not exactly a weird thing but some customers of mine pay me to let them give me a neck/back massage. it doesn't get any better than that!
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not exactly a weird thing but some customers of mine pay me to let them give me a neck/back massage. it doesn't get any better than that!
worse i ever had was a toe sucker, and i have bad sweaty feet!
Funny thread! Speaking of confessions if you are ever bored take a look at this site. I am addicted to reading it. Keeps me busy while I'm at the office.Quote:
Originally Posted by Classic'sMontana
Relatively tame, but here goes:
I was new to dancing, and this one guy said to me, "I will buy dances from you and only you tonight if you play Jeopardy with me." I was like... Jeopardy? Basically, I started dancing for him and at the end of every song I had to say something to the effect of "The customer in the Red Sox hat who would like another dance," and he would say, "Who is Mike?" Or "This was the response given to Chloe the stripper when she asked if Mike would like another dance," and he'd say, "What is 'yes.'" Et cetera. He said I did a really good job crafting Jeopardy-like "clues." It was kind of fun, but a little confusing for a newbie, and in all honesty the guy got some shitty lap dances because I was so busy thinking of what I was going to say next.
A regular of mine once gave me a bunch of money and told me to do nothing, just sit there with him and relax, take my shoes off if I wanted to, order a drnk if I wanted to, talk if I wanted to, but it wasn't required, mostly he just wanted me to sit there. I had been having a really bad night and was so genuinely pleased with him that I teared up a little bit, because I'm an embarassingly sensitive girl sometimes. He was SO happy when he saw me getting all teary. "Are those tears of JOY?" he practically shrieked, and started beaming like he had won the lottery. From then on our relationship consisted of him trying to "move" me. It was a little strange and ultimately got kind of personal, because, really, it's kind of stressful being "moved" on command, especially at work. But he tried really hard, and it was so sincere that sometimes I was kind of affected. Like he'd come in and hand me a few hundred dollars and gush, "Oh my god you've never looked more beautiful, you're the prettiest girl in the world, I missed you so much!" and I was supposed to smile and blush and act demure and gooey. Like I said, ultimately too personal, temporarily lucrative, but completely legal.
Last but not least was the old guy who asked if I'd stick my pinkie into his penis. His urethra was stretched because of his catheter, he said, and it would "fit very nicely." I declined. I'm not a big toucher.
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Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra
Ewwwwww. No.
Yes im still here. What do u mean? Ive never danced anywhere but here...Quote:
Originally Posted by hyzenthflay
Teeth of the Hydra...pinkie? In there? Oh sick:crazy::yuck:
Jesus some of this is crazy shit.
I had one guy one night tell me he has a fantasy about 'spys'. Told me he wanted me to dance for me like i was trying to get information out of him (i think the fantasy comes from the movie True Lies). I was like how the fuck am i supposed to do that!?? odd.
ewwww. that pinky toe thing, super gross!
I had a guy want to be anally fucked w/ my shoe as well! Omg, are there many of those freaks out there. PL!!!! I told him "I'ld love to, but I don't want to get fired. Here's what we'll do, I'll sell you my shoes, and you can go home and play w/ then all you want." He bought 'em, for 750$$$! Then brought them back the next night, saying "thanks for the experience, I haven't cum in years before last night. Sorry I broke the heel off. I'll pay to have them fixed" What a sick pl!
Another guy buys my worn thongs, at 200$ a pop, and eats them. Chews them up and swallows! I hope he doesn't get an ulcer, he's good for about 2 pairs a week. I've actually seen him eat 4 in just 1 night.
OH man I dont know if I can read more. Thong eating???!! Ive seen some wierdos who love stuff/giant dildos/things up the bum but daaaayuumm thats just wierd..broke off the heal??'
:rotfl:
My freakiest thing was just recently. A well-educated, attractive younger man told me that his fetish was to be forced to hold his urine until he couldn't anymore and peed his pants. Then he wanted to be humiliated for losing control. He spent quite a bit of money on me and I felt free to encourage the fantasy verbally until he confessed he was wearing diapers and had actually gone! And, yes, he leaked. Thank goodness by that time we were done with dancing and just sitting there talking. The only spot he left was on the chair, not on me.
Moral of the story: yes those strip club chairs are just as nasty as you think they are, if not more so.
well im new and our club doesnt have a VIP room*sucks*
but, one guy when i was dancing for him, he asked me if i would do something specail for him next time. "what? it depends.."
he told me, "next time you're on your period, i wanna see you take your tampon out, and put a new one in"
i was like "uh..ok, but ull have to wait two weeks until im on my period!"
i guess if he comes in next time and im NOT on my period, ill do it. especailly if he pays good. haha
i guess its not really taht weird..its kind of like puting a mini-dildo in you. haha
p.s - i love the plant story! i guess he wanted to take his plant for a "night on the town" haha
I've had a few weird guys, but the weirdest fettish guy I had was a foot guy too. He'd ask me to take off my shoes and go walk around outside for a minute then put my shoes back on and dance for him for a few songs untill my feet got sweaty, and then he wanted me to rub my sweaty dirty feet all over his face. If my feet cooled down, he'd ask me to dance for him untill they were hot and sweaty again, and we'd do this over and over for a few hours.
Please oh please oh please tell your roomie that if she takes him up on this I would do anything to be able to film it. I'm dead serious. (I make shocking videos)Quote:
Originally Posted by hyzenthflay
In all my years I swear I thought I had heard it all, Bridgette congratulations. I have had guys dragged to the dj booth to pay girl's tipout with shit still in their teeth like a PlayDo Fun Factory, I have had girls spray their lactating milk at me, I have worked in clubs where used rubbers mysteriously repeatedly showed up all over the club throughout the night, I had two friends who worked at a jackshack where a guy would stop by every tuesday to eat all the tissues full of cum out of every trash can in all 9 rooms, there is a club here where the old creepy manager locks himself in his personal VIP room and when the floormen knock to ask him about something important he opens the door in his tighty-whitey bvds screaming at them "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!"....Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridgette
The crickets deal is the most random shit I have ever heard. That is serious lol
This is the best thread ever
-E
Ha ha. I recently saw SPAMalot and can finally understand Tera's NI ni ni We demand a shrubbery joke!!!
I am NOT saying this to be all holier than though or ANYTHING to that effect. Everystory I have read in this post is what I used to work with on a daily basis as a pro dom. You really want to experience this stuff? Go to an S&M dungeon to work at for a while... If I could tell some of my stories!! Alas, they all happened in a dungeon, not a SC.
But, these ARE some super freaky stories for strip club customers. They're all pretty basic for S&M dungeon goers, but for a strip club custie? These truly are f^&*ed up!!
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Originally Posted by cherry_sin
:O Oh my.
Evan ~ please tell me these things didn't happen at the Chacha and if they did, ha! please tell me more! (Drew , London , Heather!!!! )
I never hear the good stuff!
I guess the only slightly weird thing thats happened to me was this guy would pay two other girls and I to do dances in random spots of the club by ourselves while he walked around or disappeared. /:O
I had a customer pay me $40 to sniff my armpits for two songs. /:O
Probably some of the easiest money I made that night. LOL
I had a guy a few years ago on AOL email me and tell me the same thing. He sounded totally serious and what really shocked me was he sent me his picture and he was really hot!Quote:
my ultimate desire though is to find a woman who would seriously be willing to amputate my worthless little cock and balls or at least castrate me removing my useless balls if not my pathetic little penis. i am very serious about this and if i don't find a woman to do it by oct. i will castrate myself. i turn 50 in nov and i would really like to be a eunuch slave by then.
There is a guy now at Oasis who pays girls to go dance for the ATM machine... it's a little funny to watch actually
Speaking of crazy shit at Oasis, an unamed former night manager dragging girls off the floor all the way back to the kitchen by their hair.. (I didn't see that but heard it from half the people who work there, and he has been fired from nightshift so who knows..)
The turd eater was a guy at Mardi Gras and his name escapes me now (I hear he still comes in there but is banned from VIP). The girl who fed it to him was fired. She apparently walked through the dressing room with the main course in a tall styrofoam cup and showed it to the housemom who puked all over her desk.
Funny shit at Mardi Gras was when a manager offered a barback $100 to let the housemom butcher his full head of hair with shears. She turned his head into an Edward Scissorhands sculpture and the manager only gave him $50 after he left it like that for the entire nightshift...
The used condoms was actually a club in Ohio that a friend of mine worked at. Turns out it was a customer who would put on the condoms and get-off in his pants, then leave them around the club in random places like some sort of Masturbating Blair Witch signs..
The lactating chick was at Mardi Gras
The BVD guy isn't a manager (I was tired when I typed that) he is actually the OWNER of Shooters Alley.. go figure haha
The cum-tissue-eating guy was next door to Cheetah at Studio X. The girls who told us about it were the really pretty lesbian couple who worked over there and hungout in Cheetah all the time with their manager John (I think that was his name.)
I bow down to you BDSM chicks! Our friend Cheyene is a dominatrix and has amazing stories. Including the one about the guy who was hanging by his balls in the middle of a convention when his balls literally ripped off and he hit the floor sans his little guys! His ballsack was still tied to the rope hanging from the ceiling... wtf
-E
I thought I was the only one that had experienced that!! I accually had a guy the other day ask me to wipe myself with my hand when I went pee and to let him smell it before I washed my hands. ewwwwwQuote:
Originally Posted by Yekhefah
:no: OMG!I thought I've seen and heard everything untill now.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Lola Rose
This is the funniest thread ever,very educational too!
lol That is a freaky story :)
I had a guy who tipped me 200 dollars on top of a 100 dollar dance for stepping on his balls with my heel. Never saw him again. :( I also had an old regular who I despised. He'd come in with a big bag of cheap ass stripper clothes he gives me though I tell him I don't wear that shit. He buys 2-3 dances and tips however much the dances cost too. But he is a complete pedophile! He wanted me to wear lingerie too big because he said it looked like it snuck into my moms closet. All he'd do during the dance is tell me how he wanted to tame care of me like a father. Oh and he said he doesn't like what girls do to girls with me because what guys do to girls is gross because that's what he does to pillows with girls dirty underwear. It was so gross.
I'm so glad that this thread was resurrected! I have been cracking up at these stories! My favorite stories have got to be about the guy bringing in his potted plant and the guy that wanted girls to dance for the ATM.....I can't even imagine lol you girls are heroes in my eyes; I wouldn't have been able to not laugh my butt off.
Before I read this thread, I thought I'd heard of some weird shit at my club but it doesn't even really come close. We've had the pee drinkers and the guys into humiliation and ball stomping. I guess the weirdest guy at my club was a guy called Tampon Man and he would bring in a Ziploc baggie and ask girls to put their used tampons in it for $20.