Dancer(s) needed for Las Vegas bachelor party
I apologize if this post is inappropriate, or in the wrong forum.
A group of my friends are coming to Las Vegas next weekend for a bachelor party. We are trying to arrange dancer(s) for Saturday night (April 1) at our suite at the Venetian.
Each of us possesses an unimpeachable moral character and a healthy respect for women. The bachelor is 33 years old and hails from an affluent Chicago suburb. Most of the guys are friends from high school or college. We also have the bachelor’s dad and uncle, who may be looking forward to this more than us! We have one alcoholic and one cheap bastard, but I will personally guarantee that they are reasonably sober and flush with cash, respectively, during the party.
For a variety of reasons (described below), I am loathe to use any agency service. I have searched the internet for truly independent dancers, and have found none. At this point, I think my best bet may be to go to strip clubs, get to know a few dancers, and see if any are up for it. But I am afraid that this will take way too much time, and may ultimately be fruitless.
If you might be interested, please email me: [email protected].
We will be a great gig for you. We are generous, kind, and have exemplary hygiene. We are not looking for any intimate contact. We would ideally like a two-girl show with all the usual trappings, but would be happy with two firmly heterosexual dancers, or a one-girl show. We would like the customary humiliate-the-bachelor stuff.
I would be happy to answer any questions you might have and/or submit to reasonable tests of my integrity, by email, phone, or in-person meeting.
Thank you for your attention to this post, and, again, I apologize if it is in any way inappropriate. I look forward to your email.
Sincerely,
Dave
*** Appendix: Why I do not wish to use an agency ***
Honestly, I am afraid that some of the girls who work for Vegas agency services, be it escorting or pure dancing, are in an unhealthy situation. I know this sounds sycophantic (and may be wrong), so be assured that I have several selfish reasons as well:
- I do not want to pay $1,000 to an agency. What do they do, provide a website, booking and security for the girls? That should be $200 tops. I’d rather give the money to the girls. (As an aside, I hope you all realize how over-enriched the men in the stripping industry are. My advice is to get a group of twenty women together, start your own club, and hire bouncers for minimum wage. I personally am not looking for a bouncing job, but would happily perform accounting functions for a nominal fee.)
- While the friends of the bachelor will want lots of lap dances, we do not want girls who will do a show for the bachelor and then see if any of us wants a blowjob. While I am not opposed to escorts (or blowjobs), I don’t think this group of guys would enjoy such a party.
- Seeing the pictures on some of the websites, and having not fallen off of the turnip truck yesterday, I am confident that we would be baited-and-switched by an agency.
A woman on this site recommended that a guy in a similar situation contact strip clubs and see if they will allow their girls to do parties offsite. I appreciate the suggestion and will try it, but I am not optimistic that it will work. At the least, I’d expect to pay a hefty fee to the strip club.
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Oh good grief!
Good luck Dave ::)
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There is a "Jobs" forum in the marketplace, I think this post should be moved to there.
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I don't think a club would let their girls do a private party even if it was "through the club", as far as I know, in Vegas, this is considered prostitution, period. I am curious why you want a private party if you're not interested in "extras", why not just go to the club?
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Good question. Thanks for raising it. Reasons:
- No cover and we bring our own booze = more money for lapdances.
- Getting all fifteen of us seated together in a club on Saturday night would be difficult, time-consuming, and likely expensive.
- None of us have sonar, which makes it hard to carry on a conversation in a crowded strip club. In our suite we'll be able to see and hear each other - have an actual party instead of a trip to the theatre.
Hopefully this will allay your suspicion: we know how to find girls who are willing to do "extras." I posted here in the first place because I am trying to find girls who will do a hot, but completely clean, show.
I have a friend in a related field and I know what she goes through. I understand completely if no one is willing to do this. All I can do is try to come up with newer and better ways of saying "no extras" and hope that someone believes me!
Let me ask you this: is the average Vegas tourist such a pig that no girl in her right mind would consider this offer? That I can understand, but it is too bad. You could make more money, in a better workplace with better benefits, working for me than working in a club!
Thanks everyone for taking the time to read this and for not mocking me. Be well.
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You don't want to pay 1k to an agency for 2 girls at a bachelor party?
Um... they NEED security... they dont know you.. Eveb if you get independants, they will be paying at least 200 for security. That leaves 800- gas-props....etc
maybe 700 for both 350 each... For how many hours?
and you want to pay them LESS???? That is a little cheap!
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Originally Posted by Spatula
I have a friend in a related field and I know what she goes through. I understand completely if no one is willing to do this.
So, if you have a friend who is in this field, why don't you just ask you 'friend' to hook you up with some girls? Or why doesn't your friend tell you how bad of an idea this is for you to do in the first place?
Having a group of 15 guys come to a stripclub for a bachelor party is not alot.
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http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64241
I'm not saying that anyone in your party would ever do such a horrendous thing.
Then again, just because you say so, on an Internet forum site, how do WE ( dancers in general ) know that you all wont?
Men get a little nutty when there is liquor and scantily clad women bouncing around.
Of course I am NOT accusing anyone of anything. Just trying to show you our ( the dancers) point of view.
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I do not want to pay the girls less than $1,000. I would expect them to earn at least $1,000 each, if they want to stick around and do lap dances for all the guys. I would just like to avoid paying a $1,000 agency fee.
My friend is not a dancer, she is another sort of entertainer. And she lives in Montreal. And she undoubtedly would think this is a great idea. Maybe I am confused. Am I the first guy to try to get strippers to his Vegas hotel room for a bachelor party?
If the allegations are true, the Duke Lacrosse team incident is a tragedy and all the guys should be sent to Guantanamo. I do not suggest that you should come to my hotel room without security guy(s). I am only suggesting that it should cost less than $1,000!
I would like to sincerely thank all of you who have taken the time to express your complete lack of interest in this venture. I now see that a strip club is our best option. Hope to see you there!
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We all hope you have a wonderful, fun and safe time! :P Plus, tell your bachelor friend we all ( well most of us ) said .... DON'T DO IT!!!!
:D :P ;)