced his night, and got another one for herself.
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C'mon.....a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin...... :P
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Originally Posted by maddj5150
After the first 5 times this one gets really old - along with Shake Dat Laffy Taffy - makes me want to go for the garbage can immediately when one of the dancers requests it. But it will hopefully fade out after a few weeks (these songs always do - think Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance is better...)
I love that bloodhound gangs song. When I hear people overplaying all these other ones I just want to bust that one out and sing along! lol
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I have a funny story about this song....lol.... one of our girls dances to it every night and so on new years, we all decided we were gonna get trashed, We made rules for drinking, when ever a customer said happy new years, we had to take a drink, when ever a customer said stripper we had to take a drink and when this song was played, we took a drink every time he said stripper. It was pretty funny, during the song there are like 18 or 19 strippers so we were pretty drunk by the end of it.
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In honor of the occasion:
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
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if only it had a dancable beat!
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I'm in Love with a Stripper
Anybody heard that song by T-Pain & Mike Jones? They play it all the time at my club now. All the guys know it and sing it out loud at the top of their lungs. Somehow, I think it makes the guys in my club tip more...
Just thought I'd mention it;D
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lol i think this song is funny. not that the lyrics are funny... just that when i get in the car with my friends they play it lol
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Hate it, hate it, hate it. Annoying and slow, and it's kinda insulting, too. Just my opinion, of course. I know a lot of girls at the club who like it. My boss hates it, too, though, so I never have to play it.