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Originally Posted by showmethemoney
LOL! No pun intended? :rotfl:
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Originally Posted by showmethemoney
LOL! No pun intended? :rotfl:
yeah but sometimes what is a great n funny story to tell now was super gross n only just worth the money back then for the mental torture!
I know theres loads of rubbish people chatted to me that i tried and succeeded in forgetting just so could sleep ok!!
Like you'd see that twisted reg custy turn up n you feel happy -you know you're gonna bank! Then your stomach sinks cos u remember why..... lol
I had a foot fetish guy who was fantastic, just the best customer. He was around 60yrs, looked like Peter Cushing and wore 'smoking' style jackets. He would always ask who had the highest heels... and i would say well, ..hers are 6in, ..hers are 7in... but mine.. mine, Peter, are 7 AND A HALFINCHES!!! He would look at them, then me, and say in a very theatrical way, 'Dance for me!' ha ha(like the count from sesame street). Cracked me up. And i would be dancing on the table nude, swinging my legs around trying to get him to look at my pussy... He was like a cat watching a swinging toy trying to look at my shoes the whole time.. he would try and touch them and i would say 'TIP THE STRIPPER!' cos it felt appropriate and he would shower my feet with notes n gingerly touch them for a second.
I liked him and the wierdos cos they know what they want n they love it.
I guess its all a game - and if you can make it fun u both enjoy it. ;)
aw I feel so left out on some of these stories. the only thing that has happened to me was some guy paying to deep throat my heals. the other girls thought it was sick but hey it was good money. and only while on stage. :)
Well, worst thing that got asked wasn't of me, but one of my coworkers. She used to have this guy come in once a month, buy the champange room ($200) and have her kick him in the gonads for the entire time. :wide-eyed Then, there was one month he came back the next day and handed her some money. She asked him what he was doing here, since she usually only saw him once a month. His reply? (all excited and such)- oh, I had to come tip you because when I woke up this morning, I pissed blood! :loco: :shocking: :gasp:
OMG! That just made me cringe, cuz I've had my cervix bumped hard once (not at work obviously) and was told a hard knock is akin to the feeling guys have when they get knocked in the nuts...I just don't understand how a guy enjoys something like that!
Ouchies!
And toplessnewb, the statue is of an indian riding a horse, feathers and all. Apparently I would rub my girl bits all over the mouth of the statue, til I came, and then get under the horse and get my jollies licking it's boy parts. LOL
I would have to say the weirdest thing to be asked by a customer was to piss in a glass for him. He wanted to sit in the bar watching me dance while he sipped on a glass of my piss over ice!?!?! Yeah, no thanks! And shit eaters???!!! I won't even comment on those, I'll puke. What is wrong with some people? I'm telling you, something must have slipped into their "gene pool" when the life guard wasn't lookin'!!
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Originally Posted by Anney Dancer 2
i once had a guy who wanted me to walk on his face and take pictures of my feet while doing so. then we wanted me to kick him in the nuts and stomp on him and slowly walk over his body. then he rolled over onto his stomach and had me walk on his face so he had to eat carpet. he was odd.
i had another foot guy who liked it when i danced ON him in the chair. he was pretty simple. one night he walked in and i had on my rainbow thigh highs and now he won't talk to me any more.
one guy tipped me with egyptian money for a two minute neck rub (low value but cool to have) and then he gave me $100 to belly dance barefoot in a dance booth for one song. i was the only girl that night who could roll the tummy :) !
only one other guy stood out among the rest. i asked him if he would like a dance and he looked at me like i was crazy and said i'd have to do better than that, so i choked him with his tie and dug my heel into his chest until he gave up. i guess he liked it rough because he told me not to stop suffocating him until the end of the dance.
i have yet to meet a real freak but i can't wait. i'd love to make big cash so some dude can tell me his wild stories sans-contact!
Wow. My weird guy seems almost normal compared to most now! LOL
He brought in a big ass potted plant and demanded I dance for him AND the plant. *shrug*
The plant seemed unimpressed.
that is by far the freakiest thing I have ever heard of cherry. Did this guy look as wierd as he sounds?Quote:
Originally Posted by cherry_sin
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Originally Posted by Sirona
I think this is weirder that the poo or pee guys! Man, am I getting an education!
Robin,
Actually, he was pretty good looking. He was head of the pediatrics unit at one of the hospitals here, tall, dark, handsome, etc.
I'm sure the plant was very impressed, by the way, Sirona. Probably just had to look that way, because at the first sign of impressed, it would lose control. :D
i worked at Venus Faire in North Hollywood and had a regular who would tip me to dance like i had to go to the bathroom!
I remember some guy paying me to suck my heels once:Quote:
Originally Posted by naughtyallthetime
As i raised them up to his face i could clearly see black n blonde hairs with black crap from the floor in the club swinging merrily from said spike heel.. uhh bleurgh
- and he put it all in his mouth - the dirrrty baaassstaarrd!!! :ill: :no:
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Originally Posted by Sirona
We demand... a SHRUBBERY!
One that looks nice, not too expensive.
Ni! Ni! Ni!
Cherry_sin mate you deserved that 1000 I would've pee'd my pants laughing,,,, and the grammy goes too CHERRY_SIN!!! ahahaha
Last week I had a shoe fetish guy that wanted to get a closer look at my Mary Jane shoes. So I took them off and gave him one of my shoes. He then started licking the heel up and down and was giving me these sexy eyes, like when you give someone those eyes when you're giving oral sex on someone. When he was licking my heels, I was thinking to myself, "I can't belive my eyes, I can't believe this guy's licking my shoes, who knows what's on them!" It's ok because we spent 3 hours in VIP and I made about $800 off him!
Last weekend this guy had some kind of a nose fetish and was always telling me how sexy and cute my nose was. So we sat back in the VIP and rubbed noses like eskimo kisses. OK???!!!!!
This one girl in my club was talking to this guy that took his shoe off and "talking on the phone" to his shoe!!! Like he seriously thought or acted like he was talking on the phone to his stinky shoe. He wanted her to "talk on the phone..err....talk on the shoe-hahahaha". She got as far away from him as possible. The funny thing is, I danced for him about 30 min before that and he seemed fine. Either really weird or on acid or something.
The same dancer in my club but was dancing in a different club a few years back had this customer ask her if she'd have her boyfriend cum in a cup so he could drink it. She told him her boyfriend was out of town so he asked her if she'd ask the bartender, the bouncers,etc. to have all of them cum in a cup and to get as much cum in a cup as possible so he could drink a cup full!:yuck:
I had a customer once that wasn't freaky, but it was strange. He would buy VIPs and also tip the bouncer to "time" his dance.
Well, this guy was an old cowboy. Probably stood 6'6" in his cowboy boots, so, not a small man. He like to play "rodeo". How it works is I take off all of my clothes and he sits in the chair with his hands behind his head. The bouncer has a stopwatch, and when the bouncer signals, the customers starts trying furiously to buck me off his lap. I have to hold on to his belt buckle with only my right hand. If I last the whole 8 seconds I get an additional $10 tip. We'd do this for 8 seconds of every song for about 30 minutes or so. Damn, the guy was good too. I could only stay on for about half the songs!
Not freaky, just silly!
Wow Cherry_sin, have you ever read the Story of the Eye by George Bataille? You should write all that crazy stuff down and start passing yourself off as some wacky postmodern french literati. I swear, some of these perverts have to be absolute creative geniuses. I don't know if I ought to be disgusted or impressed.
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Originally Posted by TifaRae
Did the plant at least tip well?
I once had a guy take me to VIP and then ask if he could put on my clothes, g-string and top, and dance for me. I had other outfits in the dressing room to put back on afterwards, so I told him ok. So he payed me $300 to dance in my underwear for 30 minutes. Then, it gets better.... When I didn't get dressed afterwards he asked me why. I didn't want to hurt his feelings (I'm such a sucker like that), so I just told him I wanted him to keep the outfit. He gave me another $100 for being so thoughtful! He was so wierd!
He came in a week later, this time with his own women's lingerie, and paid me another $300 to watch him dance and listen to him talk about his fetish of wearing diapers to work.
I never saw him after that. He was disturbing!
i think my weirdest is prolly the guy who wanted me to choke him during a lap dance. I chickened out.
I have had a footfetishest massage my feet but thats not really that odd honestly.
one funny but not freaky thing was a customer who decided champage room pillows = pillow fight pillows.
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Originally Posted by Paris
That just sounds FUN. And absoluetly silly!!! Definatly a little strange...but in a playful funny way.
:P
OMG!!! That made me snort coffee out of my nose.Quote:
He came in a week later, this time with his own women's lingerie, and paid me another $300 to watch him dance and listen to him talk about his fetish of wearing diapers to work.
Yeah, it was really hard for me to not laugh. I found myself biting my lip the entire half hour. I felt sorry for him though! He was so wierd!