custy hits an all-time low...what a loser.
At one point tonight, I sat down with this one (fat, old, socially-awkward-looking) guy. Said hi, i'm elena, how are you? He looked at me, grunted, motioned to his ear and shrugged. Thinking he didn't hear me, I repeated myself. Again he put his finger to his ear and made a face at me. I tried making a few more attempts at small talk...nope, still the "I can't hear you" pantomime.
So I figured, fuck it; time to move on. About half an hour later I was waiting by the LD area for a custy to get money from the ATM for his dances...and there was Signore I-Can't-Hear-You, talking to another guy. He was in front of me and didn't see me, so I got a whiff of their conversation. His friend was like "i just got back from a dance". He replied "fuck that, I just pretend I'm deaf so I don't have to deal with these bitches trying to hit me up for dances."
WTF WTF WTF? What a fucking loser. First of all, if the idea of *gasp!* actually getting a dance offends you SO DAMN MUCH, stay the FUCK HOME! Second...is this guy castrated or what?? Pretending to be deaf so he doesn't have to "deal with" talking to any dancers? Can't even say no like an average non-spending cheap loser; has to give pathetic a whole new meaning and pretend he can't hear me/us? :O ::)
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Aw, lame!! :( Did you say anything to him? What a douchebag!!
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as i've said before.......... there are a growing number of guys who think it's -funny- to "not give these girls any of my money". you know, as if it were a fucking game and they're winning. i swear, one of these days i'm going to start snapping on these guys. i want a shirt that says DONT FUCKING COME HERE JUST TO DRINK BEER YOU ARROGANT SONOFABITCH
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i so feel u on this one.
we are getting just that type of patron at my club all the time.
last night i saw a guy who has come in about 3 times and the 2nd time he got a dance from me. this time i didn't try to hustle him coz i was about to finish and anyway he told me that the reason he likes the club is coz u can just chill out and drink here and the girls don't pressure u - not like some clubs where it's "wanna dance" all the time. then he said he only got a dance from me coz he thought i was hot and that he doesn't buy dances coz they are a waste of money.
i was so pissed off. this is what is shitting me as well why do these idiots come to SC's if they aren't gonna play the game. we pay to be there arseholes they could at least tip us for providing the stage entertainment.
i wish the other girls would stop sitting around talking to customers for free. i think it's time for me to move on to a club where it's high hustle coz when u work at a club where the girls just sit around and chat for free it's virtually impossible to hustle the guys.
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Maybe learn how to say "would you like a dance?" in sign. Might be fun, maybe he'll point to his eyes!
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Nakedtruth
Maybe learn how to say "would you like a dance?" in sign. Might be fun, maybe he'll point to his eyes!
AHAHAHAH thats a good one! ;D
<3 <3
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Whatever happened to , "No thank you," or "Not right now?" Seriously, why do they have to be so rude about it? T
hankfully I don't get that very often, but tonight these three loser doughboys were sitting at a table and I went over and was joking with them and asking them if they wanted dances. They literally made faces like eeeew or something, so I said, "Yeah, I guess the girls here aren't pretty enough for you, I'm sure your girlfriends are so much hotter than us." And of course you'd have to hear the tone to know how terribly snarky it came out. I was pretty proud of myself. haha.
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If it were me that dealt with the "deaf" guy, if I had overheard him like you did, I would've said "Wow, it's amazing how you all of a sudden got your hearing back!!! Are you that much of a pu$$y that you don't even have enough balls to just say no thank you! You pathetic loser!"
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haha wut a loser, indeed. i guess he thinks hes being so "sly and smart" or something haha
and like pretty penny said - yeah they think they're "winning" if they can weasel their way out of spending money, and jus being an ass and getting a free show.
ugh im still trying to think of a good line to use when an asshole says 'oh im jus here to watch.' usualy i jus say 'ha, u think im doin this for free?' but its not mean enuff to satisfie me. lol.
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What a loser!But it's actually funny what kind of ways of turning down a girl they come up with.And they think it's so original.
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My God, they're getting worse and worse aren't they. Jeez if you can't 'deal' with girls trying to make money at, gasp, their work! just stay at home guys.
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^^Yeah, seriously. When did customers get so heartless?
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Why in the hell was he there anyways? To prove that even fat slobs can turn women down?
Sorry bub, it doesn't count when you pull some lame fake disability to turn a dancer down. Be a real man and just tell her to fuck off if you want to feel tough, at least we can respect that!
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Wow... he's such a loser he doesn't even know how to say, "no thanks". That's pretty low!
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Nakedtruth
Maybe learn how to say "would you like a dance?" in sign.
that's what i do with the Mexicans who like to try to get out of spending by pretending not to understand English. The looks on their faces when I start hustling them in Spanish are PRICELESS! ;D Busted!
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CorsicaFire
Why in the hell was he there anyways? To prove that even fat slobs can turn women down?
Sorry bub, it doesn't count when you pull some lame fake disability to turn a dancer down. Be a real man and just tell her to fuck off if you want to feel tough, at least we can respect that!
rotflmao hahaaaa..
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It's amazing how guys will act when they realize that they are sooo pathetic that they have to PAY to see a vagina!!
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You know you're pathetic when.....your dollar isn't even accepted in a strip club....
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I had a deaf custy! He was the best! He taught me nasty stuff in sign, it was great! And dude spent money!
Basically, to ask for a lap dance you do the sign for "You sit, I dance" and make a face like you're asking a question.
If they really are deaf and say no to that, make the sign for "I love you" and slam them together back and forth, your palms facing each other. That's like asking "Wanna fuck?" See what they say to that! Swirling them around each other is like asking "Want to make love?" which is kind of sweet.
But yea, even I'm guilty of asking like I'm deaf sometimes, like the rude cell phone guys in the malls. I just say "Can't hear you, I'm deaf" and they're like "Ok... HEY WAIT A MINUTE"
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CorsicaFire
You know you're pathetic when.....your dollar isn't even accepted in a strip club....
There should be a "you know you're a pathentic customer when..."
thread. and you should start it.
you know your a pathetic customer when a girl just rolls her eyes at you and walks away
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Well, I will if someone else doesn't beat me to it first :P
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Andygirl
Thankfully I don't get that very often, but tonight these three loser doughboys were sitting at a table and I went over and was joking with them and asking them if they wanted dances. They literally made faces like eeeew or something, so I said, "Yeah, I guess the girls here aren't pretty enough for you, I'm sure your girlfriends are so much hotter than us." And of course you'd have to hear the tone to know how terribly snarky it came out. I was pretty proud of myself. haha.
hahahaha!! how did they respond?
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ViolaStrings
But yea, even I'm guilty of asking like I'm deaf sometimes, like the rude cell phone guys in the malls. I just say "Can't hear you, I'm deaf" and they're like "Ok... HEY WAIT A MINUTE"
Yes but you're not actually going into their place of employment looking at the merchandise, which makes what you do ok and what the losers at SC's do NOT ok.