Would you believe that I just burnt toast?
I need a personal chef.
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Would you believe that I just burnt toast?
I need a personal chef.
CRB applies for position. ;)
CRB shows example of work.... oh dear god it is the special Blue Lagoon Chicken from my unintended consequesnces thread. :D
Glamazon potentially runs in terror....
I can actually cook well. I just don't have any examples. Maybe someone will sample my good food one day.
A new toaster would be cheaper. Check the settings. I have a little gremlin that likes to put the toaster on max. Alternativly you can put a bit of butter and vegimite on it, I find that always kills the taste of burnt toast. That is of course when the toast is burnt and not a cinder.
LMAO when I read the title of the post my first reaction was 'ME NEITHER!!" Hell.. I burnt water once :O
Sounds like you need Blindgroping!Quote:
Originally Posted by Glamazon
No worries, just scrape it clean with a butter knife.
it'll still taste burnt
You are not alone! Only something like 30% of adults under the age of 40 actually know how to cook.
It's not like you really need to these days. You can buy gormet take out at just about every 7-11 around here;D.
I love cooking breakfast.
I burn toast all the time, but I still can cook a good chicken curry and a spectacular bunch of burritos.
I'm quite a good cook. The wife is not too good, so I picked up the slack. It just takes a little practice, that's all.
A prequiste is actually likeing to eat. The Empress could not cook until the birth of my son. Still I like my good stuff better. Lots of asian (chinese, japanese, and sometimes Thai) Mediterranian, occasional Chilli or other western fare. Mexican is also good.
I heated up frozen chicken, and couscous from a box. Throw some fresh broccoli into the couscous so you don't have to steam it seperately. It took <10 minutes. Voila, the single-slacker's perfect meal!
Do not feel alone. I can not cook either. Growing up my mami's cooking sucked, but my father is a wonderful cook. So now I expect all the men in my life to be able to cook, and so far I am good about picking the ones who can. If they do not want to cook for me I just go over to their place, borrow their kitchen(I do not have one where I live now), and keep f%^&*() it up until they come in and take over. I think that is a technique men use, but it works for me. }:D I love a man that can cook. Seeing a man in an apron cooking my food turn me on.