I have read on here before about online dating.
I was wondering, what are the characteristics of good internet dating profiles?
How many words should a good profile be? How descriptive should it be? How many pictures should be posted?
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I have read on here before about online dating.
I was wondering, what are the characteristics of good internet dating profiles?
How many words should a good profile be? How descriptive should it be? How many pictures should be posted?
Make it as descriptive as possible. I'd post two pictures: Headshot and body shot. A good profile will have your likes and dislikes but not in list form. Blah.
About Me:
Look, I don't have a problem with popping collars. I
used to do it in the early 80s. Hell, I might start
doing it again when your little brother stops. My
problem is the combination of Abercrombe kids, pink
shirts and collar popping. Singularly, they are
harmless. However, when combined into an unholy
trifecta it's much like the Constuctacons becoming
Devestator. It's tearing America apart and I can't sit
here and let that happen.
I'm entertaining propositions from ladies who want to
do the naughty in order to put a stop to collar pop.
Everytime you make it stand up, a collar sits back
down. Whenever you fall asleep tired, thirsty and a
little confused, that's another pink polo that gets
forgotten in a locker somewhere...maybe forever
It's going to be sweaty, dirty and probably a little
rough. But it's for the good of the country, and
that's what really matters.
About Her:
Are you willing to be put in compromising and alternatingly pleasurable/uncomfortable positions? Are you flexible? Do you enjoy undercover work? Clandestine meetings and surreptitious PDA (like at the bar, yet no one knows)are the norm when you get down with the PASTCP. Send a super-secret e-mail to PASTCP today!
I found this...somewhere. I don't know who it is, but he's like, practically a genius. }:D
Admit it, It's yours.
Mine's simple:
"If you're cute, and don't call me. I'll cut myself."
No responses...
LOL I like that. HAhaha
The important things:
Clear photos that were taken in the last year. I had once a date with a bald man. That's fine, except his photos were taken four years prior when he had hair, and he was obviously very self-conscious about it as he referred to his hair loss at least seven fucking times on our date.
Gentleman: please don't post pictures of your cock or yourself with your ex either in the picture or badly cropped out of it. Neither will get you laid. Those who brag about their "massive tools" and how they "love to eat sweet pussy for hours" never have or do.
Don't try to be overly clever and be honest. Have a glass of wine or two (and ONLY two) and sit down and do some stream of consciousness typing. Wait 24 hours and review what you've written, make appropriate modifications, and then upload.
Be prepared for rejection and don't let it send you into a tailspin (but if it does you are probably crazy and need hospitalization anyway).
If you get good vibes, move it to a telephone conversation relatively quickly. There's a lot you can't tell from written communication. If privacy is an issue and you're really on a dating mission, consider investing an a prepaid cell from the Virgin megastore, or a voicemailbox from Access Line.
Wow . . . Ok so I should make it descriptive and put at least two pictures in.
Anything else?
Don't lie, especially about your education or your height. >:(
I met a couple guys whose profiles said they were college graduates but in reality they were college DROPOUTS with no intention of going back. These same two guys also overestimated their height. ::)
Don't waste your time with internet dating, imho. At least in a low-population area like I live, you can meet 100 times more people 100 times quicker in real life. And you don't have to worry about all the 'are they who they say they are' BS.