Re: Adventures in Hickville
Argh. I know so many fucktards for bouncers. I think it's a prerequisite for that job :D I can only imagine a hillbilly one! :D
Re: Adventures in Hickville
I don't think that this has anything to do with the area that you are in. It happens everywhere. I think that I had it more in the North than here.
Re: Adventures in Hickville
You should say..
S: Have you heard of gag reflex?
B; Yes
S: Well, I have it really bad.
S: Except it's bite reflex.
S: With Lock Jaw
S: You see, my father was a Boxer.
Re: Adventures in Hickville
Haha. I was imagining it and it was so very funny in my head.
It really seems that all fantastic hustlers and presumed to be slutty. (from what i can gather on stripclublist.com) Especially when not everyone can see the dances you're giving. It is just so hard to attribute serious hustling skills to a dancer based on fabulous sales wit alone. I always used to hear staff go on about how so and so "sucks major dick" (like, not just minor amounts of dick), and I thought "no way". Being new, I kinda believed what I was told. Then I just looked for myself, and realized they were just good at getting guys to go for dances. Just plain old dances. But I could never convince my staff friends otherwise. Idiots.
Re: Adventures in Hickville
Scarlett, welcome to my world. Although the accent up here isn't so pronounced. I can only imagine what the customers were like. :dopey:
Well, I've heard of stripper shit, customer shit and waitress shit. Now we have "bouncer shit", which if you think about it makes the most appropriate acronym of the bunch.