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The Worst Day Ever
So today. I get 2.5 hours of sleep because I'm amped that on Saturday I will get a new car.
I have a hell of a time waking up. and in the midst of it this fucking cunt that once was going to reside with me., however isnt going to anymore because she's looney as fuck ..talks shit to my best friend. I wanna kill her now.
So then I call my boyfriend who is on tour..im pissed my phone is breaking up and he can't hear me... so i scream and walk to work in the worst of moods.
The entire time thinking..I should just get my checks..600 bucks and call it a fucking day.
Do I?
Fuck no.
So I go to work...its dead. I make 100 bucks. Im happy to go home at 10 pm.
I get in a cab to head to where I park my car to go to work.I drop and leave my fucking keys in the CAB!
I dont realize it till im in the fucking store I always have them drop me off at to get a drink.
Dude.
this was 1030 pm
Im freaking. Not only did I lose my car keys..but myfucking apt keys which .btw the way is on the OTHER side of town and NOT within walking distance without dying.
I call chris freaking..crying. Because again he's on tour and who the fuck else do i call at this time to find me..and give me shelter?
So i call the cab company..Oh yah their lost and found isnt' open till.
Monday
im not even joking
So im like what in the FUCK do i do? I mean here I am in chicago...
i want my mommy!!!
I call chris again... he's telling me to stay at his apt etc. Which i obviously want to ..however..all my shit is here..and my fucking purse is locked in the trunk of my car... with my id
which i need to cash my checks.
So locksmith it is. however i have no loot because its in checks!
and i dont have an id to cash em' because its in my mother fucking locked car
Chris sends his friends..which btw were beyond amazing tonight
they calm me down at the white hen where im sitting there flipping
OH did i mention as im walking 3 dudes are fist fighting..one gets tossed into me and basically with his elbow hits my chest
I fucking flip out
screaming at these dudes... FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
yah because my day fucking sucks
and dude im ready to throw the fuck down..with my boyfriend on the phone hearing it all take place
I lose all control.
So back to the white hen. there im sitting..waiting on a fucking phone call. From the cab company anyone
Chris' friends come over with 150 bucks to basically bail me out of trouble and get me a locksmith
the locksmith shows up...
and has me walk ..WALK while he drives to show him where my car was
which was like 2 blocks
im sitting here thinking..only to me does this shit happen
but at least now i have witnesses.
We all get to my car
only to discover..its unlocked
but i have NO spare key which i use to keep in there...because my car was broken into 2 months ago and it was stolen!
So i crawl through the backseat and get into the truck and get my fucking purse
i convince this freaky Indian dude to drive me to my hood at now 1 am to help me get into my apt building and then my apt.
The entire time he's playing enigma and starring...asking me what i do..do i have a boyfriend..who was the guy in the alley with me.. am i am working girl... dude it was awful
so we get here and i have to have someone buzz me in. He can't bust out the lock here I mean he could but holy fuck would that get me kicked out
So i buzz
and i get screamed at by my neighbors that already hate me and want me dead
they let me in though
and i get in and find he has to DRILL out my locks. dude that's so loud and they already hate me
So instead I hoist this grown fucking man up over my door to this glass window deal that flips and he crawls through to undo the deadbolt and slides back to unlock it.
This was for 200 bucks I might fucking add.
I remembered that i have money! its here ..hidden and I can pay him ..i went ahead and tipped this guy because he did drive me across town..he did crawl through glass... even if he was fucking creepy as hell.
Now though., i have an appt to get a new car tomorrow..yet i can't trade mine in because ..I dont have a fucking KEY
I can't get there because I can't drive my car
and I can't leave my apt because I dont have a security KEY!
Im so fucked right now.
I just had to share what a mess my day was. If there was ever a bad fucking day ...
dude
this was it
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Re: The Worst Day Ever
OH and let me add until my landlord can get to me...Im out of toilet paper..I can't leave the fucking apt building because i have no key
I have no cash to buy the shit
People...I have to go to work and I can't.
I can survive because I can get cab...until my mother who does have a spare..in indiana can drop it in the mail. So Im fine..till tuesday.
But i need apt keys...I have to walk everywhere ..
I want to cry for real right now.
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Re: The Worst Day Ever
Wow....hun....I hope your night and following day gets better....damn, I don't even know what to say...sounds like the cards were stacked against you today.
*Sending good magickal vibes*