A Chris Rock classic! What did ya'll think when it came out? lol
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A Chris Rock classic! What did ya'll think when it came out? lol
i thought it was hilarious. Anytime a dances dances to "get low" i still think of clear heals!
it's funny, but I don't think it should played in SC.
I mean, it'd be like casinos having a big sign saying "THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS"
You know it, but you don't need to be reminded of it! It kills the mood.
Wait a minute...Chris Rock did this??
I heard it a couple or three years ago, in a giant strip club in which sex was going on, even if it wasn't in the champagne room but the VIP.
It didn't sound like Chris Rock at all, the voice was totally different, the way I remember it--a lot deeper...
Are there two versions?
yeah, it's him...maybe there are two version? or you're thinking of the Gerald Levert voice?
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Chris Rock - No Sex (in The Champagne Room) Lyrics
featuring Gerald Levert
[Chris Rock]
Ladies and gentlemen.. of the G.E.D. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no sex in the Champagne Room.. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne.. you want sex
And there's NO sex.. in the Champagne Room
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those niggaz waitin outside with guns?
They know you ain't got one..
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-ass hat
The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that shit
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no sex, in the Champagne Room
[Gerald Levert]
Ooooohh...
No sex in the Champagne Room (6X)
Absolutely, positively, no sex in the Champagnnnne, Room
No.. no-ohhhhh...
[Chris Rock]
If a homeless person.. has a funny sign..
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: That'd be great..]
If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: I don't want that, no..]
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die f**kin
[Levert: Ohh yeah..]
No one goes to Hooters for wings
[Levert: No no no..]
If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no sex in the Champagne Room
NONE
[Gerald Levert]
No sex in the Champagne Room
Said no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
Can't get none, uhh
Can't have none, nah
in the Champagne Room
Said there's absolutely, positively
no sex in the Champagne Room
Said no.. no..
Said no-ohhhh..
Said Chris said..
There ain't no sex
in the Champagne Room.. no.. no.. no..
Can't get none, ahh
Can't have none.. *fades*
Yeah, that's it--thanks.
It's been a while since I heard it, though.
I thought it was pretty funny, except that there was sex going on when they were playing it, no doubt, in that place.
Maybe the guys back there found it amusing, too...
HAHAHAH! the video was ALSO a classic! lol... they should make more songs for STRIPPERS!
LMFAO thinking about the whole "clear heels" and "get low" part of his stand up. Let's not forget the whole "smack her with a dick" bit!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kharisma