Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
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Mystery's Stripper Rules
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(Thank you to Craig for raising the subject of strippers to me.)
RULE: Don't let a stripper dance for you.
The minute a stripper dances for you (for money), you become their customer
and they don't fuck their customers. DON'T let her dance for you - unless
it's
for free.
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RULE: Don't stale out the room.
Don't stay in the club too long. 30 minutes ought to be enough time to do
what you set out to do. Only extend that time if you are already in a good
conversation with a stripper. Initiate a chat faster standing than sitting.
Approach a sitting two-set and convey enthusiasm. Be more exciting than any
other guy was the entire evening.
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RULE: Enthusiasm is contagious.
Act enthused about something that happened to you and so will they. E.g.:
"Oh
my God, guess where we just were? You really missed out hanging here all
this time ..."
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RULE: Convey that your day has been INCREDIBLE and then proceed to explain
WHY.
Convey that meeting her is completely secondary. "NOTHING can wreck this
day!" Her day was boring compared to yours. When explaining why you had
more fun, paint a picture that makes her wish she was with you. "I met and
hung out with Brad Pitt. He was really a cool guy."
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RULE: Don't buy a stripper a drink. Don't buy ANYONE a drink. Don't buy
anyone ANYTHING. Buying things are for good friends and lovers.
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RULE: Have a performer image.
Appeal to the performer in them. Use Mystery's PHOTO ROUTINE because they
are so bored in there a little look at some pix in your pocket is welcome.
Let the photos convey you to be a very social and very cool guy. Talk about
the excitement of being on stage - identifying with their fears on stage.
Get them to think OUTSIDE of the club. When leading their imagination, lead
them into DAYLIGHT not NIGHT. Most guys think NIGHT only and convey only
this.
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RULE: At some point, matter of factly explain that you are well aware that
all this is bullshit (pointing to the whole concept of men getting off on
strippers) ... it's just an entertainment form and can make good money.
Then
... drop the subject and don't talk about her world again. Now bring her to
YOUR DAYLIGHT WORLD through imaginative storytelling.
RULE: Once she is out to the cafe or food place after, THEN you go VAMPIRE
WORLD on her. Strippers generally LOVE the vampire romance shit. Many
enjoy alternative lifestyles and ideas. Consider learning about Wicca
because many consider themselves Wiccan or Pagan. Don't get suckered into
BELIEVING any of the shit of course, but know the basics to bullshit.
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RULE: Use a lot of humour. Make her laugh. Laughter is a drug.
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RULE: Don't HIT on her.
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RULE: Don't compliment her anatomy.
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RULE: Treat all strippers as 10's and use a few NEGS as strippers are in a
mental state of control while in their own territory. She may only be an 8
in real life but while she works she is the boss and therefore a 10.
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RULE: Be slick on the CLOSE and be ready to give her a challenge. Don't be
too aggressive. Don't ASK for the number - instead lead them to ask you!
"Our knowing each other has nothing to do with this club. I'm going to the
IHOP for a bite after - let's continue this conversation there but don't
expect
much from me - I'm just hungry." Tell her that even though you aren't a
customer (you are friends with the DJ), you don't want to exchange numbers
inside the club - that way you can tell people you met at IHOP after her
work.
This club has nothing to do with you and her. Tell her to join you outside
of the club to exchange numbers and only when she is in street clothes.
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RULE: Don't get HORNY.
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RULE: Most strippers are open-minded and believe in incredulous concepts
such as ESP and ghosts. Use this for very interesting 'supernatural'
conversation threads. Since many strippers believe themselves to be Pagan
(and alternative religion), consider wearing a pentacle. Most strippers
prefer rock music and long hair on a guy but some like dance music and short
hair. Know which of the two generic stripper types you are talking to.
It's
pretty obvious which is which.
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RULE: Be BIG. Strive to be the center of attention. Don't think that the
quiet seduction will work in the club. No sexual shit in the club. Once
you have intrigued her enough to join you, she's already decided she likes
you.
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RULE: Make her think that you think she wants you. Assume this and then be
a challenge.
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RULE: Connect by having a "I live my life one day at a time' attitude. This
is to mirror their lifestyle. They ALL live life this way.
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RULE: Connect using, "So many people are so judgmental about things. You
seem really open and fun."
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RULE: Smile all the time. Smile when you walk in and keep it going until
you leave.
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RULE: Don't drink.
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RULE: If a stripper asks, "Would you like a dance?" Don't answer the
question. Instead, pattern interrupt her with, "Oh man, I'm not even HERE
... I just got back from a party where Brad Pitt was there. What a great
Guy."
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
What is he trying to accomplish? To date a stripper? What an idiot.
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
Some kind of site where he gives men tips on picking up women(in general),I didn't read any of the other posts. I came across this one by accident. I hope the men reading his crap aren't taking it to seriously.The poor guys will look like complete morons if they try that crap.
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
This is without a doubt the best way to pick up strippers. It's a known fact that strippers *love* when people bullshit them for hours about just having partied with Brad Pitt somewhere in the middle of Nowhere. And they don't mind listening to you without getting payed. Your vampiric wiccan babble is more than intriguing enough to make them forget about bills, college and kids.
Now where did I put that anti-idiot battleaxe?
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
Strippers? Nay. ALL WOMEN love it when men don't listen to them, blather on boastfully and name drop. What woman would not be taken with a man who refuses to buy her a drink? And what stripper doesn't love to have her at work time wasted like that? Bored you say? Why would we want to try to make actual money rather than looking at your snapshots?
Sidenote: don't you hate it when guys say that "they know the game" or some such bullshit and then refuse to spend, spend pitiful amounts or try to sleep with you for like $200.00? Like, dude, if you "knew the game" you'd, like, KNOW the game.
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
So does this Mystery guy just post this information on the internet for free? Stuff like that is gold you know. He should charge for it. Big time.
Oops, I stand corrected, he puts on seminars called "boot camps" for $1850 and up a seat.
Here's one happy testimonial. ::)
http://www.mysterymethod.com/Program...12&action=jump
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
So a stripper acted interested in a guy? You don't say...
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
lol this stuff actually works sometimes
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
^^-- That's the point. Sometimes.
Labels make everything so damn complicated. Like there's a specific rulebook for dating strippers and it's 180 thousand pages longer than the one for dating the successful business owner woman or the newspaper lady. Get a clue. Go after the girl you like, if you fail at it, move on to the next one...rinse wash repeat. There is no failsafe ruleset to date any one woman let alone strippers. But thanks for trying. I'll stick to A-class woman. (oh, they can be strippers too, just an F.Y.I.). It is quite the humorous read tho.
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
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RULE: Don't let a stripper dance for you.
The minute a stripper dances for you (for money), you become their customer
and they don't fuck their customers. DON'T let her dance for you - unless
it's
for free.
This is my favoirte one. If you are in my place of work, I will think of you as either a) customer or b)useless cheapskate non-spending waste-of-space oxygen thief, using up the pitifully small amount of breatable air left in this bar.
Which would you rather be?
As for the rest, once you have been labled as b, above, anything else is pointless.
Isn't that jsut common sense?
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
Ha! I think a guy in my club last night read this. Didn't tip, wouldn't buy drinks, kept saying he "knew the game and the way everything works, and doesn't visit strip clubs". Yeah ok. ::)
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
Hey, buddy, the pick-up joint is down the street. Take a right, then a left, then go around the block and start looking for a place to park. You can't miss it.
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
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Originally Posted by sexysweet
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Mystery's Stripper Rules
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bahahahaha!! Thanks for the laugh.
Re: Some kind of pick up site,I found this post quite funny.
Now it's easy to spot loud, obnoxious, fake, overbearing, penniless, wannabe losers in the club. They all have a pathetic fascination with Brad Pitt.