Re: Playing with you zipper?
The moral of the story is: if you are wearing slacks or other nice pants, take them off before you get a dance so they don't get wrinkled.
right? :)
Re: Playing with you zipper?
Awesome! God, I hate it when people stare at your dances.
I had a customer back in VIP a couple of weeks ago and he had a belt buckle with sharp edges, so I asked him to go ahead and take it off. We got some funny looks when we were done and he was putting it back on and tucking his shirt back in . . .
Also, don't worry about offending. We are pretty good at knowing the difference between a pants mishap and an intentional attempt to expose yourself.
Re: Playing with you zipper?
Sometimes in higher contact venues the zipper starts heading south due to all the gyrating jarring it loose. Then in even higher contact venues there's those gals who pull it down intentionally.
;)
As far as the gawkers go, yeah I hate it, but one of the great parts of getting a really good dance is that even in the middle of a crowded room, when her performance is good enough, everything and everyone around you just sort of fades into the abyss. Still I just want to relay my sentiments by putting a GET YOUR OWN!! sticker on the dancer's fanny.
Re: Playing with you zipper?
Gosh, I think it's so rude to stare at another's dance. My husband did it the other night so I gave him one of those looks and he stop.
Re: Playing with you zipper?
I've never had a wife "f**k up the vibe", but I've had plenty of guys do it. Something about seeing a woman getting dances makes their jaws drop, and they seem to develop a need to comment thruout the entire dance. I try to zone it out, but sometimes it gets ridiculous. It's a shame too - for every guy who can just nod and smile (and perhaps even tip the dancer because he likes what he sees), there are the morons that have to get as close as they can to ogle & leer. Takes all kinds, I guess.
My fix? Now I usually go straight to the privacy of VIP, where those unwelcomed staring eyes/slack jaws can't invade.
Re: Playing with you zipper?
Quote:
Originally Posted by lopaw
My fix? Now I usually go straight to the privacy of VIP, where those unwelcomed staring eyes/slack jaws can't invade.
Usually this is the perfect fix to any such problem. Under the circumstances of my sitting there with my fly which she clearly opened there for all gawkers to see, if we had retreated to the VIP, I would have clearly been going back there for an "extra".
The range of thoughts and emotions quickly swirled in my mind. At first I thought, man, I've never done that before, but this is the best damned oppurtunity I've ever had.
Then I spied the middle aged cock blocker wife who didn't even have the decency to dress up for her visit out (she was fully clad in faded jeans with an elastic waist, a short sleeved red plaid button down shirt, with a butch haircut). Immediately I started to fantasize about forcing her to watch me get a blowjob in front of her. I got the impression that the dancer who was well aware of said wifeypoo's twitchy nervous glances was having the same fantasy.
When wifey poo left in a huffy, I almost stopped the dance to give the dancer a high five.
Re: Playing with you zipper?
While I despise (sorry, Susan) women in clubs who are not being paid to be there, I usually employ the Alfred E. Newman concept to any and all gawkers: namely, What, Me Worry?
Methinks you're overthinking this a bit too much. If you're sure you zipped up before you left the bathroom, then the only other alternative is that your dancer pulled a Sade and smoothly operated your fly to its present half-staffed position. As Bobby Knight used to say, if it's inevitable, relax and enjoy it. No one in the club is looking at your zipper. Really.
Now, how about throwing a little love Chili's way with a PM re: names and clubs. }:D
CP
Re: Playing with you zipper?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chili Palmer
While I despise (sorry, Susan) women in clubs who are not being paid to be there
Perhaps you meant to apologize to lopaw? I was talking about non-paying customers watching me dance for people who have paid me to do so. I understand your sentiment, as plenty of female customers are a first-class pain in the ass, but I would amend that statement to "women (and men) who don't know how the hell to act in a club, by which I mean mind your own damn business."
Re: Playing with you zipper?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chili Palmer
Now, how about throwing a little love Chili's way with a PM re: names and clubs. }:D
CP
Ha ha ha ha!
You were right about me taking it too seriously at first, but I think I got to the same "what me worry" place after a little confusion. In fact, it was more of a "yes, I DARE you to be offended" - "see?"
Sorry, no PM's coming any time soon:-\
I said it on the biggest tip thread. Gentlemen don't kiss and tell.
Re: Playing with you zipper?
Quote:
Originally Posted by azcustomer
My initial reaction was to worry about her getting shocked. Then, I realized that I really hate it when these c**ts come in to f**k up the vibe so I smiled real big and asked for my fourth dance.
customers (male or female) or strippers can be gamekillers.
Re: Playing with you zipper?
Quote:
Originally Posted by lunchbox
The moral of the story is: if you are wearing slacks or other nice pants, take them off before you get a dance so they don't get wrinkled.
right? :)
Only in H-town LB, only in H-town......}:D
As for gawkers, I've just learned to ignore them. I used to worry more about the bulging woody in my lap, but not any more. CP is right, they are not looking at you, they are looking at the dancer.
And, to azcustomer, gentlemen don't have to kiss and tell the whole world, but they can still share PMs with their junkie pals! Where's the luv? ;)
Re: Playing with you zipper?
Quote:
Originally Posted by azdd
And, to azcustomer, gentlemen don't have to kiss and tell the whole world, but they can still share PMs with their junkie pals! Where's the luv? ;)
AZDD and Chili - after going to clubs for a while, I've decided to respect the 5-15 minute intimate relationship the dancers share with me.
A mix of PL in me wants to believe that if I feel some really good energy, it was special. Sort of like if a dancer likes something about what I do for her, I hope she keeps it private.
Sorry, but I was never one of the popular fraternizers and never will be. I was that lame friend in college who never shared any of his exploits with his buddies. And when I was younger, I used to lie about NOT having sex with my girlfriend. :-\
On this 'anonymous' site, I do feel comfortable sharing some interesting exploits in an effort to increase the chemistry and vibe levels for dancers and junkies alike.
Re: Playing with you zipper?
Great story mate! Brought a real simle to my face. Sometimes the writing just does not stop for me.
Anyway, this one got me thinking of the forced to watch a blow job story. I've got a great one about a train ride I'll post soon. Some of the shit that goes on when the trains are quiet is amazing.
Re: Playing with you zipper?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
Perhaps you meant to apologize to lopaw? I was talking about non-paying customers watching me dance for people who have paid me to do so. I understand your sentiment, as plenty of female customers are a first-class pain in the ass, but I would amend that statement to "women (and men) who don't know how the hell to act in a club, by which I mean mind your own damn business."
Susan,
Your amended statement is much classier than the original, and doesn't present a generalized (incorrect) stereotype of one group of people. Thank you.
No worries about needing an apology from anyone (offered or not).....I don't need an apology from anyone I don't know or care about. It will never affect my club activities in any way, so....who cares?
Wish me luck in VIP! :D
Re: Playing with you zipper?
Quote:
Originally Posted by lopaw
Wish me luck in VIP! :D
Good luck in the VIP!
We ALL look forward to your trip report.:D