Why do some dancers chew gum on stage? It's the biggest turn off and I have to assume they are bored with being there. Now, I've run into a few that could use a breathe mint, but gum? Come on....not sexy.
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Why do some dancers chew gum on stage? It's the biggest turn off and I have to assume they are bored with being there. Now, I've run into a few that could use a breathe mint, but gum? Come on....not sexy.
I totally agree with the gum thing, unless it's got something to do with a theme act. Otherwise, it generally looks classless. Like a bored cow chewing its cud. Yick.
Is this the housemom Sassy from Philly? If so, howdy there. If not, carry on!
Nevermind, I just read your other post about the needy dancer, and I answered my own question. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by MrChristopher
Aha! This is all Summer needs for her Bovine theme stage act...Quote:
Originally Posted by MrChristopher
I am so tempted to go "Mooooo" on the mike when I put her up, but this might get me fired, lol. Instead I skip her as much as possible, since she prefers not to dance anyway.
I have never seen a woman look so bored onstage in my entire stripclub career. The funny thing is, she has guys who think she's hot--to each their own, I suppose. She's really not that bad, but it would help if she smiled once in a while, and did something besides stalk relentlessly between the two poles.
ahhh my huge pet peeve. i worked at a club in key west that had a huge wooden plaque with the rules on it. that was one of them. no gum chewing on the floor! i loved it.
i worked with a girl at my regular club that chewed gum AND stared at her self in the mirror while on stage.....cute
I HATE watching girls chomp away on gum on stage. Tacky tacky tacky!!! Makes me cringe just thinking about it.
It gets on my nerves too. My club has a no-gum rule, but no one follows it and it's not strictly enforced, just on girls the management wants to get rid off for any excuse. Unfortunately, our customers don't seem to mind it.
Also, it's always the girl who chews gum, stares at herself in the mirror, never smiles, and just walks back and forth between the poles who always complains about "not making any fucking money". Coincidence? Oh, I think not.
I always have a couple of tins of Altoids in the booth for the girls if they fear ass-breath before they hit the stage. I like to think it's a bit of a gum deterrent.
I chewed gum when I just didn't care anymore.....
God I hate that
Besides being tacky it's dangerous, I worked with a girl years ago with beautiful long hair. She was on stage chewing gum, flipped her head around and had some end up in her mouth. Nothing worse than a big wad of gum stuck in your hair!
Bring her some lollipops or tootsie pops....and tell her to use her imagination. Those can be excellent little money makers. }:DQuote:
Originally Posted by SassyMom
Lollipops? Just get her some of these. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by nicetightfit
http://store.adultcookiesandcandy.com/penispops.html
Damn you! I just spent $200 on ass pops, breast pops, vagina pops, tongue in vagina pops, penis pops, and for a special occasion, Mr. Long Dong. /:OQuote:
Originally Posted by doc-catfish
Djoser, maybe you and me know the same girl, lol.
I used to dance with a girl who did the most BORING stage routine. Chewed gum and lazily walked around the pole staring into space. It was actually worse than I describe it. Her act was completely bland and the worst part was that she did this to a long stage set. Her hustle was even worse. She wasn't fluid in English, but she never made the effort. "You come dance" pretty much summed it up.
If she didn't have an amazing figure and a very pretty face, I doubt she would have survived in the club. Many guys thought she was hot and she was sometimes top earner! Can you believe that? One of life's little annoyances, especially to those of us who put in ten times the effort.
Away from the floor, she was a cool cat though. I must admit I did like her.
Definitely one of my biggest peeves. There's nothing sexy about chomping gum! I don't get it, breath mints ladies!!
Malibu, it couldn't have been her...
You'd never call her figure amazing, she doesn't have a pretty face, and she is very moody and irritating outside of the club.
But Mr. C did hit the nail on the head with Summer, who rarely makes much money, mostly because she sits in the dressing room sulking 99% of the night, except when she reluctantly drags herself on stage, frowning peevishly.
Last night she pretended to be peeing right after I called her onstage, and didn't show.
As for her figure, it's not too bad--to each their own, as they say. She's a big, clumsy-looking woman with a receding forehead and chin, and she carries her head at an awkward, painful looking angle so that her head juts forward. She can actually dance fairly well if she wants to, but this is rare. I really tried very hard to coach her about dancing and posture, with some effect, but finally just gave up.
She does have nice breasts, though.
The bovine resemblance hit me like an avalanche one night after one of the managers finally got her out of the dressing room again, and I jokingly said he needed a cattle prod.
I was Summer's roommate for three endless weeks, and could go on a great deal more, but this is already dangerously off-topic, lol...
Yeah, the candy thing is a good idea...the DJ's have by tradition always kept the dancers in candy here, and I try to do the same.
u darn skippy.... no gum on stage should be a house rule.
That is HILARIOUS!!!Quote:
The bovine resemblance hit me like an avalanche one night after one of the managers finally got her out of the dressing room again, and I jokingly said he needed a cattle prod.
You have no idea how much I want to go "Mooooo" on the mike! I did play "Cowboy" the other night, lol--maybe I should try that "Theme from Rawhide" that the Blues Brothers did in that movie...
Nope, not housemom in Philly. I'm just a wannabe dancer.
DJoser - you look like this guy I met one summer in high school....ever lived in Texas?