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Virii Blues
Here i sit. It's 5:21 am. I'm staring at this goddamned motherfarking baloon that is coming from this infernal demon possessed icon in my friend's computer's system tray.
Why, you may ask?
Why?
Because i am moronic enough to actually offer to get rid of a virus that my friends antivirus just can't seem to clean. This is fucking annoying and it's just a reenforcement of my usual policy of telling people the following: "rewipe, reinstall, stop fucking surfing european porno sites, and learn to use an antivirus software."
This shit is a pain in my ass, and it's going to be a bigger pain in my buddy's ass when i tell him to just rewipe his box.
The reason for my post? I'm getting there.
Beware of virii. Viruses are a pain in the ass. KEEP AN ANTIVIRUS RUNNING. Do not *EVER* install anything that you have not scanned. Do not *EVER* doewnload anything zipped without scanning it. Do not *EVER* download jack shit from a filesharing service without scanning it with at least two antiviruses. *Always* keep your antivirus up to date. If possible set it to update itself and just leave the PC on all the time. If some of the ladies of SW don't know how to do that, bat your eyes at the nearest computer geek and he'd probably cream himself to be able to do it for you.
Here are a few links that, had they been... um... followed in this case might have meant i'd be dreaming of white sands, Margaritas, and dark haired women right about now. But NooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooo I had to make a fucking promise... Dumb me!
(Housecall isn't the best, but make sure and get the coolwebsearch shredding tool, coolwebsearch is straight outta the antichrist's compton).
Anyways, sorry i haven't been around much (yes, yes, the silence at that is deafening but, hey, at least i can bring the room to a halt), but my own box, eh, melted... My power supply FRIED the rest of my box. It's too bad i don't own a boat, because i now seem to have a really good candidate for an anchor. That's about all my previous box is good for. I just haven't gotten around to replacing it. Might hold down papers on my desk, though, so maybe not all is lost... Lose a computer... gain a paperweight... Dark cloud... silver lining...
Cest la vi...
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From now till then...