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My songlist for my last 3 nights!
Okay Im working on my songlist for the last 3 nights. Since I get 3 feature sets I need about 12 songs and I want to totally annoy the other girls and the customers.
So far I have:
1. Aqua- Barbie girl
2. b52's- rock lobster LOL
3. David Hasselhoff- yeah the guy from baywatch thinks he can sing
4. Someone told me don johnson had a song out
5. she bangs- by william hung not ricky martin
6. who let the dogs out- in honor of the girls they hire these days
Anyone want to contribute.
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That's diabolically evil...
I thought "Macarena" was going to be on the list?
What did they do to you that was so bad, lol?
My departed friend the other DJ actually played "She Bangs" (the Hung version) for Lola, the 53 year old Asian hooker, but I forget if she liked it or not--she was weird about that.
She started cursing him out roundly, though of course he couldn't understand her, when he played "Me So Horny" for her--but didn't say a word to me about it when I played "Tubesteak Boogie"--not even when I announced she'd do exactly that in VIP!
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oh and the born to be wild song done by ozzy osbourne and miss piggy LOL
macarena is still a hot song. Im not to use it.
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How annoying is "we are the world" LOL
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"A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang
"Dancing Fool" by Frank Zappa
Any South Park song. My faves? "Chocolate Salty Balls" or "Unclefucka"
Oh, and "We Are the World" is super annoying!
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Is "Dancing Fool" the one where he goes "What's your sign?", or was that "Sheik Yerbouti"?
There's lot's of Zappa songs that would be good for this, he was diabolically funny...
I actually played "Movin' to Montana" for a dancer from that state. Lot's of room for dramatic effects, dancing to that song--and I love the whole bit about being a "dental floss tycoon".
"Raisin' it up...waxin' it down..." is a classic.
That's it, you have to use some Zappa!
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There was a Don Johnson song, yes. It's called "Heartbeat", and wooooo does it suck. I don't know if it would be as funny though, since people would just think "God, this sucks" and not really know what it is. If you're gonna just go for awful, try David Hasselhoff's song "Du" from the Eurotrip soundtrack. Not only sucktacular, but in German! And as for Zappa... I hereby nominate "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes", mainly because of the "ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute" chant in the middle. Hilarious.
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Wow, I had forgotten about that "ram it..." part--that is a classic--you need to use this, Amylynnej--doesn't it get the point across?
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Maybe.
I want to end it with this take this job and shove it as I leave the stage for good!
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I played "take this job and shove it" when I quit a club once. That was entertaining. If you want to be REALLY annoying about it, the Dead Kennedys do a hilarious and crazy fast cover of it.
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Amy in honor of your pending retirement, I nominate "Please Don't Go Girl" by New Kids On The Block. Sure to annoy.
Oh and the Partridge Family theme song too!! :idea:
This thread could be fun. :D
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Teehee...this is an awesome idea, AmyLynne! :D
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McHammer "2 Legit" HAHAHA
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OMFG, you have to use "You Suck" by the Yeastie Girls!
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King Missile -pretty much anything!
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Originally Posted by Djoser
OMFG, you have to use "You Suck" by the Yeastie Girls!
This song is great, totally use it. There's another song that is popular here, but sucks ass, here are the lyrics, maybe one of our lovely dj's knows the title :)
"she stole my heart at the trailer park, so i took the keys to her fucking car and i crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away"
The chicken dance is always one of my fav's too :)
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Finally someone with a sense of humor!
Now do you have the cajones to dance to Prostitute by Group X haha
-E
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How about Saturday my DJ played Bloodhound Gangs: Mammals...
I was in VIP thinking : :O
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Hi sxybrat,
You are thinking of the song "Sittin' at a bar" by the group rehab. Another funny one by them would be "drinkin' problem" (provided that the club serves booze.)
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Ive thought about "loser" et al.
Ive also decided this will only be on my final set, I dont want to get fired before I tell everyone to kiss my A$$!
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Originally Posted by amylynnej
Ive thought about "loser" et al.
Ive also decided this will only be on my final set, I dont want to get fired before I tell everyone to kiss my A$$!
In that case may I suggest Kiss My Ass by Ted Nugent...
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Anything by Tiny Tim, but may I suggest "Tiptoe Through the Tulips?"
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Oh and how could I forget, "Ghostbusters?" - this song was actually played a couple of times at a club I worked at.
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Originally Posted by Djoser
OMFG, you have to use "You Suck" by the Yeastie Girls!
Holy Sh*t! I totally forgot about that one!! LOL
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Get Down by the Backstreet Boys