Ditto that. I had no idea.
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Ditto that. I had no idea.
Depends on what it's cut with.
.... I'm going to hell.
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Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
You and I are going to a special hell....
He shouldn't have even thought you meant drugs, given you were talking about the bar sending for it. I actually think that exchange is beautiful, because even if you'd just failed to catch on, it's still a perfect example of a good policy: when people are mucking about with drugs you don't want to use, fake dumb. Then they won't pester you trying to give you drugs you don't want for a dance, because "all strippers are total heads, right?"
Nothing wrong with getting drugs you DO want, mind. :-)
I think you're missing the point.Quote:
Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
LOL mostly because I'm a smartass, I play dumb sometimes about drugs but I'm sure it's very obvious. For example, stupid customers who will ask me if they know where I can find some coke around the area. I usually respond very sarcastically, "Yeah, next to the Pepsi and the Sprite." Now if any guy would take me for real, THEY'D be the stupid ones! ;D Although I've had stuff like that happen before...where I'd say something in sheer sarcasm, and people(such as some college roommates) would think I was serious! Infuriating! Apparently my straight face and perfect monotone was TOO convincing of being an act! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by thechaosfairy
OK OK stupid dancer stories...
LOL last winter, this one girl was watching the Olympics on the TV at work. Austria was in the lead for one of the competitions, I think it was skiing. She turns to the Russian girl and says, "How can they be so good at skiing? There's no snow in Australia!" LOL that's when the Russian girl informed her that it was AUSTRIA, and that there was such a country in Europe that did indeed have snow! The girl hadn't heard of Austria!
The girl who had the pimpish boyfriend(I wrote about her before). Very ditzy, bad sales skills, couldn't stand up for herself, etc. She did kinda dumb stuff all the time. For example, it was strongly suspected(I believe this really happened) that her boyfriend stole a good deal of money from another dancer who visited their apartment and drank with them one night. The next day, this unemployed bum of a boyfriend buys my ditzy friend an ENGAGEMENT RING...gee, it doesn't take rocket science to figure out where he got the money from? Yet to this day, after they're broken up, she STILL denies that he stole the money. Whatever. Or the times that she wouldn't make much money at work, so she'd go around saying in a fake-bravado voice, "It doesn't matter if I don't make any money at The Oasis, because I'm gonna be a model! I'm gonna make it big as a porn star with my boyfriend!"(who wants to watch a 'porn star' who'd only fuck her chubby boyfriend?) One time at work, she actually told a few people(such as the gossipy, uppity house mom) that she'd just gotten a million dollar deal to be on a soap opera and move to Beverly Hills! *I* was embarrassed, because then it made *me* look stupid for even associating with someone who'd say such a dumb lie!
A few months later, I was talking to her on the phone. She was done with the pimpish boyfriend, and back to living with her mom and stepdad(the fact that she left the apartment with her nonpaying boyfriend, is stupid enough). In the background, I hear her stepdad telling her off for opening 3 cans of tuna fish, only eating 2, then putting all 3 cans in the trash. He was yelling, "Only open up what you can eat, then if you're still hungry, THEN open the last one! Throwing away a whole can of tuna fish is like putting 2 $1 bills in the trash!" DUH! But I forgot, she has no concept of money, because her pimpish ex-boyfriend would always spend all her money on stupid mairjuana shit so she never had any of her own.
Now this one is not about dancing, but it's funny enough to add it anyway. During my first year of college, I was staying at my parents' house over winter break and my younger sister(9th grade at the time) woke me up in the morning to ask me all these sex questions. Apparently there were kids in her class who'd been having sex since the year before, giving "head," etc(I already was aware of this). She was saying how absurd it was, and said, "I mean, you can get pregnant from oral sex, right?" I know this is mean, but I just had to laugh! Ever since like 6th grade, I knew that the only way to get pregnant was with vaginal intercourse!(there's a few rare exceptions, but in general) Just because you're abinstinent, doesn't mean you have to be stupid about it, you know? That's when I realized that my mom somewhat screwed up with educating us about sex...at least for me, all she did was hand me a book about sex and not say a word. I was keen enough to read between the lines and such, but I kinda felt bad for my sister. I'm glad that she asked me about it before asking her friends at school and being laughed at, though.
This nasty extras girl tells everyone that she is in med school. It's ludicrous considering that she is trashed all day, every day, and she basically admits to being a whore. I guess it's possible that she is in school of some kind, but med school? Come on now, at least tell people something halfway believable. ::)
^ there's a girl at my club who has been "working on" her nursing degree for like 5 years now. she tells customers she's in med school though, naturally. ::)
I want to go to special hell with Lillith and Paige.....
Maybe she's in "medicated" school. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by ascifilullaby
just about the austria/australia thing... what makes it even funnier is that we do have snow in Australia, and gold medal skiiers. (even if we had to kidnap one from canada to bolster numbers). :D
on another note: i remember a customer saying to a girl that he was a buddhist, and she said, 'oh, i'm a sagittarius!'. :O
LOL every dancer I've worked with is getting their PhD to become a heart sergion, brain sergion lawyer etc. And I was the dumbass who believed all of them when I first started.
Oh and the girls with modeling contracts and porn contracts. How can I forget them lol
Yeah really? Why can't these girls follow my ex-coworker's great shining example, and tell a story that's so much more believable? My ex-coworker saying that she's gonna be starring in a soap opera and moving to Beverly Hills is a LOT more believable than going to school. Especially the multimillion dollar salary part of her story. Becomming a big model, pop singer, and porn star is very believable for my ex-coworker too. ::)Quote:
Originally Posted by Andygirl
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Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982
Dont forget all those girls whose boyfriends/husbands are millionaires. Thats true too.
One chick I work with tells everyone(including custies) that as soon as she marries her fiancee she gets 50 million.
Uh huh...and I'm sure she'll still dance after she's married and rich....just for the fun of it.
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Originally Posted by jackie555
I'm actually working on the modeling part(not really interested in doing porn,though it has been offered). Though I dont really talk about it at work.
Went on a casting call today for an AMAZING contract...dont want to jinx it by talking about it though.Fingers crossed for me please!!!
As a sidenote...in case anyone here doesnt know...OMP (onemodelplace.com) has netted me quite a few good opportunities just in the cpl months I've been on it. I was skeptical at first...but it's working well...who would've thought I could break into modeling at 32 yrs old???LOL!
I thought the extras girl could be going to med school. It's so humiliating to go to the doctor each week for her STD exam. This way she can self-examine.
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Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
LOL, and thats what the sluts do. I am in school for nursing and the easiest way to get meds is to be in medical school. Or nursing in senior year. i happen to know alot of sluts that in the medical field. Not to mention the ones who is in school to be in the medical field. Not saying all are like that but we have quite few!
LOL yeah I know what you mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by cameronfl
Well, my ex-coworker's deadbeat ex-boyfriend(who I got into a big verbal fight with recently! LOL) wasn't even working a job. So to say that he was gonna contribute anything towards the rent was a stretch enough! :P When my ex-coworker started working in AC, she was like, "And Nick's gonna get a jbo as a bouncer at the 4040 Club."(4040 Club = fairly upscale dance club that Jay Z started) Haha yeah right! In reality, that never happened and then somehow my coworker ran out of money, so she didn't even have enough to commute to AC to work anymore. She would ask my other friends for rides, and as soon as they found out she had no money to give them, they'd be like, "No way. See ya!"
Then a while later, she broke up with deadbeat Nick. Thank god. But why? So she could go back to her "first love," who supposedly made tons of money and would 100% support her. Ha that lasted for like "two days"(in her words) before she moved back in with Nick again. Then Nick rudely insulted her mom, so she moved out again. Hopefully the break-up will last longer than 2 days this time. (Sorry, it's the gossip of the day lol)
There's a new girl who came into the locker room and started getting ready. First she put a solid blue rectangle over each eye. Then, she took her lipstick and put dots all over her face. When the other girls asked her what she was doing, she said she was going for a space-age theme. After she saw the look on the first customer's face, she washed it off.
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Originally Posted by Bella21
OMG...........lollllllllll :D
it would be funny if she tried to go with a "klingon" theme...
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Originally Posted by Bella21
OMG....that is TOO funny!!! I dont think I would have been able to contain my laughter!
lmao one word: WHY!!!???
LOL. Actually that sounds like crazy crap that I might think about doing but QUICKLY decide against it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bella21
I've got a million of them. I think my all time favorite though was a dancer who told me she recently changed her stage name and was wondering my opinion of it. The name she switched to was Treblinka. When I cringed she asked what was wrong and I had to inform her that her new stage name was the name of Nazi concentration camp where about 800,000 Jews were murdered during the Holocaust. She freaked out and said, "Jeez...I hear that name somewhere and thought it would be cool to use...I must have been listenting to the History Channel or something." She was probably wondering for the last few days why nobody, especially anyone Jewish, was buying a dance from her.