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Just a random funny story!
Ok so one night when I was working I had this guy come in who was loaded! He was a baseball player for the Pittsburg Pirates(we get a lot of baseball players who come in town and play the Diamond Backs). Well he bought a couple dances from me and then proceeded to ask me if I wanted to go home with him. I looked at him like "You've got to be kidding me". He then said "I have 700 bucks that says my bed has your name on it." Well I decided to play it off and looked at him in shock and said "Shit, for 700 I'll f*ck you!"(haha bear with me) So I was like "Ok only if you give me half of it now so I know you're not full of shit" So he was like "OK", and handed me $350! I took the money, turned around and started walking away, but when I was like 3 steps away, I turned around and said "Buddy, you just got F*CKED!" :rotfl: Serves him right for treating me like a god damn hooker. And he went on to pitch a fit to the bouncers and shit, but I'm good friends with them, so when then guy was complaining "This girl took my money, blah blah blah" Paul(my bouncer) was all "Did you put the money in her hand?" And the guy was like "Yeah but...." Paul cut him off and said "Sorry dude, you got hustled big time!" and he started laughing at the guy HAHA! Well the custy left in a huff, but who cares!! It was a good night ;D
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Of course keep in mind it's a good way to get busted for soliciation too. Or a good way to enrage a drunk, horny guy who might try to follow you home. Neither of which are worth $350.
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Very true, but he wasn't drunk, just rich and snobby, and I have a concealed weapons license for a reason ;) :thumbsup: And it's not something I would do on a regular basis, sometimes when I think of something clever or something smart ass to say I just can't help myself haha. But you are right though :-*
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Hehe. Good thing the bouncer was on your side! I wonder if the ones at MY club would back me up with something like that?
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Oh great, a stripper who rips off guys and carries a gun . . .
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I carry a gun for a reason, I live by myself, but I used to work at the Kern County Sheriffs Dept so that's how I got the license. I took courses and am well trained and I don't go flashing a weapon around, don't worry. It is for absolute emergencies ONLY. If a time were to come and I felt my life were in danger. I feel like that guy deserved it, he made this other girl cry too! He told her he didn't want to talk to her because he doesn't like girls who are overweight, and she wasn't even overweight!! She was a friend of mine and she has a nice body shape. I just didn't like him *shrugs*
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Whoa, that wasn't supposed to sound bitchy lol, sorry!
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Yeah, not cool, and I've got to say that I've never worked with management, bouncers or other dancers who would think that was cool. What is the problem with just saying no - even in a bitchy way. You are stealing from guys when you do this. And call me old fashioned, but I think that is worse than trying to pay a woman for sex. Stealing is not okay.
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I loved this story! Go girl. If you ever see Randy Johnson, give him a kiss on the cheek for me.
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Haha thanks a lot Maxine. Good shit. It's not stealing if he puts it in your hand, plus I could have stolen the whole 700 bucks, he just didn't get any sex out of it lol. Plus he was a conceded asshole and I say no to that stuff all the time, usually politely, but he was just a dick and he deserved it. And it's NOT like I put him in the poor house for it, he plays for the Pittsburg Pirates!! He's rich!! $350 is pocket change for those guys. My friend Seth used to play for the Diamond Backs and he had money coming out his ass!
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It's not stealing if he puts it in your hand, plus I could have stolen the whole 700 bucks, he just didn't get any sex out of it lol.
So stealing 350 isn't stealing, but the whole 700 is? Let's say this - if I walk down to the convenience store to buy cigarettes (which I wouldn't do, because I don't smoke. But if I did) and asked for them, and paid the guy before he put the cigarettes in my hand and then he refused to either give me the cigarettes or my money back, that is not stealing? Of course it is. Just because I shouldn't smoke doesn't make that okay. Because you are polite and don't steal from MOST of your customers doesn't make it okay to do it occasionally.
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Plus he was a conceded asshole and I say no to that stuff all the time, usually politely, but he was just a dick and he deserved it. And it's NOT like I put him in the poor house for it, he plays for the Pittsburg Pirates!! He's rich!! $350 is pocket change for those guys. My friend Seth used to play for the Diamond Backs and he had money coming out his ass!
Well, I can well afford to lose however much it costs to buy the allegorical cigarettes. Doesn't make it any less reprehensible for our fictional convenience store clerk. You did wrong, end of story. Whatever he did before that doesn't change that.
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fuck the haters girl, i salute you!
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I'm glad I've got support in teaching guys they should be dicks! Some people (eh HEM) don't know how to stick up for themselves, not my problem, I have self respect thanks girl!
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Haha sometimes I get agead of myself when typing, I meant to say teaching guys they CAN'T be dicks! lol
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Very true, but he wasn't drunk, just rich and snobby, and I have a concealed weapons license for a reason ;) :thumbsup: And it's not something I would do on a regular basis, sometimes when I think of something clever or something smart ass to say I just can't help myself haha. But you are right though :-*
This is not being smart ass, this is plain stealing. And Jenny is right, the fact that you don't do it on a regular basis doesn't make it right.
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HAHA oh well! I make good money ;D And I'm not trashy. And guys know they are gonna get hustled when they walk into a strip club.
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If someone is being THAT bad of a dick to me. I leave...screw them...they are not worth me getting all stressed out. No need to make the situation worse. If I really wanted to "teach" him a lesson I just ban him from seeing me ever again. No chit chat no hello ...nothing.
Besides, that one guy is now going to tell all his friends how he got "ripped off" and that the club did nothing to help the him. Bad word of mouth is bad for business.
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HAHA oh well! I make good money ;D And I'm not trashy. And guys know they are gonna get hustled when they walk into a strip club.
This is not hustling neither. The fact that you're not trashy doesn't make what you did right.
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A part of me is like "Yeah, right on!!" and another part of me is thinking how many other people is he going to talk to about your club, and how long will it take for the club to recover from bad press? The guy is a professional athlete that has a lot of connections with wealthy potential customers.
He may insinuate that you are a hooker, thereby bringing in more guys looking for hookers (and won't pay for "just a dance"). This guy is absolutely a jerk, and he got what he deserved, but what will the ultimate price be for your $350??
Consider changing your stage name soon. If he posts on the web (where the high rollers and the hobbiests go for info), you may find yourself with $100 nights or less for months to come.
In the future, if you pull this stunt, let him believe that you will show up to his hotel room. Even write down the info, while he is watching. Then, if he does come back in and complains to you that you never showed, you can say that he was the no show. You knocked at his door for 5 minutes, and even called the room several times, but he wasn't there. You can do this pretty easy in a big city. For instance if he told you he was staying at the Marriot, there are usually several properties owned by Marriot in the city. Just say the name of the one he wasn't staying at;).
Then you get pissed at him for wasting your time}:D. Tell him something like you got a better offer after he left, but since you already had his money, you turned down the customer that offered you $1200!! Then try and get the $850 that you "lost" by him giving you bad directions!!
People get ripped off all the time, and never tell anyone about it. But first you have to make them feel dumb and that it is really their own fault that they got robbed.
Don't just shove it in their faces the very second you rob someone! Embaress the person, and keep your reputation intact!
I'd didn't come up with this stuff on my own, though. I have worked with some world class scammers, and they were rarely called out.
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Wow, that's wrong...
You stole his money, plain and simple.
Thats my :twocents:
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this post has put me in a foul mood. Tonight at the club, my wallet stays closed. I need to read a post like this every Friday--I'd save myself a ton of money.
ROB
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Thanks, Mitsu, for making us all look like whores and thieves. ::)
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^^^
I know, eh? I mean, normally I would respond to a post like the one from gameover with "I'm sure we'll really miss you" but it just seems so damn justified in this context.
As for not being trashy - yes, robbery and con-artistry are generally considered so "classy", ladylike and genteel. I know it is what I think of when I think about "self-respect"and "dignity." Kudos. Really.
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please- like you girls havent done something similar on a small scale, like overcharging for dances or charging for dances that have not been done, or asking for them to pay your dance fees etc.
glass houses ladies...glass houses.