Just a bit curious if I could be a stripper?
Well I have danced to a few songs :cough: at about 3 hen nights organised at work and I had no complaints but just looking to see what you ladies think - be honest.
I have whipped my clothes off dressed as a sailor and naughty British school boy and butler does not seem to matter I have a limited wardrobe - wild boys by duran duran and love in a elevator by Aerosmith also seem appreciated.
I am not the greatest looking British male but at 37 - 6 foot tall and 32 inch waist and 40 inch chest I still get a few looks }:D
Women have commented they like the fact I don't look like a body builder- I just have a normal build no real muscle definition I get all the exercise I need walking to and from work.
I am confident dancing but I do tend to blush and turn red which also seems to go down well ;)
I'm not a professional and not a model just a normal lad but please be kind to me- don't thank me just spank me }:D
Re: Just a bit curious if I could be a stripper?
Anyone could be a stripper. Its how you "execute" it that counts the most. Physical and mental factors need to work in harmony to creat a fantasy that the customer can indulge in. Judging by your physical appearance, i must say that there is potential for a possible career in exotic dancing/adult entertainment. Till next time, take care of yourself, and each other.
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body pics would be helpful....but as far as I can tell, you don't seem especailly well-built. Sorry. it's more important in male strippers than female. I'm not saying you need to be a body builder, but some muscle tone would be good.
But if it's not a job and just a hobby...what difference does it make? Just have fun.
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No real muscle tone I am afraid :-[ but not thin like a pasty English stick just average build.
I have to admit I could never give up my day job it's a hobby on Fri/Sat as the ladies are all at home and drunk it seems to fit quite well - they are all more mature ladies so enjoy the thrill.
At 37 I am pushing out the boat a bit ;) but not sounding big headed from the selection of Brits in my town not bad at least I have all my teeth (white as well) no beer belly and don't stink.
I have to say though to conform to the high American standards our body style is quite different probably lack of sun and nutrients ::)
It's odd I get a bizarre reaction I find that women want to mother me and like it when I act innocent and reluctant to undress by being a tease
Oh well it pays for my suits and other odd expenses - the email attachments at work are interesting anyway I am used to them humming the songs and snickering - the weirdest comment was from my HR officer who asked if my penis was a "technical thing" while looking at a ruler go figure I wanted to whip it out on her desk and show her as a freebie but she declined
This years Christmas party should be interesting I just finished making my velcro trousers for my cowboy outfit ;) for an unplanned live entertainment
Re: Just a bit curious if I could be a stripper?
Sounds like you really want this.
I'm no judge but I think you'd probably do O.K. in a low-key gay club.
Just a thought.
Re: Just a bit curious if I could be a stripper?
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Originally Posted by rayl
Well I have danced to a few songs :cough: at about 3 hen nights organised at work and I had no complaints but just looking to see what you ladies think - be honest.
I have whipped my clothes off dressed as a sailor and naughty British school boy and butler does not seem to matter I have a limited wardrobe - wild boys by duran duran and love in a elevator by Aerosmith also seem appreciated.
I am not the greatest looking British male but at 37 - 6 foot tall and 32 inch waist and 40 inch chest I still get a few looks }:D
Women have commented they like the fact I don't look like a body builder- I just have a normal build no real muscle definition I get all the exercise I need walking to and from work.
I am confident dancing but I do tend to blush and turn red which also seems to go down well ;)
I'm not a professional and not a model just a normal lad but please be kind to me- don't thank me just spank me }:D
honestly
at 37 you'll have trouble finding work
unless you go to work for an agency and
you can work the niche market.
but you never know
anything is possible
Re: Just a bit curious if I could be a stripper?
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Originally Posted by rayl
I have to say though to conform to the high American standards our body style is quite different probably lack of sun and nutrients ::)
High american body standards?? LMAO. When I first came to the US I felt like in a freak show at times just watching people at the mall, especially down in Texas. Amazing the kinds of metamorphosis human bodies can undergo courtesy of McDonalds et al. and still survive and function. NYC was a lot better, but many places I've been to in Europe are like "anorexia central" by contrast.
I just measured my bf for a better picture of your dimensions (he's 6'3", 45" around the chest, 39" waist, and rather built), and I have to say you seem to have a tiny waist at 32 inches. I think that could look really sexy if you were willing to muscle up a bit. With that body type you should be able to develop an amazing sixpack with ease. And with respect to your stripping that might help with younger crowds.
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I agree that muscle tone and definition is more important on guys to be successful at this than it is for women. BTW, just like there are female strippers hitting 40 ... there are male strippers who are hitting 40 who still get the work. How? They still have decently defined bodies and know their stuff.
Work on your routines (as guys need to be ENTERTAINERS not really sexy and sensual like us females) and your body tone ... and you should be able to turn your hobby into a nice little lucrative money-spinner.
Get business cards. Hand them out at your shows.
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I think from what I read I will have to tone up and get a 6 pack and err a tan.
The weirdest thing I had been asked (and did) was to be a human buffet and a table - that was tiring
Having my nads grabbed and not let go was another hazard of the job.
I did also have some old hag with a chipped tooth scratch my Sgt General we won't go into details about that one }:D
It's not the money I am after - if it was I would be a full time escort which would be more suited.
Perhaps moving forward I can hang around here and develop my body and post pics as it changes.
I did quickly learn that fake tan made me a LURVELY shade of orange.
I saved enough to get a professional gorilla suit that I combined with parts of my sailor costume.
I got quite a few requests to do the gay scene but it would not turn me on and I would not be able to entertain in fact I was kinda scared when a gay collegue at work said he could sell me for "lots of money" ;D and everyone's arse would go into a spasm /:O
I think it's the entertainment value I sell on.
I agree Europe seems to be the anorexia capital but have you tried our food you will know why - however my area is more "heroin chick" than "heroin chique"
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Just look into the Body Business section for more information on some of the better self-tanners. Have it done professionally if you can even.