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Job ideas for an evil bitch?
So I was writing a blog on my Myspace (I know... I know) and I thought that the last half of it might be a helpful thread (for me, anyway) here on SW.
Sometimes I think I'd make a great mercenary. I hate everyone. I'm violent and abrasive (apparently). I went into The Buckle today and asked about the hiring sign on the door. The guy was like, "Hey girl! How are you?! Why so unhappy looking? You're shopping!!" I wanted to shoot him. Instead, I settled for giving him my "go to hell" look and he started to babble mindlessly.
So my question is: what kind of job can you...
- not be required to be nice to stupid people? or talk to anyone in general?
- not have a dress code?
- not have to deal with children?
- make lots of money?
- and not have to go to 4 year college for?
And don't say stripper, because you'd still have to act sex-kitteny to fat old assholes.
Off to make myself a margarita.
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Originally Posted by karen_darlin
So my question is: what kind of job can you...
- not be required to be nice to stupid people? or talk to anyone in general?
- not have a dress code?
- not have to deal with children?
- make lots of money?
- and not have to go to 4 year college for?
Off to make myself a margarita.
You could either be a MOVIE STAR
Bartender for Coyote Ugly,
Or a Cow Slaughterer.
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I had someone tell me I had a strong personality. Which is a nice way to say bitch. lol She said I should work in the department she does.
COLLECTIONS DEPARTMENT
Her husband suggested the job to her the same way she suggested it to me lol
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Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
You could either be a MOVIE STAR
Bartender for Coyote Ugly,
Or a Cow Slaughterer.
I grew up on a farm. I've had enough of being covered in cow blood, thank you very much. (Sidenote: that led to an interesting time when I donated blood and had to explain to them that I'd been covered in cow blood from an emergency c-section. By the look on her face, I bet that nurse never forgot me.)
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You could do crime scene clean up. I hear there's money in that. But there might be a dress code, i.e, a HAZMAT suit or something.
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Bail bonds(wo)man. Those folks are hardcore.
Property reposession (in Texas, you can be shot at, though.)
Contractor for hire in Iraq. Killing required.
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Crime scene cleanup is a good idea, actually. I've entertained the notion, but I know I couldn't really handle it. Most of my jobs have been dirty, gross, and/or involved bodily fluids or functions in one way or another, but that would probably push me past my limits.
Construction or land surveying.
Dominatrix? Or are you so evil that you don't even want to make guys happy by beating the crap out of them? :P
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If you're into crime scence clean, check out aftermath.com. They do have to wear astronaut-like suits, & get 2 hepatits shots a year.
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Yep, slaughterhouse. Unless you plan on tempering yourself some.
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any factory assembling crap all day.
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So, you want to make lots of money without working, following rules, or getting an education?
Good luck with that one. Let us all know if you figure it out.
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god i saw the topic of this thread and i thought it was written by me when i was drunk :D
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Alaskan crab boats. Gotta be a tough bitch for that one though--the work is brutal and very dangerous. But you can end up with 20K cash in your pocket at the end of the season....last I heard, anyway....
You could also work the North Slope up there....
Underwater welding (or just regular terrestrial welding)....
(can you tell i've made note of jobs that meet similar criteria?)
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Originally Posted by Nicolina
Dominatrix? Or are you so evil that you don't even want to make guys happy by beating the crap out of them? :P
Neh. She'd need to have a dress code and actually speak to people.
::)
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You and I sound pretty much the same. When you find something that fits, let me know.
I am thinking a bartender again.. I made damn good money.
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mortician. or the person who puts the make up on dead people.
they don't talk back
you probably don't have to wear anything special
it pays decent
and i doubt you need a degree to slap some self tanner and rouge on a dead person.
the really fun part of the job is reconstructing after horrible disfiguring accidents!
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Originally Posted by pipermarau
mortician. or the person who puts the make up on dead people.
they don't talk back
you probably don't have to wear anything special
it pays decent
and i doubt you need a degree to slap some self tanner and rouge on a dead person.
the really fun part of the job is reconstructing after horrible disfiguring accidents!
You have to go to college to be a mortician.
You could maybe try being a jailer.Wow you could be a mega bitch and get paid for it.But you have to wear a uniform,but owell you can torture people.
You could work at a Goodwill store in the back pricing stuff.
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OOOO OOO MAX HARDCORE PORN STAR! something tells me he likes bitjes
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Telemarketing.
Sit in a room all day and make people buy things they don't want. You'll get hung up on all day, but I think you get paid anyway.
Janitor.
You might have to wear a uniform but you could work nights when no one would be around to bother you.
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Prostitute.. eventually she'll get HIV or HepC or murdered.. who knows. This is a really bad wish if ya hate someone that much... ... . lol
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Originally Posted by karen_darlin
So my question is: what kind of job can you...
- not be required to be nice to stupid people? or talk to anyone in general?
- not have a dress code?
- not have to deal with children?
- make lots of money?
- and not have to go to 4 year college for?
With the right workplace (think government), and in the right part of the country, that might describe a night janitor.
The other option I can think of would be a home eBay business.
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Originally Posted by Vamp
COLLECTIONS DEPARTMENT
Exactly what I thought! My man works collections, you get to be really mean to stupid people. Plus depending on where you work (and if you're good), you can make lots of commission $$. Or, I also agree with the idea of bartending. I used to bartend, and was a total smart ass bitch. The customers loved it! They'd shut the F up and leave me lots of $$. }:D
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Tow truck driver specializing in repos might fit the bill. Those guys make BANK! All you need is your CDL.
Skip Tracer (bounty hunter). Kind of dangerous, but pays very, very well and being a bitch is almost required. Military style combat training might come in useful.
Radio talk show host (Dr. Laura style). May require an advanced degree, unless you are on Radio Air America ;D .
Phlebotamist. The pay isn't great, but you get to stab people with needles all day }:D }:D .
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