Re: Job ideas for an evil bitch?
I'm a basically pissed off person all the time who hates people and the world.So I wanna get into radio.Yeah you kind of have to talk to people but you certainly don't have to be nice to them.You get to bitch about evertything that pisses you off in the world and no real dress code.So you,or in this case me since I'm a guy,don't have to be a shirt and tie wearing or polo and khaki's wearing 9-5 robot.I despise polo shirts and khaki pants with an insane passion.And I hate people b/c they generally either hurt or destroy everything I do care about.Maybe the best of all with the rite type of show it can also be a creative outlet.I'd love to help bring good ORIGINAL metal back to radio.There's way too much covering in music these days
Re: Job ideas for an evil bitch?
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pipermarau
mortician. or the person who puts the make up on dead people.
they don't talk back
you probably don't have to wear anything special
it pays decent
and i doubt you need a degree to slap some self tanner and rouge on a dead person.
the really fun part of the job is reconstructing after horrible disfiguring accidents!
Um, you have to talk to the living to get the arrangements for the funeral/cremation.
Have to wear a suit.
You need a degree or at the very least, a license you need to take a difficult test on.
And you're a TERRIBLE reconstructionist if you just slap on some self tanner and rouge. You have to make the person look like they did when they were alive.
It's a really damn hard job.
You can't be making dead people look like strung-out hookers. Well, unless they were one.
Old post, but damn, had to reply. Reconstruction was always something I was interested in. Hardcore reconstruction, like car accidents and bullet wounds.
Re: Job ideas for an evil bitch?
Garbage woman? You would have a uniform though...
Re: Job ideas for an evil bitch?
This thread was over a year old and brought back. Hopefully she found a job by now!