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Rants! Put all your rants here!
If ya got a rant, put it here! Goodness knows us private party/agency girls need a thread like this............ this thread is NOT about solutions to our problems... just a place where we can rant/rave/whinge to our hearts content.
I'll get it started.........................................
My friday booking which I accepted last month for Indy JUST cancelled!!! >:(>:( Fuck that... I turned down a topless waitress plus toy show booking yesterday because of this fucking booking!!! The now cancelled booking was less money however did have more potential in re: tips (as I would have been in lingere)... so now all I have is one toy show in Broadbeach for the Uhlans (bikies).
I only accepted the bikie booking as I want to earn SOME money this Indy as a showgirl (not a waitress as such).
FUCK!!! I turned down a more lucrative booking for this now cancelled one. This Indy is starting to look like my worst Indy yet........... earnings wise. :'( It is too late to book in to work at any of the strip clubs now.
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ha i have no indy bookings yet.
im too scared to accept waitressing bookings incse i miss out on show work.
im lame. i know. :)
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My Rant...
Over indy avery mother ****er is going to book last minute thinking that they can get the booking that they wamt :-O I am not going to take any earfull of abuse this year like the previous... I have since learnt about the red button on my phone.... beep beep beep :-P
My other rant is:
My phone will ring off the hook and I may stress out (like every other year)
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last weekend i did a bath show and i had two jugs of beer and a glass of red wine thrown over me, and the guys were complete wankers. that really pissed me off.
that's really all i have to rant about at the moment.
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If ONE more guy at this damn town plays American Idiot on the jukebox and dedicates it to me, I'm going to rip their ears off. Also, today, someone asked me how I felt about Korea. What the fuck, mate, I'm just getting you a beer, take your mocking elsewhere.
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The last party I did a guy wanted to put a bill in his mouth then shove it up my cookie. And he wouldn't shut up about how I would get a whole $20 for letting him. Like a 20 would make my night and was such a large tip.
At a chairity event I did I walked around in lingery selling 50/50 tickets. This guy says to me "I'll give you a WHOLE five dollars if you put your ass in my face" As he dangles a five in the air like fish for a dolfin to do a trick. I couldn't help myself and replyed with " WOW! a whole FIVE dollars. Cause thats the most money I've ever made" dirty snotty look. The other guys laughed at him.
Those kind of guy make me want to stomp my spike up their nose.
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Here's one: the bitch I had to jelly wrestling in the second (final) round last night. Yes the MC says that one of the rules is no nudity however he only says that to cover the nightclub's ass as it is of well known knowledge that part of doing the jelly wrestling is to be raunchy with it (give your opponent a wedge, try to get your opponent's boobs out, etc). If you don't want me to rip your top off or give you a wedgie, just move away from me NOT become more agressive!!!
Accuse me of playing dirty and then hurt me and nearly drown me in the jelly !! That is NOT good sportman-ship!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! The damn bitch was so damn agressive and it was because of this fucking bitch that I had to turn down my first Indy show gig at Sun City!!!!!!!! I was hurting and hence my lovely flatmate was a mate .. gave me a massage using deep heat.
Fucking cow. At least I gave a good fight in the second 1min round of three against her as she had pissed me the fuck off in the first round that I got aggressive and it was more of a fight than wrestling. Bitch even went for a hook around my neck at one point however did let up after I yelled into her ear to NOT do that!!!!
She's the dirty player not me. I was playful not dirty. She hurt. The worst I did was have her boobs fall out of her top. The worst she did was squash my head into the jelly and then proceed to put more jelly into my face... leaving me to chock on it and start to panic that I was drowning (I really couldn't move much the way this girl pinned me).
That's the last time I do jelly wrestling.
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the only 'over indy' booking i have is in strathpine. fucking poos. haha
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And it's with me! Rant: the bartender thought it would be funny to dare a man to pinch my ass. When I slapped him, the guy said it wasn't his fault since he was dared (what are you, twelve?) and then the bartender reprimanded me for assaulting a customer. No wonder V started feeling down by wednesday.
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You betcha Morrigan! I can't stand the 'games' that they played there! It fucked me off and the pure fact that the work was boring/very mundane to me esp. when nothing much was happening in the bar. Anyway, my rant is Indy.
I absolutely love Indy - do not get me wrong! Just that it is a boon for topless or any waitress work over showgirl work. So whilst I love Indy the event... I am not loving the fact that in order to get any 'on track' work I have to conceed to do topless waitressing!!!
What is worse is that whenever I do the waitressing.. I canNOT get a booking where I do it by myself. I really don't like working with other girls as it is usually someone who I can't hustle WITH (competition instead of teaming up)... and the pure fact and reason that I prefer to work by myself at a booking. This way I am guaranteed to hustle some sort of extra work out of them (even it is only an autographed calendar).
As soon as I hear that another girl is also going to be there. I almost guaranteed to not be able to sell anything. :(
Lesson learnt: I am going to HAVE to do waitressing work (topless only - fuck nude waitressing off there is no tips in it) next year during Indy if I want to make any money ON TRACK however I will try to avoid the bookings where I am doing it with another girl (try).
It is how I made my money last year (topless waitressing by myself on track) as I only did two bookings the whole time with another waitress.
At least Jess and I have our first duo show together later today however it is in West Burleigh... NOT on track. I didn't buy a 4 day pass with accommodation access for the fun of it (near $300 cost) - I bought it just so I could be the more attractive option for showgirl work. *sigh*
I just can't win. I should've stayed in Darwin and done the third week as I was originally offered as I would be making more money there than at home here during Indy.
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My body HATES me. This job is PAINFUL. Ow ow ow! My ass hates me, my legs hate me, my pussy hates me, my feet hate me. This is a rant against MYSELF! Cause I am hating myself, because myself hates me. I want to fall over dead and I have a four hour shift. Damn this better get easier! I guess I'll get my boy to do me more so I get used to it, lol.
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On the same note, I didn't even know that muscle EXISTED, let alone know I could pull it! Ow.
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im so angry at myself. saturday night i got smashed (pretty good for someone who hardly drinks) i was ment to do a show at 7, and then go to work in the club.
well, i made it to the show.late. i smashed my phone while climbing the indy barriers... and i made a dick of myself by showing up drunk for a show. idiot.
sorry v!
oh, and then after the show, i went home to get ready for work in the clubs...i realised it might be better to not show, then to show up smashed and get a bad rep.
:( now i probably dont have a job here, and i didnt hard;y work over indy. gayness. *slaps herself in the face*
haha
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URGHHHHHHH what is it with having fricking outdoor parties in cold as Melbourne.
Booking topless waitresses making us walk between two buckets of beer on ice at different ends of the pool (THAT NOBODY WILL USE COS IT'S SO COLD). Have no strippers so the bored people vent their sexual frustrations at making blowjob offers at me. Even the organiser was an idiot... I asked if there were strippers and he said, no you are the stripper. I said i don't think so.
Making us serve beer in the fricking cold outdoors is just sick. SICK.. what is wrong with these people. The most boring 3 hours of my life!!!! I made no tips and I couldn't wait to get out of there. The other girl i worked with was really good and she stayed an extra half hour. I couldn't put my clothes on fast enough.. and ran out the door before the Caulfield Cup race.
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I was asleep NOT napping.. I'm talking dead to the world asleep as Indy had exhausted me and one of the agencies that I was working with/for was constantly ringing my phone. Due to being not in this world (and my phone being in a separate room of the unit not my bedroom) I naturally didn't hear my phone ringing multiple times. My flatmate did however and since it is my work phone he didn't touch it (which is good of him). Then because I used my flatmate's phone (as he was my security) one time that day they decided to ring him!! He told me that they wanted him to wake me up... GRR!
The LAST thing you do is wake me up once I am asleep for multiple reasons: It would take me up to half an hour to wake up properly since I was 'dead' asleep not just snoozing/napping.... not to mention that I become very grumpy when I am awoken from such a sleep. ARGH!
Then on top of that... I find that another one of the agencies (idiots) rang my personal phone which is kinda my back up phone so I don't really keep it near me esp. when I am around the place working... so I didn't get a message about possible saturday work (over Indy) til today!! ARGH! I've been using my work phone number for nearly or over a year now... and told them multiple times to use my work phone number... yet they ring that other number!
*sigh*
Tho' it isn't all bad as i did good during Indy. Yes I could've made a hell of a lot more money however this is the first Indy I was available for shows and trying to avoid waitressing. I know better... next year I will accept TOPLESS waitressing where I am the only waitress on Thursday and possibly Friday for two hours no longer (no nude waitressing and no waitressing where I do it with one or more other girls... and if I have to do a longer waitressing shift then a SHOW must be guaranteed). This way I can hustle for more work Saturday and Sunday including shows.
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Gosh GCG, that's a bit strange to ring your flatmate!!
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^^^ They rang my flatmate because (I am thinking) I used his phone earlier that day since his phone had power and mine was dead (I had credit, just no battery left). Yet it is still strange to ring my flatmate, I agree. They must have been desparate for a dancer to do a last minute show yet I was out to the world. There would've been no way I could have done it even if my flatmate would've woken me up.
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Sounded like they were really desperate for a dancer to fill a last minute booking.
Sigh... why do people hire topless waitresses for an outdoor party? WHY!!!
Cruel to do that in Melbourne.
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^^ They do that everywhere. It isn't exactly WARM of a night here either (not yet). The only place I know where it is warm enough to be comfortable having an outdoor party is NT or Darwin! Otherwise, the key is to have a nice sexy pair of ugg boots to wear and/or a jumper that is a zip up in the front so you can wear it whilst still showing your boobs. I almost forgot.. flesh coloured stockings to wear under your booty shorts or thigh high stockings also work in keeping you warm.
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At Indy, I was about twenty stories up in full wind and it seemed everyone hired topless 'waitresses' to get on their balcony. I hated it. There's probably five hundred pictures of me on the internet and ten movies. I was cold and it didn't help that the girl I was with kept taking her underwear off, making me look like I was a tightwad, because I wasn't paid to.
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Eh, maybe I should've been more specific. I was upset because I was warned by police that I'd be arrested if I continued. Also, the second group introduced me while they were having sex! Right there in front of me. And then they kept fondling and licking eachother. I guess I was just creeped out! Lol.
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Oh dear me. I'd be creeped out too.
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Im not sure if this thread is just for Austalia Private parties, but i have a rant........
I got sent to partys 2 weeks in a row that had prostitutes there!!! I did my show and left ASAP!!!!
Ive only seen them at a party one time EVER, then 2 weeks in a row??!!
ERRR
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^^ This thread is open to ALL Private Party and Agency Girls ;D So feel free to post your rants.
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Not so much of a rant just a bit of a frustration. I need to really find myself a partner here on the Gold Coast (Yeah, I know I got you Morr. in Brisbane) for last minute gold coast waitressing work. Why? If I can find a duo show partner on the Gold Coast who is open to doing waitressing work then we can hustle TOGETHER a duo show or at least be able to hustle the guys at the private party more effectively as we would be friendly with each other enough to able to gain tips $$ from them.
Even if it only ended up being a two girl lap dance not a proper show... I need a duo partner that does waitressing. Why? I was offered a 2 hour waitressing gig in Main Beach tonight for a Bucks party however turned it down knowing full well it wouldn't be worth my time/energy to do as I wouldn't know the other waitress.
Every time I work with another waitress it works against me. I don't know her hustle style, her personality, or even what she looks like most of the time... so if I turn up and the other girl has a stronger personality than me and/or bigger breasts than me (even tho' the other girl won't do shows and is purely a waitress) I loose out each and every time.
I've always lost out when things get too competative. Even in strip clubs, I tend to thrive in an environment where I know I have "buddies" compared to one where I have no one as such. I'm a really good team player and like working WITH people not in competition.
Whereas if I had someone like Morr. who I know I can do waitress with... who I know will work WITH me and not in competition with me in any way.. then it can work out alot better... *sigh*
Oh Jess... if only you did waitressing work then we could hustle the guys for extra money! We could make a killing if we managed to get a show out of them or even a few two girl lap dances if not a show... I love ya girl .. and you are hellava lot of fun.. truely! :-* However I also need someone who is open to waitressing AND duo shows on the Gold Coast so we can blitz alot of the last minute 2 girl waitressing only bookings (or even be available to do waitress and show bookings).