There's this new DJ, a cocky guy who is gunning to be the head guy at the club.
He calls himself "Dirty"...
Which has got to take number one place for stupid DJ names in a stripclub, shooting down the previous contender "DJ Smooth" with ease.
Really, it's so contrived and unecessary to give yourself a slick (well, "Dirty" isn't slick, but you know what I mean) moniker, especially if you are in a medium-sized or smaller club.
This guy definitely thinks he's the shit--during a recent DJ meeting he told the manager "Just tell me what you want, and I'll drop it down...", earning a loud snort of derision on my part. The clipboard and the note-taking during the meeting was a bit much, too--especially at this club, which is as far removed from the corporate world as you can get.
I doubt he'll last, though--he'll either get caught trying to sell coke, or the dancers there will crucify him eventually--they are by far the most unprofessional group of dancers I have ever seen or heard of, even if I do love them anyway (or most of them).
I can easily sit back and watch the fun, since I told them I'm sick of the stress and only want one night a week.
So we'll see how long "Dirty" lasts, lol...
