they who want answers, not dances
I freaking hate how often people pull me aside as I'm walking around to ask me a question and then when I answer it they ignore me, happy to have gotten to answer. Of course it is always always from people that are sitting at tables, not tipping, but looking for interactions. (If it happens at the rack then I usually have a brief & nice conversation, ask for a dance or ask if I can join them at a table when I get offstage, often leading to a dance.)
It's like
c:"Hey! Hey! Hey! *tsst tsst*"
me: Yes?
c: Are those real?
me: yes
c: awesome (turns away from me, goes to talk to their friend about how nice my tits are)
me: well, i'll bet you want to see them up close, right?/how about i join you guys, yeah?/i know you didn't get a chance to tip me onstage for having amazing boobs, so here's your chance
c: (now they just ignore me bececause they know my tits are real and they can really appreciate 'em)
grrrrr
or
c: Hey! Hey! Come here
me: Yes? (hold their hand, sit on the arm of their chair, something like that)
c: What are you?
me: sorry, what?
c: (some convoluted way of asking what ethnicity I am, typically in some hilariously p.c. sort of phrasing)
me: well, why don't you guess!
c: Uh... are you asian? (they just stab around for a while and don't figure it out 6 times out of 7).
me: Great! Well (some variation of a hustle line depending on the situation... but really, as soon as they either give up or guess it they shut down on interacting with me)
Yarrrrrrr! It just occurred to me that these people either fall into two categories... couples or younger men. I actually think that the younger men often might be guys trying to play the Game (like they think they're clever b/c saying 'nice boobs are they real' is kind of like 'nice nails', you know?) and are, you know, trying to rope me in with their mysteriously sexy non-tipping ways :P
Re: they who want answers, not dances
I hate the ones that call you over and say, "Hey, do you know that girl over there? What's her name? Are you friends with her? Would you go get her for me?"
Fuckin A. This happens a lot.
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I always pretend not to speak their language & call them something nasty in a language they can't speak. I don't pay to work to be a tour guide for the club.
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Originally Posted by avacheetahs
I hate the ones that call you over and say, "Hey, do you know that girl over there? What's her name? Are you friends with her? Would you go get her for me?"
Fuckin A. This happens a lot.
I've always said, "Sure!! It'll cost you $20..." If they didn't give me the money, I didn't go get her and just walked away.
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Ugh I hate the "HEY we have a bet are those real? Well maybe you s hould get a dance and see them naked, then you'll know" NO we just wanted to ASK. Durrr.
Re: they who want answers, not dances
i just dont answer until they get the dance. if they wont then they'll never know.