Ok guys, what's the worst dance you ever had? :D
The kind where you felt like asking for you money back lol
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Ok guys, what's the worst dance you ever had? :D
The kind where you felt like asking for you money back lol
the worst i can remember was when my atf bought me a dance from her over weight ,ugly friend for my birthday
I have two that make my all time hall of shame:
1. The young lady was on my lap with her ass in the air and it was quite obvoius that her butt wiping skills were lacking that day, as the odor was most unpleasant.
2. The club was packed, all my favs were busy so i asked a new girl (on stage) for a dance. She arrived at my table, asked for a drink and then ordered 3 drinks (for herself) and performed the "dance" which consisted of her gyrating in front of me for 1/2 a song with zero contact, and then seemed perplexed and mystified that i didn't want another one. :-\
2. The club was packed, all my favs were busy so i asked a new girl (on stage) for a dance. She arrived at my table, asked for a drink and then ordered 3 drinks (for herself) and performed the "dance" which consisted of her gyrating in front of me for 1/2 a song with zero contact, and then seemed perplexed and mystified that i didn't want another one. :-\[/QUOTE]
LOL- That sounds like something I would do. (or would have done in my bad girl days);)
Well, I have had a dancer fall asleep. Completely out. :O
Not so much a bad dance as a non-dance!
After being buttered up by some decent $20 floor dances, a gal in Vegas suckered me into VIP (3/$100 + drinks) during which the whole time she whined like a six year old and tried to talk me into the $250 half hour package. I still had enough blood upstairs to cut my losses.
:toldoff:
A dishonorable mention would go to the one where things were going reasonably well and I had agreed to a third song, when the dancer pulled out her cell phone, called up her BF and asked if he'd like to go to a movie when her shift was over.
:O
I was at one of my favorite clubs during a less than average night.
An obvious newbie dancer akwardly asks if I want a dance. From time to time, I like to get dances from newbies - I try to smile a lot and act like they're good - get a few dances. It's fun to watch a newbie build up their spirit.
Unfortunately this one had just eaten something that gave her real strong bad breath and to top it off, towards the end of the dance, she starts dancing with her back to me and steps on my foot. I'm wearing sandals and trying to wiggle my foot out from under that grinding heel - she never noticed.
I tried to smile while I winced in pain at the end of the first dance and quickly reached for the wallet to get her away from me.
Saw her there a few months later - she was doing fine and I didn't need to relive the memories so I took a pass on getting a dance from her.