"I will survive", adult version
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
> > > >
> > > >Lord, I almost died.
> > > >
> > > >But I'd spent so many nights
> > > >
> > > >just waiting for a man that long,
> > > >
> > > >That I grew strong,
> > > >
> > > >And I knew that I could take you on. . .
> > > >
> > > >But there you are,
> > > >
> > > >Another lie!
> > > >
> > > >I was ready for a Big Mac
> > > >
> > > >and you've brought me a French fry.
> > > >
> > > >I should have known it was so small,
> > > >
> > > >Just a sad pathetic dream,
> > > >
> > > >Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans.
> > > >
> > > >Go on now go,
> > > >
> > > >Walk out the door,
> > > >
> > > >Don't you promise me 10 inches
> > > >
> > > >then turn up with only 4,
> > > >
> > > >Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
> > > >
> > > >Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
> > > >
> > > >I will survive,
> > > >
> > > >I will survi-ive,
> > > >
> > > >Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> > > >
> > > >My sex life's gonna thrive,
> > > >
> > > >I will always have good sex
> > > >
> > > >with a handful of latex.
> > > >
> > > >I will survive,
> > > >
> > > >I will survive. . hey, hey!
> > > >
> > > >It took all my self control
> > > >
> > > >not to laugh out loud,
> > > >
> > > >When I saw your little wiener
> > > >
> > > >standing small and proud.
> > > >
> > > >But too bad about your ego
> > > >
> > > >and to Hell with all your needs!
> > > >
> > > >Now I'm saving all my lovin'
> > > >
> > > >for a cordless multispeed
> > > >
> > > >Go on now go,
> > > >
> > > >Just make a dash,
> > > >
> > > >Last time I saw a dick that small I was treating diaper rash!
> > > >
> > > >I should have asked for confirmation,
> > > >
> > > >Should have asked for pictures, please!
> > > >
> > > >Then I wouldn't have you waving that
> > > >
> > > >wee winkie thing at me.
> > > >
> > > >Go on now go,
> > > >
> > > >Just hit the track,
> > > >
> > > >Don't you bring me home no little worm,
> > > >
> > > >I'll always throw them back.
> > > >
> > > >The only thing that I could do with a dick as small as yours, Is to
> > > stick
> > > >it
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >with a tooth pick And then call it an hors d'oeuvre!
> > > >
> > > >I will survive,
> > > >
> > > >I will survi-ive,
> > > >
> > > >Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> > > >
> > > >My sex life's gonna thrive,
> > > >
> > > >I will always have good sex
> > > >
> > > >with a handful of latex.
> > > >
> > > >I will survive,
> > > >
> > > >I will survive. . hey, hey!
> > > >
> > > >Go on now go,
> > > >
> > > >Get out of my sight,
> > > >
> > > >I'm going back to my appliance,
> > > >
> > > >Cuz I know it's length is right,
> > > >
> > > >And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin' at my door,
> > > >
> > > >You'll be counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor.
> > > >
> > > >Go on now Go!
Re: "I will survive", adult version
Re: "I will survive", adult version
Hehe, Tampa, will you send me your email addy to my email addy or is there some way we can im? I don't want to bug you or anything by calling you if you have things to do. I am out of personal messages I think.
Re: "I will survive", adult version
F-ing LOL!!! :laughing: I'm passing that one on!!
Re: "I will survive", adult version
I should send that one to my ex-husband, but it would just be mean... he already refers to my new boyfriend as "Monster Dong" when he's feeling snippy. Ha ha! I said size didn't matter too, until Monster Dong came along. ;D
Re: "I will survive", adult version
Haha! How did I just now see that one? :P That's great!
Re: "I will survive", adult version
Re: "I will survive", adult version
Wow, that would be a great song to sing at a karaoke bar...
Re: "I will survive", adult version
Oh my god, That was crazy!! lol lol Did you make that up? where did u get it from?
Re: "I will survive", adult version
KittyKat:
A GREAT IDEA!
If I do it, I will provide audio. I love doing shit like that these days. TO THE KARAOKE BAR BY MYSELF!
;)
Seriously, I will do this soon. That's sooo awesome, I wonder if they'll kick me out :D
Re: "I will survive", adult version
No, it was a joke sent by a friend of mine.