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WOW. if in doubt when selecting an exotic sounding stage name, google can be a best friend.
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Originally Posted by DancerWealth
WOW. if in doubt when selecting an exotic sounding stage name, google can be a best friend.
Oh oh oh...I just thought of something HILARIOUS...well it's kinda mean but also kinda funny. Remember how I told you guys about that girl who had the pimpish boyfriend, would go around telling people she was gonna be a model and a big soap opera actress, etc? Well back when she was still with the pimpish boyfriend, she thought she was pregnant. Before she even took a freakin pregnancy test, she went around work telling dancers and customers alike that she was probably pregnant! And she was actually HAPPY about it! Yes a baby is a gift from God, but to be perfectly honest, I did not think that she was in the most appropriate financial and maturity states to be able to raise a child. But here she was, picking out girls' names and talking about all the fun stuff of having a baby(and none of the practical, cut-n-dry issues), and she didn't even buy a test. Then a week later, she got her period. According to her friend, the reason she didn't go into work for a full week, was because she was embarrassed to face all the people who she'd sworn that she was pregnant to!
Now here's the funny part...you know how I said that I didn't think she was mature or financially capable of raising a kid? Here's why: Two weeks after the false pregnancy thing, she put up her DOG for adoption at Petsmart because she couldn't "handle" raising it! She didn't have enough time to train her puppy, her pimpish boyfriend was mean to it, she didn't know how to teach it discipline, and every time that I visited, this little terror of a puppy would try to tear apart me and my clothing! If she can't take care of a dog, how could she take care of a baby?
We need to bring this post back to the top!
It's hilarious!
OK,ok. My entry? Back from when I was pro dom. There are 'showers'. Golden shower (peeing), brown shower (pooping, and roman shower (puking). The guy 90% of the time wants it on him. The other ten percent just want to watch.
A guy called in for a combo and one of the girls who alway was new to us, but claimed to have been doing it for a while, proclaimed:
I have a great shampoo. But do you ladies think that it's enough to get rid of the smell of pee and poop??
Needless to say, she had the biggest look of relief on her face when we told her that the guy wants it on him, and that she never has to do a session she doesn't want to. I still wonder if she just worked in an abusive environment before, or if she was actually just starting...
Last time Madonna was in town, I commented to one girl that I was surprised to see her at work on the night of the concert, b/c She is such a big Madonna fan. Those of you who went to high school in the '80's understand what KIND of a madonna fan, right? She is still using her wannabe outfits for work. She told me that she much preferred hanging out with Madonna BACKSTAGE, with a big fake wink like she really had passes. "Hmm..., " says I, "SInce you are still HERE I guess you won't be THERE, huh?"
This girl also was bragging into her cell phone that she was going to go meet Martin Short and hang out with him.
She kept candy in her Bra and went around offering guys a piece of candy.
Danced like she was in a broadway play, complete with fan kicks and chorous-line moves--when she wasn't dancing like Madonna in the Lucky Star video.
Went around telling customers "I'm going to go 'squeek, squeek to your penis!'" then grabbed thier crotch and said "Squeek, squeek!"
Got fired (finally) b/c she picked a fight with about 3 or 4 girls IN FRONT OF THE BOSS. He told her if she started antoher fight, she would get fired. Well, guess what . . . . THen she DANCED her way out the door, paused in the doorway, and pulled on her crotch like Rosanne Barr before singing the National Anthem.
Come to think of it, I think she was maybe only half stupid, and maybe half nuts.