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Dumbest lies a dancer told
I'm sure we've all worked with dancers who exaggerated about stuff or made up elaborate stories. Sometimes their stories are so obviously absurd, that I wonder how stupid these girls are, or maybe how stupid they think I am to be telling me these stories in the first place? What is the dumbest "tall tale" that a girl at your work told?
OK I'll go first...The other day, I ran into a dancer who just started dancing about two months ago. She's very young(18ish), and told me that she sometimes takes narcotic/recreational pills before coming to work. I said hi to her and asked her where she'd been lately(I hadn't seen her in a while), and she said that she was at another club, making bank and that she'd already bought TWO houses. ???!!! Then why wasn't she at the other club that night? And does she know how much one single house costs for just the down payment?
Another time, a girl was trying to convince other girls to go out gambling with her after work. She claimed that last time she gambled, she brought $10 but left with $800. Again, ??!!!!!!?????
Please share your stories! :)
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Once I gambled and brought $50 and left with $300 3 nights in a row. True story and it CAN happen. o.O But I play blackjack for a reason. >_>
Annnnyyyywayyy...
Currently my friend is stringing my old favourite regular around. He gave her 5k for a nosejob and she hasn't paid him back. She said she doesn't have the money. She's been working every night, bought a new condo, got a plasma TV, new furniture and if you check the website EVERYONE asks about her. I'm relatively pissed because now that she won't pay him back and is severely and obviously lying about it - he decided he won't spend money on any strippers until she does. Including me. Ugh.
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the worst liar i have ever met wasnt a stripper. well, she now claimes to be working in the porn industry in NY, but not as an actress...her lies neevr stopped.
first she went to disneyland for a day. flyign from new zealand to there for one day and then home again.
then she went to fiji and brought a pair of shoes vans shoes. she wore them out once and we looked at them- she had drawn on the vans logo haha
oh, and then she ended up getting cancer... she was also a model but the magazine she had that she claimed she was in had the date cut out, and the girl in the pic looked nothing liek her.
in the end i just had to cut her from my life, its sad seeing someone lie thinking it will make them a better person or more likeable. we liked her as she was, not who she pretended to be.
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at the old club i worked at ..actually both old clubs in Indy there is a crazy ass named Brooke running around. this girl is INSANE>
big coke head so her stories are just out there. She too was offered 10 grand on aporn contract. she shows me this hand written 1800 number etc on some notebook paper.
Obviously she called some ad and jotted down notes..no one called her
the girl had never done porn to start with anyways.
She also claimed they bought..yes bought her an apt in NYC .. yet she was dancing in INdianapolis.
and a shit hole at that.
She told my best friends ( now husband ) that their child wasn't his...which it was. But she just said it to say something .
She told people I was on drugs but when confronted she said " i never said that "...dude what in the hell.
Then there was the girl I smacked in the face.. ( yah not a great moment) she put makeup all over her face and wore dark glasses and claimed in a smack i broke her nose...her jaw and busted her lip.
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oh wait wait I can't believe i totally forgot to bust on this girl I work with now .Holy hell. So she is Puerto Rican and Italian ..supposedly. I never bought into it but at work we had a meeting and everyone had to write down first and last names. Um yah shes never been married..and her last name was german . So that solved that.
She also told me the other night her regular gave her 890 bucks. Who gives 890? Did the last 10 bucks push it? and how she doesnt do shit in the vip room to make money. She pulls her shit to the side for fucks sake. And everyone she ends up sitting with is her " second cousin"..wtf.
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A crazy chick who claimed she had a brain tumor, which was a lie because the club we were working will not book dancers who cannot be covered by their insurance (seizure-inducing tumors being one prohibtion). She was sad sack. Oddly, I was thinking of her earlier today. Maybe she died & I picked up on it since I owe her a bitchslapping?
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A dancer from Holland while I was working in Myrtle beach.
Apparently she is a big hot singer making major bucks, but dancing
Made 2000 euros in one night, yet in Myrtle, I don't think she ever topped 500 bucks
Has her own dancer agency, hmmm, so why do you do to a club booked by a rival, and why are you dancing then, and why did you not even have a computer to bring with you.
I can't remember what else she lied about, but more or less everything that was out of her mouth was a lie. Could not STAND her.
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there are two girls at my club who I cannot stand.
One is always claiming that she makes over a grand a night-and she is one ugly bitch who is pushing 50-she is either a hooker or a liar b/c at my club, making over a grand a night right now is damn near impossible.
the other just lies about everything-how her two year old sits still for a mani/pedi appt (her kid is kansas with the dad b/c she is too cracked out to take of it), how she drives a viper, how she rides motocross, etc. etc. The lies NEVER stop. She is incedible annoying...
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chick i work with is marrying one of the guy from Slipknot soon...she gets 50million as soon as they are married. Gwen Stefani is coming to the wedding so if i go I can meet her...k..hey great...LOVE Gwen!! And when will this be happening??? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm....soon.
Hmmm.If I had health problems(she does) and my man was a rock star worth millions...HELL if i'd be making my health worse by being in a strip club all day!
Sad thing is that we all like her...she doesnt have to lie about shit. Shes fun and very sweet...we would totally be friends with her anyway. So why go through that?(she tells custies too!)
Then EVERY extra girl I've ever caught hs the same story "hes the only guy I've ever done that for" or "Im just so desparate...my kid, baby, mom......is going into the hospittal an di dont know how i'll pay the bill) uh huh
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Well there's always the girl who claims to make ridiculous money but never seems to get the dances or vips to back it up.
And the skeletal crackwhore who runs around desperately asking everyone if they have "anything" but bitches later in the night that a customer asked her for drugs - "do I look like a cokehead?!" LOL
Or the girl who ALWAYS, no matter how much you make or how many dances you sell, ALWAYS claims to have made or sold just over your number ::) Even if she'd been bitching about making fuckall 30 minutes to closing and you went out and got 5 dances while she pouted at the bar during that last half hour. Miraculously, she still made just a little more than you that night ::)
There was the one who'd already made $100k in her FIRST year of dancing, owned a beach house that she paid cash for in costa rica but didn't even have a car to drive to work. She also was dating a "virgin" and didn't want to take his virginity but then later bragged about having done it and didn't use protection because she KNEW he was clean. I don't know about her virgin bf but I never heard of a chic who made that much in her FIRST year (at least not since the mid-90s LOL) because newbies just don't have that much game yet. We're talking less than a year too. And the cash-bought house in Costa Rica was obviously bullshit. Beach houses there cost $100k+. I used to travel there alot on vacation and had checked into buying property there at one point, so I brought up some legal issues to her one night - she stuttered some bullshit and made it obvious she didn't have a clue what she was talking about. Probably got the story from a customer LOL
But the biggest liar of all was not a stripper but a guy I dated for a little while. This dude lied or exaggerated about nearly everything, and I could flat out tell him he was full of shit and it never phased him. He'd just keep right on going. I think that's why I kept dating him, because it was just entertaining. I used to laugh in his face about some of the shit he'd say and he didn't even flinch. It got to the point it was a game for me - to see what I could say to him without getting a rise. I'd almost think it was a game for him too, to see what kind of crap he could say and how I'd react LOL
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Lol, we had a girl who loudly claimed to be amongst other things a dance teacher, costume designer, model, the best looking girl in the club, the best dancer in the club, the best girl around generally, and almost everything anyone else had done, she had done bigger and better or first. She fell off the stage at least twice that I saw during her first night and everyone saw because she was such an attention seeker to begin with. Needless to say she didnt make many friends. And no - she wasnt any of the above either...
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There was a guy I went to school with that I for some reason beleived everything he told me at first - I just didnt think someone would make these things up - he would fly to California in the morning before school for a surfing competition where he was sponsored by quiksilver, then one time his sister invited him to go stay with her in New York and the cast of friends happened to be there and he met Lisa kudrow and she was wearing lime green capris, and he's the manager of a gay bar (hes a flaming homosexual) in town but for some reason every night hes working at the local hamburger shop. His parents are in the FBI and bought him 3 escalades but he doesnt drive them to school cause his piece of shit car won't get keyed like those will, and he has a mansion in California.......After a while I realized none of the above was true. :( Poor child.
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Oh yeah I just remembered a few more...There was a girl that I used to be friends with who would lie a lot. Like many other peoples' stories on this thread, she was a sweet girl and I liked her before she started lying about stuff. Basically she was 25 but acted like a sheltered little girl who had big dreams of being a star. She was a shitty hustler and as a result, didn't make much money a few days in a row. So she'd go around the dressing room telling people that she only made $45 that night, then follow up with, "But it doesn't matter if I don't make any money at The Oasis. Cause I'm gonna be a model/actress/porn star." One day, she told people that she'd gotten a multimillion dollar deal to be in a soap opera, and that she would be moving to LA and given a big house to live in! That actually embarrassed ME, because I didn't want people thinking *I* was stupid since I sometimes hung out with her. When she told one dancer that she was "moving to Hollywood," the other dancer was like, "Are you sure you can afford that? It's so expensive out there." My friend told her yes, and that she had savings(heh but she couldn't pay all of Feb's rent in April). The other dancer said in a somewhat cynical voice, "Must be nice. Gee I wish I could afford to live in LA." And this dancer generally made more money than my friend, too.
Then there are the NON-DANCERS and their more outrageous lies...
There was this douche bag girl named "Mess" that my friend Brian dated. She was not that pretty(too skinny, too pale, tiny boobs, bad teeth), yet she claimed that she used to be a stripper(amongst many many other lies). She was 18 at the time, and said that she used to work at Frank's Chicken House in NJ(now Delilah's) and Player's in NJ. She said that Player's was topless, but in reality it is actually a bikini bar. She said that one night, she made $10,000. She said that she danced at Frank's Chicken House for 4yrs. I asked her how she'd be allowed to dance at 14, and she claimed that her uncle owned the place so he let her slide past the laws(ewwwww! who would want to make a lie like that?!). She also was broke as a joke who'd run away from home with no place to go, and at one point was staying with me or my friends. I told her that maybe it'd be a good idea to get back into dancing to make money. She wouldn't respond to that idea, later made excuses.
In reality, she was never a dancer. I found out later that my friend Brian's 35-yr-old guy friend Parrot was talking about those 2 specific strip clubs one night and how he dated a girl that had danced at both places. "Mess" chimed in with, "Oh yeah, I was a stripper too" just to look cool. Every detail she described about those clubs, was directly copied from what Parrot said about the clubs. Ha.
Then there is Psycho-Steve, some loser who was an even worse liar than "Mess." He was so insecure, that he would tell sympathy stories to get attention and/or friends. He claimed that he had a DMC Delorian at age 15 and that he'd earned the money for it by dragracing down in Philly. He said that it had a license plate that said "lost in time" like in the movie Back to the Future. Yet another time when I asked him how he drove it at 15 and if his parents knew that he raced, he started stuttering and claimed that it wasn't registered or tagged or anything, he'd hide it amongst the many acres of farmland that his stepdad owned, and only drive it at night when the roads were empty. He also claimed that while in high school, he was so sad about being an outcast, that he tried to commit suicide by driving the DMC Delorian into a tree; the car crumpled up like a tin car but he walked out of it scratch-free, angry that his suicide attempt didn't work. He even showed me a tree that he supposedly hit with this car!
However, that lie wasn't enough. Psycho-Steve also lied by saying he had cancer. When he owed some people money, he claimed that he didn't have it because of all the cancer medical bills he had to pay. After I kept telling his girlfriend that he was lying about cancer, he admitted that he was lying but shortly after claimed to have a herniated disk in his back. This was a story directly copied from something he'd told me that happened to a girl we both knew a few years earlier. He then proceeded to tell her that he didn't want her smoking pot, however it was ok for him to take "Oxycodone"(prescription form of oxycontin) because he "needed" it for his back hernia pain. In reality, he needed an excuse to be a fuckin druggie. Hahaha I made up a mock myspace site about him as a joke...check it out.... It isn't really him, but a complete parody/rip-off of HIS myspace site. My roommate and I were very bored one day and made it as a joke.
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Oh wait...one last lie that Psycho-Steve told...he would go around telling people that he had a best friend named Mandy. Not too unbelievable, huh? He said that she lived all the way out in Washington state, was a model and a tomboy and basically everything about her that would sound ideal. He started showing everyone his one-and-only picture of Mandy, and it was a computer print-out picture of this extremely hot blonde girl. He claimed that he only had one picture of her because she "hated getting her picture taken" because she would slave away in front of the camera for her modelling gigs all day. Huh??? He told stupid stories about Mandy, such as "this one time" that Mandy got into a fight with a guy and permanently broke his legs. A bit later, he was mad that I was more interested in fighting this kid Matt to care about him or his stories, so to distract me, he told me that Mandy had a terminal respiratory disease flare up and that she was on her death bed. A day later, Mandy so-called died. He even showed me e-mails that "Mandy" had written to me, basically telling me to always stay loyal to Steve and recommending me to date him.
I really didn't believe the Mandy stories, but I had no proof. When I told him this one time, he yelled and screamed that I was "sacrilegous." Then my time came. A year later, I was using my laptop when a pop-up ad randomly came onto my computer with a picture of some chick...it was the exact picture of "Mandy"! I clicked the ad and it took me to the girl's dating profile, and a lot of the details sounded similar to what Steve described as Mandy, only this girl had a different name and was from Ontario, Canada as opposed to Washington(he probably goofed up a few details because he's not very bright). Haha Mandy was simply a picture he'd downloaded from a dating site! I showed everyone, and sent the link to his girlfriend, and he looked like a complete idiot!
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I accually danced with a woman who was in her mid 40's and strung out on only God knows what. She told her customer that her son needed a kindney transplant and she was dancing because her insurance wouldnt pay for it. So he gave her a check for $15,000 right on the spot. Atleast thats what she said, but the awful thing about this is that her son died in a car accident 14years ago because her dumb ass didnt buckle him in a carseat.
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Wow.... All these stories crack me up. I have one girl that works with me that lies about everything. She always claims she can't pay her rent/car payment/bills but then she will come in and show me this load of MAC makeup she "just bought today!". Don't lie, you will get no sympathy from me. Or she'll ask stupid questions and make stupid comments, like "What does your husband do for a living?" "Well if he has a job like that, why do you have to dance" (cos I WANT to) "Do you guys drink?" Just dumb shit and then of course what really fires me up, she will talk all this crap about certain dancers when they're not around but by all means when they walk in the dressing room they're buddy buddy... Go figure; I'd love to know what she says about me. I try to keep my distance but when there's only 4 of you in the dressing room cos you showed up early, it's kinda hard to get away from here.
Also, I dated a guy who was a compulsive liar. Ok, no BS- I was engaged to him. We were in the same unit over in Iraq together and we became very close, had the same interests, great guy (so I thought) He would find out what I liked and pretty much start liking that too. He'd lie about some of the army schools he went to, if he took a shower that day, being wounded in action years back, oh and the kicker.... That his "recently divorced" wife had no idea they weren't together..... He even made false divorce papers, just took his old ones and fixed the names and dates... (I didn't know any better, I'd never seen them) to prove to me that he was divorced. When we got back from Iraq he got us an apartment. It was pretty funny when his wife and I showed up on our doorstep and confronted him. He was slick, but not that slick. Needless to say, I asked him to leave, took over the lease and she took him back! I was only the....6th girl he had cheated on her with, which I found out later. Now they're divorced and he's with another girl. I hope he doesn't do the same crap with this one... Ok, enough of my ranting.
Krystal
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Originally Posted by The one and only Raven
what really fires me up, she will talk all this crap about certain dancers when they're not around but by all means when they walk in the dressing room they're buddy buddy... Go figure; I'd love to know what she says about me. I try to keep my distance but when there's only 4 of you in the dressing room cos you showed up early, it's kinda hard to get away from here.
I love playing the geussing game with you! I'll e happy to keep an ear out for ya!
One girl I've worked with for a few years on and off just returned. She's always full of lies but it''sn probably from all the coke she does. In the course of one week she told me she'd been clean for six months, then haven't touched anything in a week to I got fucked up last night!My fav was when she said she just bought a house when she was living in a hotel down from the club. I know what I went through to get my house, there's no way she bought one.
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^^^Omg raven reading your post I have to wonder if we dated the same guy. I went threw this witha gi i would rather forget. He was the BIGEST liar i thought he was a great guy to he was the master of telling you just what you wanted to hear and makeing it so convincing you did not even doubt it for a sec he was a real shit bag. In the end he was such a coward when he would get cought in one of his many lies he would disapear for weeks at a time. God i wish i could see him agine just once so i can slap him. He never gave me that chance becuse of his cowardly ways. That was a long time ago now but still arrrrrrr. lol I almost want to post his name to protect others from his lying scum bag ass but i won't this was years ago and I am okay now and anyone who dates him will figure him out sooner or later. He might still be with his so called ex wife god help her she is a bigger idotit then i was. If i saw his lying dog ass self agine i would keep walking like i did not even know who he was i have nothing to say to him not even hello.
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One chick told me she owned three homes. She actually owns two plots of land in the desert somewheres. Um... Oh! This one chick told me she makes a thousand dollars a day so she doesn't understand why she's not allowed to work longer shifts (LMAO!).
As for guys... I did date one guy (okay, it was a three year relationship) who was a complusive liar (along with many other problems). Seriously, it was bad. You name it, he lied about it. From cheating on me to stealing from me to what drugs he was taking to where he bought his alarm clock. Oh, that was hell, lol.
PS: As for why I stayed in it... I was young and dumb and didn't know how to deal with an abusive relationship. It just became normal, you know? Boo. It'll never happen again.
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We have a bad one at my club, when I first started dancing, she was trying to pay for an abortion, but kept saying she couldn't afford it. Well, she disappeared for a couple weeks and we all figured she went and did it. So, she starts to show, and we couldn't tell if she was pregnant, or just gaining weight. Then she REALLY started to show. She swore she had a tumor in her ovary or uterus that was the size of a grapefruit. Funny, it just kept growing. She finally admitted she was pregnant when she went into labor at work. Then she claimed her water had broke but she was back at work, still pregnant. She finally had the baby, and gave it up for adoption. Then she realized her baby was conceived before she thought it was (hence changing the father) and had a paternity test done, because if it was her husband's baby instead of her ex boyfriends, she wanted it back.
Argh.
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When I was dancing back in the spring I talked with a 21 year old dancer who claimed she was an RN had just recently passed the BAR and was going into real estate as well ::)
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I knew it wasn't going to last with this guy but he was fun for a while ;D I like mental/verbal sparring sometimes and he sure was good for that ;D I knew he was full of shit - I told him so many times. It was just fun to watch how it never phased him when I told him that :D
People don't always date someone thinking they're The One or hoping to get married. We often do it purely for the entertainment value or just for the sake of having someone there. I have dated many superficially, because it was fun.
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Craziest liar I knew wasn't a stripper but the parent of a kid that I was an advocate for. She claimed that she had cancer and that she refused to have chemo until she had her children back so she was going to die soon if everyone didn't just give her back her kids. Then she refused to sign the release for anyone to talk to her the methane clinic that she was court ordered to be going to. When I finally got a court order that released the info it turned out she had been totally lying to me about her counselor there and to her counselor there about everything else that was going on. And, like, her entire life was lies, she had a nonexistant "internet" job, she said her kids were stealing money from her when she was losing it gambling, etc. Finally, and worst, and the straw that broke the camels back, she told everyone that she 100% supported and beleived her daughter about the sexual abuse that had been going on, that she'd been abused herself, blah, blah, blah... turned out she'd been telling the girl to keep her mouth shut and that she was ruining everyone elses lives by telling the truth. Fucking cunt.
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I currently work with a 40 something dancer who's engaged to a big time surgeon. Apparently he doesn't know and/or approve of her dancing. She works Wed through Sat, but he doesn't realize she's gone half the week or ask because he's on call a lot and often sleeps at the hospital. He owns his own jetliner and a big vacation house in the Bahamas.... but she's still dancing because she likes it. I've never heard her mention a wedding date.