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When dildos are outlawed only outlaws will own dildos!
This is pretty funny. It's a petition from an adult store clerk who was arrested in Texas for selling a "crystal cock vibrator" to undercover officers.
I am immature - it's true - but I really got a good laugh over the number of times the word dildo appeared in this writ.
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I often ask myself, "What the fuck is wrong with people in Texas that they need undercover officers finding out who's selling dildos and vibrators," as if there's no other crime that needs LE resources? These are the same idiots that just suspended an art teacher of 35 years because she took her class to a museum that had--wait for it--a nude sculpture.
So I ask the question in general, at the risk of hijacking SC's thread, what the fuck is wrong with you people in Texas?
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Oh those evil dildoes!!!:D
Since politicians want to show off easily and cheaply we're overrun with this culture war. When voters see the difference between hard working politicians and smoke-and-mirror politicians we'll get some problems addressed.
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What, so the cops turn a blind eye to men getting extras in Houston strip clubs, but bust stores who sell dildoes?
Isn't a dildo a product that is used primarliy by women? Who is running Texas, the Taliban?
Know your place, ladies!!>:(
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Anyone who thinks The Handmaid's Tale is science fiction has never been to Texas.
Horrible place, Texas. Absolutely horrible. Even driving across it is depressing.
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Originally Posted by Yekhefah
Anyone who thinks The Handmaid's Tale is science fiction has never been to Texas.
Horrible place, Texas. Absolutely horrible. Even driving across it is depressing.
Ahhhhhh!!!! That story scared the hell out of me when I was in high school!
My brother and his wife will be moving there soon. San Antonio, I believe. Oh, and I'll leave my dildoes at home. Good thing I own a "theraputic" massage device;D.
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I vaguely remember a story about a travelling salewoman (who sold wonderful, lovely, vibratey and dildo-y things) driving through Texas and being arrested for carrying such items. It was determined through the vast quantity of the items that it was intended for distribution, not personal consumption.
What-effing-ever.
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Funny but true lore from our nation's medical history...
Evidently, around the turn of the century, women often suffered from an affliction known as "hysteria." This was marked by "swelling and excessive lubrication of the genitals," irritability, and sleeplessness. A woman who suffered from hysteria would visit the family doctor or a midwife, who would cure the disease by manual massage of the genitals, bringing the disease to a "crisis" (marked by a deep, full-body shudder), after which she would be well again. As electricity became more common, doctors invested in an electric vibrating massager, which would bring about the crisis much more quickly. Evidently, treatment for hysteria would make up more than three-quarters of a typical doctor's practice back then.
Meditate on that for just a minute! :laughing:
In the 1920's, the Sears catalog offered an electric massager for the treatment of hysteria, "suitable for home use." It cost a lot of money but they sold well.
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Originally Posted by smartcookie
This is pretty funny. It's a petition from an adult store clerk who was arrested in Texas for selling a "crystal cock vibrator" to undercover officers.
I am immature - it's true - but I really got a good laugh over the number of times the word
dildo appeared in this writ.
http://www.rollonfriday.com/story976c.htm#
I guess some things are too big for texas? lol Now that.... oh wait a minute there I'll just keep my mouth shut texans tend to have big guns.
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Originally Posted by Yekhefah
Funny but true lore from our nation's medical history...
Evidently, around the turn of the century, women often suffered from an affliction known as "hysteria." This was marked by "swelling and excessive lubrication of the genitals," irritability, and sleeplessness. A woman who suffered from hysteria would visit the family doctor or a midwife, who would cure the disease by manual massage of the genitals, bringing the disease to a "crisis" (marked by a deep, full-body shudder), after which she would be well again. As electricity became more common, doctors invested in an electric vibrating massager, which would bring about the crisis much more quickly. Evidently, treatment for hysteria would make up more than three-quarters of a typical doctor's practice back then.
Meditate on that for just a minute! :laughing:
In the 1920's, the Sears catalog offered an electric massager for the treatment of hysteria, "suitable for home use." It cost a lot of money but they sold well.
Did you see the steam powered ones? lol
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LOL! I just love the idea of doctors building a whole practice around rubbing out frustrated housewives.
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Originally Posted by Yekhefah
Funny but true lore from our nation's medical history...
Evidently, around the turn of the century, women often suffered from an affliction known as "hysteria." This was marked by "swelling and excessive lubrication of the genitals," irritability, and sleeplessness. A woman who suffered from hysteria would visit the family doctor or a midwife, who would cure the disease by manual massage of the genitals, bringing the disease to a "crisis" (marked by a deep, full-body shudder), after which she would be well again. As electricity became more common, doctors invested in an electric vibrating massager, which would bring about the crisis much more quickly. Evidently, treatment for hysteria would make up more than three-quarters of a typical doctor's practice back then.
Meditate on that for just a minute! :laughing:
In the 1920's, the Sears catalog offered an electric massager for the treatment of hysteria, "suitable for home use." It cost a lot of money but they sold well.
Ever see "The Road to Wellville"?
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Originally Posted by Yekhefah
LOL! I just love the idea of doctors building a whole practice around rubbing out frustrated housewives.
I really wonder who the joke was on? Did the ladies voluntarily see the doctors, or was it along the order of forced molestation? Would the "Doctors" see every woman or diagnose every woman who suffered from this affliction, or only the young and attractive ones?
My other thought is, how young did this "affliction" begin in females?
*Shudders*
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Hrm. Good point. I hadn't thought of that.
Still though, if she's got swollen, lubricated genitals and she's cranky and not sleeping well, she sounds horny to me. If I were in that situation and my husband wasn't satisfying me, and I didn't know any better than to do it myself, I'd welcome whatever stimulus I could get.
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I'm not sure why were picking on ol' Texas here? I mean doesn't this same shit go on in pretty much any likeminded "red" area of the country? For God sakes, the state of Utah has a porn czar.
And is this any different from LE coming into a strip club and handing out citations or worse for some penny-anny violation of the local ordinances? I mean c'mon, none of you thought that the deck was fairly stacked for SOB's now did you?
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I hate when people try to boast that the US is the "most free" county.
I'm moving to Europe!!
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Originally Posted by doc-catfish
I'm not sure why were picking on ol' Texas here? I mean doesn't this same shit go on in pretty much any likeminded "red" area of the country? For God sakes, the state of Utah has a porn czar.
Nope. I used to live in Montana, and house wives are selling Dildoes like tupperware out of their homes. Doesn't get much more red than Montana. They worship Conrad Burns and Haliburton there.
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And is this any different from LE coming into a strip club and handing out citations or worse for some penny-anny violation of the local ordinances? I mean c'mon, none of you thought that the deck was fairly stacked for SOB's now did you?
At least Utah is trying to keep porn away from everyone, not just one gender. Texas is known for whores, extra's riddled strip clubs, and rich oil barrons marrying Playmates. Oh, let's not forget gay bashing.
When was Treasures in Houston last cited for law violations? Anyone know?
BUT...The girls can't have their sex toys??
At least in Utah everyone has to be miserable, not just the females. Same with Idaho.
Some of the bluest states have the most strict SOB laws. Look at Washington and Massachusetts. It isn't a red/blue issue, it appears to be a too much government interferance issue.
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Originally Posted by Yekhefah
Anyone who thinks The Handmaid's Tale is science fiction has never been to Texas.
Horrible place, Texas. Absolutely horrible. Even driving across it is depressing.
Fine Yek, stay the fuck out of my state if you're going to insult it that way. We don't need you here anyway. ::)
But, aside from all that, you can buy any sex toy you want in any parts of Texas worth living in. I think they need to call them "marital aid" or something. But I can walk out right now, buy a big glass dildo, and happily shove it up all you hater's asses. >:(
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I don't hate....but would not be opposed to the punishment...
j/k
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*bends over so Kat can anally rape her with a glass dildo*
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Lay off of Texas, y'all. Especially those of you from forward-thinking states like Tennessee. Hate on the Baptists if you must, but you can get yourself plenty of dildos in Austin. And hey, where else will you find adult store clerks willing to file a petition with the SCOTUS?
However this reminds me of when Forbidden Fruit put up all of the signs stating that the penis replicas in their store were intended to be used as "educational models." Who knew my pussy had a thirst for learning.
Oh, yeah, and those of you asking what's wrong with Texas? We suffered, people, we suffered. Our governor is the walking hairdo Rick Perry. Same shit's wrong with TX that's wrong with the rest of the country . . .
[edit]: My husband just said, "It doesn't seem fair you can elect a dildo for governor and yet not buy one in the store."
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There's dildo stores all over Texas. Just like there's whorehouses and stripclubs all over Texas. This is like any other situation where some local yokel politician needs some re-election votes.
I am glad the clerk filed that petition.
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