What's the most weird thing a customer has ever asked you to do?
Some guy brought in a pair of nude colored nylons..and asked me to put them on. /:O They were used too...isn't that gross?
No I didn't go there!!! haha ;D
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What's the most weird thing a customer has ever asked you to do?
Some guy brought in a pair of nude colored nylons..and asked me to put them on. /:O They were used too...isn't that gross?
No I didn't go there!!! haha ;D
Ew! But mine is grosser. A guy in Vegas wanted me to go in the bathroom and take a shit, and then come back out and dance for him without wiping myself. I didn't do it because 1) that's disgusting, 2) I didn't need to go, and 3) nothing he was willing to pay would have made it worth hanging around in shitty drawers for the rest of the night.
This total geek asked if I would wipe my crotch on his face. I walked away without a word- my crotch was too good for his face.
I had a customer the other day ask me to put stockings on, wear my panties on his head(in which I told him to buy them if he did that), jiggle my ass near his face while I farted on him. I did too. I thought "should I charge for farting?....YES!" I like the wierdos they are less work and higher paying b/c they know they are wierd.
Thats just the most recent.
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Originally Posted by TigersMilk
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So TigersMilk, what's a fart worth?
I had a guy who would ask me to pee in a shotglass for him!! I'm dead serious, he was into drinking pee! He would pay a girl like 100 dollars for it, I always came close to doing it, but was worried about getting caught walking out of the dressing room with a shotglass full is piss. Who WOULDN'T do it? It's like when you go to the doctor and they ask for a urine sample, only you are getting paid!
$120 if they are nice:) and $180 if they are difficult}:D. Thats some exspensive gas! No, $3.20/gal here!Quote:
Originally Posted by Yekhefah
Wow, if that's the going rate for flatulence, then I need to eat more roughage.
Dance around and "accidentally" step on crickets. Yes, crickets. It was one of those jack shacks in TX, and he actually brought in a container of live crickets.
Now, I can somewhat understand the gross stuff like wanting to drink pee, smell farts etc. It's human bodily functions after all. The drinking pee is a submissive type thing, etc. But, crickets??? Stepping on them, accidentally, while he jerked off? LOL That is one I'll never forget.
^^ Maybe he thought they were co-workers? Tiny little helpless crickets they were. Did you have to use your bare feet?
I had a man who was a regular for some time. He would hand me $1,000 dollars in hundreds and wanted me to lay my head on the table and pretend I was asleep while he talked about what he wanted to do with me.
Some of this involved saving all of his poo for a week before Valentines day, so it could dry out, and then rolling it into little balls, putting it in a candy box, covering them in fudge and syrup, and sharing them with me.
He also read to me from a diary of our fictitious relationship, where I cheated on him multiple times with men, women, animals, transexuals, aliens, sex dolls, and a statue in the town square.
Also mentioned was him peeing in a tub for days, until it was full, and then giving me a bath, with a loofah made of his hair.
When he was done talking, usually an hour later, he'd tap me on the shoulder, and I was supposed to pretend to "awaken" and give him a hug, and he would leave.
Twice a week for months on end. Then he just - dissapeared. Never showed up again. People are wierd.
Oh. My. God. How on earth did you keep from laughing as you "slept"?
Mmm . . . chocolate-covered poo balls . . .
I had a guy with a pantyhose fetish. He brough in a pair of sheer-to-waist control top pantyhose, the ugly brown kind with the big stripe down the front. I put them on over my thong and danced for him and he loved it, god knows why.
I was more grossed out than anything. The best one ever from him was the "Buffet of Poop Medley" In which he would take all the different kinds of poo he could find (hamster, rabbit, cow, horse, people, etc.) and toothpicks in all of them. Then I was to taste them all and identify them, and I would get a treat... a "chocolate" milkshake. ROFL.Quote:
Originally Posted by RoseWhite
Now that I think about it, it is kind of funny.
Jesus on a fucking skateboard... between the loofah made of hair and the cricket stomping I now have a major case of the giggles...
I was asked to go on a 'date' where i would fist fuck my new 'friend' in a warm darkened room - right up to the elbow - and then pierce his skin with needles multiple times until he could be hooked and raised above the table.
to be fair this was pretty run of the mill when i had black hair a la Bettie Page. Now 'm blonde i miss all the fucked up weirdos! :(
yeah i can see the poo buffet at No.1 on this chart, with cricket stomping a close 2nd!
I swear my very first day as a dancer a man walked right up to me and asked, "Are there any lactating women working today?" I shudder to think.
At the same club I got a regular who wanted me to step on his balls with my high heels. Not a little bit, HARD! He wanted me to really get in there and crush his balls while telling him how disappointingly small his dick was. It was somewhat enjoyable stomping on him like a cigarette butt while telling him what I really felt.
Yeah I had a regular who liked the heel in the balls too. It's crazy how some guys like that shit. But even crazier how they like the actual shit. Eeewwww!!!!!!!!
Yekhefah, if Tigersmilk gets paid that much for farts wonder how you would've done with your shit. Hahahaahaahaha. That is HYSTERICAL!!!! What a crazy! Too bad you didn't have to go, maybe you could've made profit with your dirty TP. haha Ya never know!!! :D Especially considering Mr. Chocolate covered poo-balls.
It would've taken a thousand dollars, minimum. I doubt he'd have been willing to pay it.
And then I would've gone straight home and tried very hard to forget.
You know, showmethemoney, maybe with this guy I COULD sell my poo. He's very well off. He certainly pays to talk about it... LOL.
*hunts for ziploc baggies to take to bathroom*
Kidding, kidding. ;)
That'd be some shit if you did Cherry!!!!!
LMFAO :D
Cherry-sin,
I thought your story was completely the most funny story I had ever read on Stripperweb.I would not have been able to have not laughed hearing them stories and pretend to sleep.Did the guy even laugh saying the things he said?I cant even read them w/out laughing.thanks for the story!
hehe funny stories/weird guys. i didnt even know there were guys out there like that. especailly the one who wanted you(was it cherrysin who posted the story?) to pretend u were asleep and listen to his weird...fantasies(i guess u cud call em) and one of the funniest things is that he wanted u to give him a hug after! lol.
how do guys ask u to do these things? do you just ask , 'any specail requests or fantasies? or do they just bring it up and ask you to do these things?
sounds like an easy way to make money!
Well, Windy, if he's bought me a drink, I lean in close and ask him if there's anything special I can do for him - (I make it clear I don't do extras). Usually that brings on a very well though out idea.
Then again, I was a fantasy phone artist for a year, so I know how to get it out of em. There's nothing like a guy calling a sex line and you ask what he wants.... and he says he doesn't know. LOL So you get real creative about finding their kinks.