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You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
I'm sure this has been posted before, most likley on the blue side, but I'm interested in how both customers and dancers think these amounts should be spent with the following ground rules.
You have to spend each increment within 24 hours in any city of your choice, either the same city or different cities for each increment. The money is to be spent either three days straight, or every other day.
Other than what you spend at the SC, you have to pay for your food & lodging out of what you receive each day. Day one is the $500, Day Two the $5,000 and Day Three the $50,000. And you receive each amount, and only that amount, per day. Your transportation costs will be covered outside of the SC money.
I really have never been into spending much money, other than on my vacations, so for me it would have to be on vacation for the entire three or six days in the same city. Either Las Vegas or somewhere else I'd have to choose. Maybe western Canada or NYC, since I've never been to either place before. For this post I'll choose LV, since I've been there several times before and have asked for advice about it on the blue side nearly a year ago. From what I said there, although I don't even qualify as a "custy," I do have a real nasty aversion to being "pounced on" by salespeople - doesn't much matter to me what you're selling, it just royally ticks me off!
I like to receive good value for what I spend, so I'd stay at either the Stratospher or Sahara. I like the Sahara. I did have the misfortune to stay at the Stratosphere once - before it was the Stratosphere when Bob still owned it, but have heard good things since from co-workers. I'd probably just stick to the nicer buffets for my meals.
Anyway, primarily per doc-c's advice on the blue side, I think my $500 day would be at Club Paradise, my $50,000 day would be spent at Sapphire's, and I don't have the foggiest idea as to where I would spend the $5,000 in a LV SC.
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Re: You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
Day one spend it on Paige. Day two... spend it on Paige. Day three! Spend it on Paige! ;D;D;D
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Re: You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
Day one - Go to the club, any club, tip every girl 20's.
Day two - Go to club again, and buy as many dances from the most beautiful ladies you can find.
Day three - go to the club where goldcoastgirl works, with the waterfall, and drop serious cash taking her and one of your other faves VIP - where you buy them both a lovely dinner, let them take their shoes off, and walk out with around 22,000 a piece.
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I seriously can't imagine spending $50,000 in one day at a strip club. That's more than most people's yearly salary.
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Originally Posted by PhaedrusZ
Anyway, primarily per doc-c's advice on the blue side,
And what advice was this that prompted this topic? Personally, I've never considered my advice that good. Maybe I can do it again.
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Originally Posted by moscm
I seriously can't imagine spending $50,000 in one day at a strip club.
Me neither, but five and six digit tabs have been recorded in the past, all at the same club no less. Of course, the dingbats who ran them up went on to dispute they actually spent that much money.
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And to answer...
$500 - Spoil the ATF at home
$5000 - Several cities I could name, but right now I'd pick Tampa.
$50000 - Vegas is the only logical place to go, although there's no way I would do all at one club. Can I bring others with me to spread the wealth?
Even at $100 a dance, thats still 500 dances (minus, cover, drinks, bribes to leave me alone)
Needless to say, I am going to get to do something along the lines of this experiment in a couple of weeks, but I have to stay within an average of $175/night. That's going to be a challenge. Let's hope some of these clubs I'm hitting are low mileage yet have dancers who are appealing to the eye.
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Day one - Baltimore, MD - Manhattan Player's Club (formerly the Wagon Wheel). Club is BYO which makes the budget last longer. I have done this one on that amount many times and ALWAYS had a good time.
Day two - Philadelphia, PA - Crazy Horse 2 and Delilah's - mebbe after hours at one of the sketchier North Philly no-names (Night on Broadway, anyone) depending on what the penalties for failing to spend the budget are. Start at CH2 followed by a VIP table at Delilah's. :)
Day Three - Las Vegas, NV - Day shift @ Cheetah's, Dinner, Night @ Sapphires - (must be a Saturday night) - bring three friends, choose 2-3 girls each and get a sky box for 9 hours or so. That SHOULD burn $35-40K if you really try hard at spending it. Give the other $10K to Lance.
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Re: You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
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Originally Posted by doc-catfish
And what advice was this that prompted this topic? Personally, I've never considered my advice that good. Maybe I can do it again.
:D...
Here is your reply from that thread
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Originally Posted by PhaedrusZ
Anyway, which club would any of you suggest given the following criteria:
1-If I go at all, it'll be on a Tuesday, sometime between 10:00am-6:00pm[
2-financial budget solely for time at the SC-approx. $500
3-time budget: 90-120 minutes, if that.
4-really good venting as I can't stand cigarette smoke
5-topless club-unwilling to be around other customers under 21, going by what my friends & I were like at 18(yeah, I know it's a generalization. So What?)
6-No drink hustle-I can't have alcohol for medical reasons-unless I'd like an ambulance ride to the nearest hospital with an EMT sitting by my side. So I can only have club soda, etc. A drink "hustle" will put me into a really nasty mood in less than two seconds flat! If I offer to purchase one for someone myself, fine, otherwise, I'm heading for the exit!
Any of the bigger name topless places (OG's, Cheetah's, SR, CH2, Sapphire) should suffice. Vegas is definitely a late person's town, and you will be going during the deadest hours of the day, so don't be expecting too many stunners.
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Would prefer to sit at the stage & just tip until I get acclimated to what is going on around me. It usually takes me a little time to adapt to a "foreign" environment, no matter where I am. From what I've read on SW/SCJ, I'd be willing to tip $2/song. Fair or not? I dunno, so I'll depend on the SC connoisseurs here.
I've always thought that $1/song is plenty, although it should be stated that Vegas clubs aren't much for stage shows. In order to see the stage in fact, you'll pretty much need to be sitting at it.
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Now that I can't have my favorite vodka anymore(yet another Slavic thing, I guess, though I'm only part Slavic & see my previous comment re: drink "hustle"), if any dancer attempts to sell me whatever type of dance with alcohol or cigarette smoke on her breath, she can take a hike! Okay, so I'm cranky even thinkin' about this. Ditto for takin' a hike for any "hustle" trying to get me to buy dances.
No Champagne room (Champagne I can't drink? Nah!) & I think a VIP room is beyond the budgeted amount I'm willing to spend...& due to one of several aspects of my ocd, I'm a "control freak" about anything concerning my wallet!
Don't worry if you can't drink, but expect to pay a small fortune for a teeny glass of soda (like say $7). The hustle for the VIP rooms there is annoying. Unless that sort of thing appeals to you, skip it. Just tell the dancers that it is out of your price range.
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For a dancer to hope to sell me private dances at all, it would have to be a really low key approach.
Good luck. I'm not sure dancers in Vegas know low-key. I'm wondering if a place like Club Paradise might be up your alley. [img]images/smilies/laughing.gif[/img]
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On a non-SC note, which of the Cirque Du Soleil shows would you recommend? I'll hit one of those Monday night, and if I don't go to a SC maybe one for each of the three nights, mon-wed, I plan on staying, so which one(s)?
I've never been to a CDS show (that sort of thing has never really appealed to me), but I hear rave reviews about Zumanity all the time. Might be just the ticket if a SC is out of the question
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To me, I guess the key phrase in all of your advice above, doc-c, is the following
"Good luck. I'm not sure dancers in Vegas know low-key. I'm wondering if a place like Club Paradise might be up your alley. [img]images/smilies/laughing.gif[/img]" Others also provided good advice (JZ, RH and all the others who replied when I posted this on the blue). For the moment, though, I'll have to spend money visiting either a "magic mouth man" or "magic mouth woman" and pay to be tortur....er, have some work done, before I think about going anywhere for a little while.
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Re: You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
Hmmm, interesting topic Phaedrus.
The $500 day definitely could not be in Vegas. Like doc-catfish, that amount would go furthest at home (no food or lodging worries). At current exchange rates, that comes out to around £300, which would probably be enough for me to try out one of the clubs in Yorkshire that I've walked by (Purple Door, Blue Leopard, Red Leopard, or even Wildcats) but never been in.
I'll admit I'm probably in the midst of what would qualify perfectly for a $5000 trip, if I were budgeting solely for my own entertainment and had double the bankroll ;D I went to my two main clubs in Vegas (Sapphire and Rhino) last night, would count on at least one more visit to each before the trip is through, play some blackjack and Pai Gow, have at least one expensive dinner at a top restaurant, and finally check out at least one "Vegas" show (like Blue Man Group or something).
I may need TOO or Chili Palmer to confirm the math, but as a quick guesstimate $50K sounds like: a) Booking a suite at the Wynn or Bellagio for three nights; b) Getting a few friends together, possibly even renting a limo for one night; c) Popping into Sapphire or the Rhino with posse in tow, and holding court in a curtained booth (at Rhino) or a skybox (at Sapphire) for a couple of hours. IMO, that amount of money would be too much for me to want to spend SCing just on my own.
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Does it all have to go through the strip club? Because I'd probably like to spend my $5,000 or my $50,000 at the Bunny Ranch instead. My one adventure at the Chicken Ranch 18 months ago has left me craving more!
Yekhefah is a good girl 364 days a year. Once a year, I like liquor, coke, and whores. }:D
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the bunny ranch was my first thought for the 50grand.
however, if anyone is ever in situation #3 and would like to come visit me in tampa, fl I WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO MEET YOU. <3
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i would have 3 fun filled days in tampa with pretty penny & when i got back to houston my atf would strangle me for not spending it all on her
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$500 would be a pretty good few hours in my local club. All they have is table dances, you can buy the girls drinks but you're just buying them a drink. I would buy two of my fav's some credit in the store a few doors down that sells dancerwear as well. I've been really insistent that she would look beautiful in hot pink.
The $5,000 I would probably spend in Atlanta, go to a pretty good nude club that has a champagne room.
The $50,000, Vegas baby! Yeah!! I would like to have Vince Vaughn with me, and maybe Johnny Knoxville as well. We could videotape ourselves riding in a grocery cart down past the slot machines in nothing but flag-themed boxers.
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Originally Posted by Yekhefah
Does it all have to go through the strip club? Because I'd probably like to spend my $5,000 or my $50,000 at the Bunny Ranch instead. My one adventure at the Chicken Ranch 18 months ago has left me craving more!
Yekhefah is a good girl 364 days a year. Once a year, I like liquor, coke, and whores. }:D
Yeah, why not? Personally, I couldn't stand going to a "ranch," whether legal or illegal. It reminds me too much of what 98.3% of U.S. politicians are doing to me and the rest of the middle class for money. But otho, the whores are at least completely honest about what they'll do to me for money. And without having to "spin" it as in a politician's pathetic attempts to convince me, along with the rest of the electorate, otherwise. Just a variation of the Jessi Winchester quote in your siggy, although I haven't the foggiest as to who Jessi Winchester might be...other than what I can ascertain from the quote.
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Re: You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
Jessi Winchester was a legal prostitute in Nevada who entered politics upon her retirement. The quote is from her very interesting autobiography, .
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500$ i spend at the cheeziest club i can find.
5000$ I just fine a mid level club and look for the hottest girl in there and party a little until it's gone.
50,000$ I send an email to Madmaxine and go drop every fucking dime right on her.
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$500 -- A couple hours daytime in any of a dozen cities
$5000 -- I like GenWar's Philly proposal
$50,000 -- transportation is paid separately, right? This is the fun one: charter a jet, and set up limos and drivers in several cities, probably 5 max, and work the time zones. We are doing a SW All Star tour -- big tips for our favorites on this site. PM our friends to make sure they are on the right shift, and start with daytime in NY and head out from there, finish up late night in San Francisco. Shower and change on the jet in between cities. Depending on stamina, tack on Anchorage or Honolulu.
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500.00 - Give to dancer.
5,000.00 - Give to Manager. Have him give me 4,500.00 out of the drawer. I leave after buying a VIP with a dancer.
50,000.00 - Give to Manager, Have him give me 49,000.00 out of the drawer. I leave after lavishing some dancers.
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Sigh...my "to read" stack just got a little higher, and at this rate, it's gonna take me until 3006 to finish it! After reading the reviews on Amazon.com, though, this appears to be a "must read," more for her insights into the political machinery than anything.
Btw, I would guess you probably have already read the following, which was an interesting read when I had a couple hours to kill at a local library. An easy read, but nevertheless the author draws you into the story.
"The Nye County Brothel Wars," by Jeanie Kasindorf
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I can't stand it any longer! $50,000??? Or even $5,000? How self-indulgent!
Sorry gals, but first night I'd spend $500. Second night, same. Third night, same. (Well, maybe I'd spend a bit more!) That's indulgent enough, thank you very much!
Depending on the rules (admittedly ambiguous), I'd spend the remainder on one or two of my favorite charities. Or I'd invite the dancer to suggest one or two of hers and make a donation in her name.
I know! I know! I'm a bit weird. But I worked for non-profits for half of my adult life. And I tithe myself in their support now that I am able.
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I may need TOO or Chili Palmer to confirm the math, but as a quick guesstimate $50K sounds like: a) Booking a suite at the Wynn or Bellagio for three nights; b) Getting a few friends together, possibly even renting a limo for one night; c) Popping into Sapphire or the Rhino with posse in tow, and holding court in a curtained booth (at Rhino) or a skybox (at Sapphire) for a couple of hours.
You've just described the Vegas Stripperfest itinerary, but it was four nights and we did everything in multiples (the suites, the limos, the clubs and shopping, plus dinner and a dance club thrown in for good measure.) When you have Bridgette and DW as your partners in crime, you would be amazed what you can come up with. ;)
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$50,000 -- transportation is paid separately, right? This is the fun one: charter a jet, and set up limos and drivers in several cities, probably 5 max, and work the time zones. We are doing a SW All Star tour -- big tips for our favorites on this site. PM our friends to make sure they are on the right shift, and start with daytime in NY and head out from there, finish up late night in San Francisco. Shower and change on the jet in between cities. Depending on stamina, tack on Anchorage or Honolulu.
Nice idea, but can't happen in practice. Trust me. The transportation time eats up way too much of your day; you could barely put down in two cities and hit the clubs before night fell and you ran out of time.
It is, however, possible to do over a 4-day period, with a specially-chartered Gufstream 5, limos at the airports, suites booked in cities about 700 miles apart, advanced club and restaurant reservations and one person in each city to keep people on schedule. Yeah, I've thought about this. But to do it right, it will run twice the $50K limit.
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$500 Go to the fav's club, give it all to her and say "lets have some fun." I figure that strategy has worked before with my usual $200 to $300 visit so the $500 will probably be even better.
$5,000 I'd probably hit all the "eastside" clubs in the St.Louis area.
$50,000 Go to the fav's club, give it all to her and say "lets have some fun." I figure that strategy has worked before with my usual $200 to $300 visit so the $50,000 will probably be even better!
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$500? Just go to work and spend it on a buddy that really needs it right now.
$5,000? Go to a club with my boss and bartender and buy them dances and drinks and have a blast.
$50,000? Go to either Vegas or Scores and party like a "rockstar", lol!
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$500...any strip club, do lapdances with each girl as research for my own lapdances
$5000...Go to Olympus Gardens in LV and get lapdances from both the men and the women. Maybe I'll lapdance on the guys but pay them for grindage so that way I get to choose the hot guys to fulfill my fantasies.
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LV, go through the party companies and hire both men and women so I can research and get my own titilation from the men.
$50,000...probably Portland. Walk in and buy a percentage of the club. Hey, I'm still technically spending it in the club and this way I get money back based on how well the club does.
(and maybe take 15,000 of that to the ranches. I'm intrigued by Yek's suggestion, but I would probably prefer buying sex time with a male...oooo-ooo, or TWO males.)
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i am remarkably unimaginative in this exercise, because i would just go to a local (within austin, houston or dallas) club (probably nude, but not necessarily) where girls gave excellent stage shows and tip amazingly generously for their stage shows. with any of those dollar amounts-- 500, 5000 or even 50k.
yes, i would blow 50k for just stage tipping girls all night. that's 500 benjamins, after all! i could do some really awesome money showers and fans and all that.
what a lovely dream.
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$500 A VIP at 4play in LA
$5000 A night at Baby Dolls in Dallas
$50,000 I'll treat Yekhefah to her 365th day if I can play too !