LOL. I don't know. I have a hard time feeling sorry for people who put it all out there, truth or otherwise. Mostly I laugh.
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LOL. I don't know. I have a hard time feeling sorry for people who put it all out there, truth or otherwise. Mostly I laugh.
True true....very good point. It's really amazing how much people just 'let it all out there' in strip clubs though. Like if you saw these people on the street, or in a regular bar, you would never know how wierd they were. But just because you're a stripper, they just feel the need to share EVERYTHING with you!
Exactly... Sometimes I feel like I am taking "Confession" LOL maybe I should invest in rosary beads to hand out..... (with little strippers hanging off a pole instead of a cross) I know its terrible... but, I don't really want to know the dirty secrets.
This one guy was telling me that he hated his wife, fucked her sister, and took her dog to the vet and had it put down (later he told her it was hit by a car) It disgusted me.
OMG that's horrible! That really is awful! But the confessions thing - definitely hit that one on the head! I think strippers really do hear the dirtiest secrets!
I'll take your confession, dance for your potted plant, and crush you with my heels... but you'll be paying me for it, and it will later be posted on the net for all to laugh at.
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Originally Posted by cherry_sin
I've been laughing most of the time I have read this. I've only been dancing since the end of March and haven't encountered any wierdos... but I know the key word is yet lol :O
Burn him with a cigarette. I declined.
A customer asked if I could put the heel of my shoe in his anus............Umm NO!
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Originally Posted by Sirona
Oh dear, I think I pulled something laughing! That was one of the funniest things I've read in ages.
If only there was a big enough market for men who wanted me to take their wallets out of their back pocket, take all their cash, and take all their cards up to the front so I could charge to the limit on them. Then we would be good to go.
That's just...wow. In a weird way, though, it's kinda cute. I guess he wanted to take his plant friend out for a good time? He's definitely one of the less weird guys, though :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sirona
last night i hada g uy that just wanted to rub his beard all over me.
he rubbed his beard in my armpits, and then proceeded to do an around the world with it as he called it starting at my left wrist going across the back and then to my right wrist.
whatever. he payed me extra. is it bad that these things dont wierd me out much anymore lol?
I read most of these earlier and just had to post this letter that was given to my roomie by a customer. I remember sitting with him once. He was a small older guy with a choker chain around his neck and when he turned to talk to me I almost fell over. His breath smelled just like poo. My roomie sat with him later and found out why. Here's the letter:
Dear mistress:
My name is ___ but please just call me- cocksucker, shiteater, scumlicker, asshole, toilet maggot, doggie, sissy bitch, wimp, slaveboy, or any other degrading name YOU choose. I am very submissive to women and believe strongly in FEMALE SUPERIORITY and i have over 25 years experience in Female domination, foot worship, maid service, toilet servitude, B/D, and S/M including "heavy duty" S/M. i am extremely oral and also very masochistic. so i am NOT looking for or expecting you to treat me with any sort of respect, kindness, or friendship. You can just treat me like the worthless piece of shit i am. i have been brutally beaten by women using leather belts, riding crops, wire coat hangers, whips, canes, and even a piece of chain once. i have been savagely buttfucked by women using large bottles and huge dildos and i have been buttfucked several times with a fat 10inch dildo coated with a mixture of shampoo, toothpaste, comet cleanser, dishwasher detergent, laundry soap, and hot sauce that always leaves my asshole very sore and bloody. and a couple of mistresses haven even shoved a few of their lit cigarettes up my submissive asshole and laughed at my screams of agony. i do love truly cruel and sadistic women. and my worhtless little cock and balls have been beaten, bitten, burnt, pierced, cut on, kicked, crushed, twisted, squeezed, alligator clips attached to them, my balls rubberbanded til they turned dark purple, a long sharp metal skewer shoved down my peehole until it bled, and a couple of mistresses have even poured flammable liquid on my useless cock and balls and set them on fire. my ultimate desire though is to find a woman who would seriously be willing to amputate my worthless little cock and balls or at least castrate me removing my useless balls if not my pathetic little penis. i am very serious about this and if i don't find a woman to do it by oct. i will castrate myself. i turn 50 in nov and i would really like to be a eunuch slave by then. it really wouldn't matter anyway i still love to eat pussy whenever i can and i have been complimented on my pussy eating skills by several women but i seriously haven't fucked a woman now in over 15 yrs no bullshit. my tiny pathetic penis is only about 5 1/2 inches when erect so most women seeing it say something like "is that all you got". i also wear women's panties on a daily basis and keep my toenails painted a "sissy" pink color. and i also love to drink women's piss and eat women's shit and be subjected to degrading acts by women.
PS I also have a very strong foot fetish and i love to suck on womens toes especially when they are really filthy and nasty or super stinky.
your shit eating slave
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is all I have to say. (!!!! WTF @#$%!?!?!?)
wow..i'd cut his balls off for the right price...lol jk
you know the usual
"can i get a happy ending"
"heres my card, I do foot fetish modeling"
"can i taste you"
sometimes some guys ask really disgusting stuff and i just laugh really really hard. they think im shy and think its cute- i really wanna puke
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Originally Posted by KittenCaboodle
Shit I straight up woulda been like "buy me a pair of size 10's and I'll do it!". And he would have to bring a baggie to put the shoe(s) in and take them with him. I would have no problem fuckin his sorry ass with the heel of a shoe! (pun intended) LOL ;D
[QUOTE=hyzenthflay my ultimate desire though is to find a woman who would seriously be willing to amputate my worthless little cock and balls or at least castrate me removing my useless balls if not my pathetic little penis. i am very serious about this and if i don't find a woman to do it by oct.
All he'd have to do is sign a waiver and it'd be on! That mutha fucka is trippin!
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Originally Posted by BrookeBaden
Me to!.. he called it " The Pee Dance " and told me to act like i was standing in line waiteing to go to the bathroom lol WEird!
A guy has also wanted to buy my satan or silk clothes /:O I dont know what that was all about but it was weird. And i dont understand foot fetishes.. dont even get me started on those hahahaa.. but whatever brings in the $$$ baby! :P
cherry sin.....................omg i could never put up with what u put up with .............lol............this is the funniest thread i have read in a while
Oh my gosh, this thread is the funniest thing I've read in ages!
This was one of the most fun threads I've read in some time. All I have to say is, where are these guys, and can you give them my number? lol
I used to do fetish phone work for a specialized company, and the only thing that surprises me is that a bunch of these guys didn't just go to a pro Domme. I guess they figure they can get it cheaper with a stripper?
For informational purposes (and 'cause I'm a total geek): Any lady who takes the castration guy up on his offer needs to be careful, there have been a few cases now in which the people performing such castrations have been charged with practicing medicine without a license, and that's if they can't pin assault charges on them. :O
These stories are what make me wish there was a fetish club, avec bouncers, in my area where I could do Domme work incall. With what I made just talking on the phone (and a few years back, now), I can only imagine what I could make in person. [sigh]
A kinky girl can dream, can't she.
I can't even comprehend castrating a guy. That's beyond the borders of my mind. Unless of course he raped or sexually assaulted me or a loved one.
Then we'd be on, but otherwise.... ..........O.o
An undercover cop (i didnt know, but the girls kept making little stressful gestures at me on the way to the private room with him) asked me to put on a pair of stockings...he wanted to help me put it on, then wanted to rub my feet. thats illegal to let them touch, but i was like hey what the hell. i put them on (without his help) then i said if we go to that couch over there u can rub my feet (hey, get paid to get a foot rub? hell yea, though i thought it was weird.) before we moved to the other couch, a girl came and said "u got a phone call u gotta come get it NOW" he said hurry back and ill give u another $20 she then told me he was a cop. soon as i came back i said "so r u ready for ur dance?" he said "i thought u wanted ur feet rubbed?? and i told him im in a bit of a hurry n i gotta start the dance. i did just a little of the dance and he said "ok thats all i wanted" he was tryin to catch me, but didnt so he paid double and left.
sorry,got off topic,but he did wanna rub my feet and had stockings in his pocket. lol
another guy wanted to suck the heel of my shoe........
Are you still in Pensacola? That place is so uptight when it comes to dancers.