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Indecent exposure in library
An 18-year-old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indecency. The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masturbate while watching pornography on his laptop. When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornography and masturbate, the suspect allegedly told police, "To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough."
Ha, ha ha!
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lmao! that's fucking hilarious!
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Hmm...it's hard to tell if he's being an asshole or if he's just really dense. :P
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He is dense and out-of-control. He'll find no internet connection in jail, but he might find sex there.
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You've got to be kidding me...
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the question becomes...
How many times did he do this before he got caught?
Mast!
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Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
the question becomes...
How many times did he do this before he got caught?
Mast!
No. The proper question is which books did he splooge in?
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Oh gosh...pulled the pants all the way to mid-thigh? What about discretion LOL. Dam that is nasty but still funny as all hell.
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well the library DOES have a faster inet connection....
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