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Yeah...this is a running joke to me and my friends..."hello...mortgage company....I cant pay my bill this month because I have no money..but i'm SOOOOOOO beautiful....does that get me anything??? no??? darn...."
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This has happened to me too. Lots of these guys don't seem to understand that stripping is a business. They seem to be hoping we'll go out with them. I think less and less guys really want to buy dances.
Guys need a strip club orientation prior to sitting down, LOL.
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If you watch the guys that do that "you're the prettiest girl in here, but I'm not buying dances" crap, they do it to every girl that will give them a second of her time.
I feel so speshul! :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
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Work on that guy or a guy in the club in the future taht says that. That could mean you could hit the jackpot.
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Tina
This has happened to me too. Lots of these guys don't seem to understand that stripping is a business. They seem to be hoping we'll go out with them. I think less and less guys really want to buy dances.
Guys need a strip club orientation prior to sitting down, LOL.
I agree with you on that. I noticed lately that even when the bar is full, there isn't a lot of dancing going on . It seems like guys are turning down even the really gorgeous girls or the great dancers....VIP and requests for sex acts seem to be going strong.
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Yeah. And the most depressing nights are when everyone loves you and you hear over and over how your the most beautiful girl that ever lived but fail to sell many shows and then you go home being the lowest payed dancer in the club. If only compliments were dollars... I regard these customers as bad luck and get away from them as fast as I can!
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i had this last week. a man stopped me in my tracks as i was walking past told me i was so beautiful, then before i could even begin the hustle he staggered out of the club lol.
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I had a guy on NYE give me the "you're so beautiful" line and then added "but i guess you hear that all the time."
"yeah i do, but it doesn't mean anything unless I'm dancing for them."
I swear I only meant to *think* that, not say it out loud...but it jsut came out. :p
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i had a guy tell me how beautiful i was and invite me to his table. he introduced me to his friends, and went on and on about how funny and hot i was. after a couple songs i asked for a dance and he was like "awwwwwwww don't ask me that, you're ruining this for me"
w....................t.............FLYING......... ....f
a girl sitting with one of his friends brought up tipping us if they werent buying dances. they all said stuff like "we don't need to pay girls". so fucking irritating.
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^^^that's when I'd tell them to get the fuck out of there then because it's worse to come and look at girls when they are at work then if they were to go to a bar. They're even more pathetic trying to avoid being pathetic. "Not paying girls"...evidently they're looking at it from a sex point of view rather than an entertainment point of view.
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Picaresque
I had a guy on NYE give me the "you're so beautiful" line and then added "but i guess you hear that all the time."
My reply to that is, "A woman never gets tired of sincere compliments," and then I proceed to clean out their wallet. ;)
I don't do a lot of table dancing, so I avoid a lot of the deadbeats. It pays to be choosy when deciding who to focus your attention on. Unless a guy is waving money around I don't respond to a "Hey!" from halfway across the room. It's another story if he comes to the stage, tips a five or more, and asks me over to the table. I like the sure things.
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Ooh, I like that reply Andygirl, thanks - I shall remember that one.
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Haha, sorry this felt appropriate...may we pull out the ghetto anthems, please? Yes, those, thanks. Here we go.
Why you up in the club wit no money, trying to see a little ass
Muthafucker give me sumethin' to see me twerk
Make my butt cheeks clap to the beat
Give ya girl a nice fee I take ya to the VIP
We can shake, smoke, and roll, out of control
Oops I feel ya hard, licking in ya ear
Ya hear me moaning for it, taking charge
If ya be the broke ones, you can leave the fucking club
If ya be the baller spending money show a lady love
See you at the bar looking at another nigga dance (ooh-wee)
Hell naw boy get ya own dance
DJ play my song, -Where dem dollars at- by Gangsta Boo
Plus another southern diva Mia X is coming too
We don't like dem boys who be all up in our face brah
We don't like dem boys who ain't spending no money brah
We ain't got no time for y'all muthafucking broke ass n****** in the club
If ya ain't tipping get the fuck out bitch
Get ya broke ass out the club if ya ain't gone tip
Can I get paid playa, can I get paid
I be rapping for my lady's in the club get ya money
It be funny how a n****** acting stingy wit they money
Why do you be in the club, you make it harder for a thug
That be spending all they money, popping bottles, smoking bud
You know how it is in the spot, everbody pussy high
If you talking big cheese, meet me in the parking lot
I will turn you niggas out, they call me, 'Chocolate Melt in yo Mouth'
Bring ya rollies, its our family, come on in, I'm up on the house
Fuck what you other hoes say, you be dykin' anyway
You just mad cause I didn't let you eat my pussy yesterday
If you bitches wanna pay that's all good wit me
I ain't scared to dance for nobody spending they cheese
It be those coming at my job n****** just to look
If you wanna stare you need to get a muthafucking Playboy book
You really need to tip or get you broke ass out
I ain't dancing for free, fuck what you talking bout
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^^^Pooka, I can't believe you pulled out the GangstaBoo and MiaX!! :rotfl: :rotfl: Classic "I don't play that shit" lyrics!!! :rotfl:
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:D:D:D Yes...I felt it was something that had to be done just this once.