...which would you declare as the worst.
I can't narrow it down to just one, so I decided to make the poll multiple option, but try to keep it limited to three choices max.
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...which would you declare as the worst.
I can't narrow it down to just one, so I decided to make the poll multiple option, but try to keep it limited to three choices max.
Nice list doc, I've dealt with them all.....but I still keep going back/:O.
ummmm...i picked two. an annoying DJ (just STFU and play music). i can always tune out the music, but a DJ who is working on his corny, stand-up act really needs to be knee-capped with a lead pipe.
the other is less annoying, but more funny. still, it's strippers who oversell (i guess this would fall into the Pushy Dancers / Too Much Hustle category). usually, this occurs the first time i meet a stripper (ie: the training period). i don't mean the initial hustle. i just shoo those strippers away. i mean, the dancer has already made the sell. she's getting nasty enough to my satisfaction. i've made up my mind to buy multiples. i've told her to stop when i tell her to stop. so, why is she still talking to me? LOL.
I had to vote "other". Last Saturday at my local Hustler Club a group of 4 or 5 women came in and started talking to the dancers and handing them little gift bags. I ask a dancer who they were and what are they giving to the dancers. These ladies are the "church ladies" that come into the club and talk to the dancers and offer "help".
This just killed my mood. :-\
I voted the Shooter girl and "other". The shooter girl at my club is annoying beyond belief. She comes back repeatedly even after Ive told her we dont do those kinds of shots. Shes even gone so far as to plop her ass down at my table and pretty much refuse to leave.
My vote for "other" is a bitch at manangement not scheduling proper waitstaff. I tip well and expect prompt service. In other words, when I finish my drink I expect a waitress to be there asking for my next order. Lately, I've had to walk up the the bar and order which is irritating.
FBR
Perfume, soap, girly stuff.Quote:
So.....what was in the gift bags?
I voted for:
1. Cutting Songs (and I time some songs on pretty much all my SC visits)
2. Mandatory Valet Parking (I hate valet parking with a passion, and it can potentially keep me from patronizing a club. I don't mind paying for parking so much; I just hate valet parking.)
3. Bathroom Attendants (just flat-out annoying)
Another big pet peeve of mine that is not on the list is VERY LOUD MUSIC.
Well I voted for 3 of them:
Lazy Dancers / Too Little Hustle: I'm there to get dances and spend money, get up from the table of young guys who aren't spending and circulate. You might make some money.
Annoying Antics of the DJ: Too much talk, I would also lump the very important loud music into this category.
Pre-pay dances: Nothing worse for interrupting the flow, totally kills the multiple dance scenario.
As far as the others:
Dancers monopolized By regulars: I'm guilty, sorry guys. :-[
Cutting songs: haven't experience too much of this. A dj did put Ted Nugents "Stranglehold" on once for a girl on stage (about 7-8 min song) and she made him cut it short.
Promo merchandise you don't want: Yeah, not gonna wear the T-shirt
Awful music (that you just don't hear anywhere else): I've heard Rammstein and Mariachi, neither were particularly appropriate for the task at hand
Lazy Dancers / Too Little Hustle:
Grrrr, that fucking annoys me. I just wanna give them a mini Dancer-Wealth ala Katrine's perspective in the corner. Plus, since I'm a chick, they don't want to approach me. Now that isn't a huge deal. I'm not there for fantasy, I'll get up and grab my own girls. But even then, sometimes, they won't even take a few moments to pretend that they are happy to be there, and to chat us up. Ok, I like a little fantasy. I don't get off with a bony ass rubbing against my thighs, ya know?
My current pet peeve is the once-an-hour T-shirt dances at my current favorite club. Between the cattle calls and rotations on two stages it seems like it's impossible to find time to even buy a drink for my fav.
We are gonna wind up in a VIP room anyhoo but I'm an old fashioned guy...I like to buy her dinner and a few drinks before we go to have sex in the champagne room....
I'd have to add waitresses who are never around when you want a drink.
LOUD MUSIC - You try to talk to a dancer and you have to shout in each other's ear, and even then you only half hear each other. Then you're too horse to talk normal after 15 minutes even if you do find a quite spot.
Club full of 'dwannas - In rare clubs that's the modus operandi of all the dancers. Very disappointing.
Dancer Drinks - I still don't know how to deal with them. It's really distracting. Sometimes it's like death by a 1000 paper cuts.
Fortunately, my usual club isn't guilty of any of these.
*shrug* I had a hard time picking something. I have seen each and everyone of them and still managed to have a good time.
So I thought about my most disappointing strip club experience ever, The Rhino in Vegas. That lead to...
1) Pushy dancers/Too much hustle - Wanna dance? Wanna dance? Wanna dance? Actually, it wasn't THAT bad but there was precious little investiment. In all fairness, there are 1.6 million girls, so that probably works for them. It does NOT work for Gen.
But then I was stuck. nothing else was in there. I was tempted to do an other on "bad chairs/poor room design" when I saw, "Too dead"/
2) Too dead - nothing is worse than a club with no energy and no life. The girls just float around like Zombies and they forget about making money, even when you are there to spend. I hate it. Sapphires at 5 pm on a Thursday was that way for me once. I am SO glad my friends made me go back Friday at 11 pm.
After that, I had to reach. I finally settled on:
3) Merchandise. - Who wants a calendar? or a t-shirt? I mean, I am an open admitted junkie with negotiated approval from the wife. If *I* don't want to buy a calendar/t-shirt, No one does. Though the wingman once wore his Molly Browns t-shirt...that was pretty funny.
-gen
Funny, the two I picked are:
"Pushy Dancers / Too Much Hustle" and "Lazy Dancers / Too Little Hustle"... I feel like Goldilocks...
The only thing that annoys me in a SC is understaffing of dancers. Can't stand sitting there waiting for a dancer to open (er, so to speak).
Once I've got the dancer I want, any other would-be annoyance just melts away into the periphery.
Too much hustle. Step aside and let me enjoy my drink in peace. I'll come get you when I'm ready for company.
Thanks,
X
I didn't read the first post and just let my rage out about my Saturday night. I picked like 75% of the choices, or everything that ticked me off about it that night.
sorry, my bad.
Didn't notice "other" until after I voted. My "other" would be the gangster wanna-bes or broke-ass youngsters who are partying, but not buying any dances but trying to be the center of attention in the club.
Drink hustles and annoying DJs that have deluded themselves into thinking I'm there to see them are really the worst for me.
Yup, and this is a huge reason why I don't bother with younger dancers. The sad fact is a lot of these 18-19 year old girls grew up on MTV rap videos and "songs" about "In Da' VIP" and "Room Keys"....No one ever told them that dancers are actually supposed to get paid for being naked and hanging all over strange men.
I picked "Lazy Dancers/Too Little Hustle" and "Drink/Cover too high"
Well, here's my gripe. That this industry actually produces that many things to compile a list with. I mean, who of you haven't experienced most of those things at least some of the time? If any other business had a list of likely complaints that long, would you ever set foot in the place? Depressing.
-Ev