Re: You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
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Originally Posted by Smokeless
I know! I know! I'm a bit weird. But I worked for non-profits for half of my adult life. And I tithe myself in their support now that I am able.
Honey, you're not weird - just missing the point of this HYPOTHETICAL situation. I mean, why would anyone ever have any money that they HAVE to spend in strip clubs, and very few people would ever spend that in one day if there was any way out of it. However in this hypothetical, for some reason you have to - you have a very rich uncle who liked strippers and left a particularly clause and covenant laden will. Now - try again.
Re: You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
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Originally Posted by Jenny
Honey, you're not weird - just missing the point of this HYPOTHETICAL situation.
Oh, not really. I got the point. Just seemed excessive.
Although I like the idea from another recent post -- buy a piece of the club with the $50k. However much I like the place, the Bustop does need an overhaul!
(Thanks, Jenny)
Re: You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
Easy enough
$500-Go to the club Dea works at and spend it on her
$5000- spend $3500 on Dea, the other $1500 on girls of our choosing
$50,000- spend $36,000 on Dea and $14,000 on the girls of our choosing
Granted I would let the Az ladies of SW know I was going to be spending that money and at which club they needed to be while I had it to spend...
Notice I picked Dea to spend it on?If I had that kind of money and implemented my plan, I would still end up with $40,000 coming back to me.
Re: You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
500, spend it at the local strip club, I've done it a few times and I'd probably spend all of it on one girl.
5k, same thing, haven't done it before but it'd be split between 2 or 3 favorites.
50k? I'd be getting laid. regardless. If I have to spend it, I might as well get a maximum ROI. I'm not the kind to try and find sex in a stripclub, let alone pay for it ever. But if I must spend 50k, I might as well.
Re: You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
$500 - Convert my 1 dollar bills to 20 dollars bills
$5000 - Convert my 20 dollar bills to 50 dollar bills
$50000- Convert my 50 dollar bills into 100 dollar bills, get a stripper through college.
Re: You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
I would start out with $500 at Brandi's in Vancouver which is high entertainment and no contact.
Fly to tampa and go to Thee Doll house. Drop $5000 on the gown girls for the warm up.
Take the $50,000 and divide it into 10 envelopes of $500,$500,1000,$5000,8,000,15000,and $20,000 go to the ODY and ..... buy a lot of water.
Re: You are given, tax-free, $500, $5,000 and $50,000 which you have to spend in SCs.
500$- Go sit at the bar on a dayshift somewhere and buy all the girls drinks . Listen to them bitch about how slow it is and just evenly distribute the money.
5,000$- ATL!! Magic City, Strokers, something like that. I would make that my " music video experience" night
50,000$- VEGAS!!! Nothing more to say