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Post your cool little kid stories here
I'll start: My niece Chloe, who is 6, was getting picked on at school by a girl bigger than her who (OMG!) called her a cocksucker and shoved her! Somehow, Chloe gets to watch the Chappelle Show. So the other day the big girl is picking on Chloe, and Chloe yells "CHARLIE MURPHY" and punched the big girl in the face! LMAO! The big girl doesn't pick on her anymore! Best kid ever.
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ViolaStrings
So the other day the big girl is picking on Chloe, and Chloe yells "CHARLIE MURPHY" and punched the big girl in the face! LMAO! The big girl doesn't pick on her anymore! Best kid ever.
HAHAHA fabulous!
A few years ago, my boyfriend's 7 year old nephew was visiting from Trinidad (west indies), he was from a small town so he was really country. He was playing with some toy cars, including a tow truck. I asked him, "watcha doing, ryan?" He replies in really heavy Trini accent, "Im playing with the totin' truck." I asked, "Why do you call it 'totin' truck'?" He rolls his eyes and says, "Because it 'tote' cahs (cars)! Dont you know anyteeng?"
that kid was such a damn smartass. he got in trouble all time for his mouth, lol.
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ViolaStrings
So the other day the big girl is picking on Chloe, and Chloe yells "CHARLIE MURPHY" and punched the big girl in the face! LMAO! The big girl doesn't pick on her anymore! Best kid ever.
OMG!
actual lol!! That's so cute! ;D
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my neighbor's kids were playing with some visiting friends and they were all playing dressup. There were a number of capes involved and I guess they were playing Batman. I asked one of the kids...who's maybe five, "so, who's winning?"
He thinks for a second and says, "We both are," then looks up at me like I'm an idiot to consider anything else.
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Well, my neighbor kid saw me carrying Adrian out to the van the other day (he's 5) and he screamed at me across the road, "Hey! You're not fat anymore!"
Yeah, I felt good...LOL
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Oh christ... I have trillions.
When the kids were aproximately 11, 10 and 7 we lived in this apartment with a long hallway that connected the livingroom to the kitchen. Anyhow i'm in the kitchen puttering and I can hear them all kinda running around and laughing like maniacs. Anyone with kids knows this can be nothing or something... so I peek down the hall.
I see the coffee table with sheets of printer paper lined up all over it. So now i'm like wtf? I watch and realize they're playing some sort of game. A kid would grab a piece of paper (which I now realize has a piece of tape on it and some sort of writing) slap it on the back of another kid and then kick them in the ass.
This is how the "kick me game" was born.
The object of the game was to grab a sheet of paper, with the words "kick me" on it and a piece of tape, slap it on the back of another kid and kick them. You can only kick 'em if they have the sign on.
So there are three kids, maniacally running around, slapping paper on each other and kicking each other in the ass as hard as they can.
The highlight was when Sarah, the youngest and by far smallest, called a time out.
Sarah: Time out! My legs are shorter! I can't reach as far to kick!
Rachel: Life's tough, get a helmet! *slaps a sign on her and boots her in the ass*
*rolls eyes*
That was the same year they invented Eyebrow Races...
http://x2e.xanga.com/eb486556006b810.../s18928324.jpg
http://x9e.xanga.com/bf00344b1363110.../s18928453.jpg
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:rotfl: eyebrow races. smooth.
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My daughter is four.
1. Driving my daughter to the sitter, it's lightly snowing and COMPLETLY dark outside so you only see the snow falling under the street lights. My girl says "Mommy! The street lights are snowing!"
2. Paying for my gas at the gas station, my little girl waves to the clerk. The clerk says something like, hello, aren;t you cute... My daughter responds with "Potatos live in the dirt!!"
Sigh.
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We were eating out at a nice place, and I was about 6 I think. My dad gave the waitress a $40 dollar tip, and I blurted out in front of her and everyone "Daddy, for that much money she should go home with you". Ironic.
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^ :O What'd they think about that coming from a six year old!?!
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I think I got a spanking.
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These are hilarious
A friend's little boy about 4 yrs old was with her in the checkout line in the grocery store. The huge lady in front of them took a step backwards towards them and he loudly made the beeping sound big trucks make when they back up.
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A friend's little boy about 4 yrs old was with her in the checkout line in the grocery store. The huge lady in front of them took a step backwards towards them and he loudly made the beeping sound big trucks make when they back up.
Thats soo wrong and yet, if it was my kid, I'd be laughing to hard to scold him.
My boyfriend's nephew is 4. I went back home to visit family, and my bf's mom and I went shopping and we took the baby with us shopping. He and I had a fun time at the mall, and at the end of the night, he gave me a big hug and kiss goodbye. Then he sat me down, and said to me very seriously, don't tell uncle Matt I kissed you. I dont want him mad cause I kissed his girlfriend.
This kid is soo cute, and such a little pimp. When I asked him if he wanted to go to the mall wth me he said "to pick up hot chicks?"
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Originally Posted by
ViolaStrings
I'll start: My niece Chloe, who is 6, was getting picked on at school by a girl bigger than her who (OMG!) called her a cocksucker and shoved her! Somehow, Chloe gets to watch the Chappelle Show. So the other day the big girl is picking on Chloe, and Chloe yells "CHARLIE MURPHY" and punched the big girl in the face! LMAO! The big girl doesn't pick on her anymore! Best kid ever.
I nearly peed myself when I read that. Absolutely hilarious! }:D
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Sirona
Oh christ... I have trillions.
When the kids were aproximately 11, 10 and 7 we lived in this apartment with a long hallway that connected the livingroom to the kitchen. Anyhow i'm in the kitchen puttering and I can hear them all kinda running around and laughing like maniacs. Anyone with kids knows this can be nothing or something... so I peek down the hall.
I see the coffee table with sheets of printer paper lined up all over it. So now i'm like wtf? I watch and realize they're playing some sort of game. A kid would grab a piece of paper (which I now realize has a piece of tape on it and some sort of writing) slap it on the back of another kid and then kick them in the ass.
This is how the "kick me game" was born.
The object of the game was to grab a sheet of paper, with the words "kick me" on it and a piece of tape, slap it on the back of another kid and kick them. You can only kick 'em if they have the sign on.
So there are three kids, maniacally running around, slapping paper on each other and kicking each other in the ass as hard as they can.
The highlight was when Sarah, the youngest and by far smallest, called a time out.
Sarah: Time out! My legs are shorter! I can't reach as far to kick!
Rachel: Life's tough, get a helmet! *slaps a sign on her and boots her in the ass*
*rolls eyes*
That was the same year they invented Eyebrow Races...
http://x2e.xanga.com/eb486556006b810.../s18928324.jpg
http://x9e.xanga.com/bf00344b1363110.../s18928453.jpg
OMG...I about died laughing when I read that...
You've got some creative kids there, Silena.
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Originally Posted by
Sirona
Oh christ... I have trillions.
When the kids were aproximately 11, 10 and 7 we lived in this apartment with a long hallway that connected the livingroom to the kitchen. Anyhow i'm in the kitchen puttering and I can hear them all kinda running around and laughing like maniacs. Anyone with kids knows this can be nothing or something... so I peek down the hall.
I see the coffee table with sheets of printer paper lined up all over it. So now i'm like wtf? I watch and realize they're playing some sort of game. A kid would grab a piece of paper (which I now realize has a piece of tape on it and some sort of writing) slap it on the back of another kid and then kick them in the ass.
This is how the "kick me game" was born.
The object of the game was to grab a sheet of paper, with the words "kick me" on it and a piece of tape, slap it on the back of another kid and kick them. You can only kick 'em if they have the sign on.
So there are three kids, maniacally running around, slapping paper on each other and kicking each other in the ass as hard as they can.
The highlight was when Sarah, the youngest and by far smallest, called a time out.
Sarah: Time out! My legs are shorter! I can't reach as far to kick!
Rachel: Life's tough, get a helmet! *slaps a sign on her and boots her in the ass*
*rolls eyes*
That was the same year they invented Eyebrow Races...
http://x2e.xanga.com/eb486556006b810.../s18928324.jpg
http://x9e.xanga.com/bf00344b1363110.../s18928453.jpg
OMFG I want yer kids. AHAHAHAHHAAAAthankseffinawesome.
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X Evan X
These are hilarious
A friend's little boy about 4 yrs old was with her in the checkout line in the grocery store. The huge lady in front of them took a step backwards towards them and he loudly made the beeping sound big trucks make when they back up.
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I did that as a kid. Often. I still do (quietly) every now and then... mostly to large dudes though. Oddly enough, my real dad taught me that joke. I was like.... 4 or 5.
Most of my siblings and cousins etc are MUCH older than I am, so I didn't have a lil kid around me until my one cousin had a kid. I was in my first year of my first college when we were teaching said kiddo to count. I was sitting at a table with him, teaching him to count coins. Not in actual price, but in how many there were. It was only 4 quarters, so 1 - 4. Yanno? Anywho. I put all four out to see if he could get it, and I asked him, "Danny, how many do you have now?" and he looks at the quarters... looks at me.... looks at the quarters... and scoops them up. His reply? "More than you!"
Little shit. I swear. LOL.
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Hahaha! This is going to be a good thread!
When my little sis and I where younger...I was 16 she was 12....we were out one New Years Eve for dinner at a fine dining restaurant. My sis(Krissy) just had plain spaghetti, and I had ordered a dish with calamari (little squids). Krissy was grossed, when I showed her the squids tentacles. When she turned her head away, I tossed it into her spaghetti. And well, Krissy havin a slight speech empedement promptly shouted "Ahhh, Mom, there's a TESTICLE on my plate!"
A sudden hush fell over the entire dining area, and all eyes were on us. Mom and I were pissing ourselves laughing....
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PaigeDWinter
OMFG I want yer kids. AHAHAHAHHAAAAthankseffinawesome.
You're welcome to see them perform live anytime you like. Thier entertainment factor has increases exponentially with age.
Now a days I see things like this on a regular basis:
http://x0f.xanga.com/557d107b5903110.../w71374201.jpg
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^^^^ You're not allowed to post any more of those. It makes me reconsider my whole "having no kids" stance.
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rozz
^^^^ You're not allowed to post any more of those. It makes me reconsider my whole "having no kids" stance.
Kids are cool as fuck. Don't let the brats from shitty parents ruin it for you. Imagine the very funniest friend you've ever had and the most loving family member you can imagine and combine that into one person who loves you unconditionally, needs you, and gives you purpose. That's what having a kid is like.
I don't have any and don't plan on it until I'm 30+, but I lived with my sister and her daughter the first 4 years of her life, and Chloe changed my mind about kids. Kids are better than adults!
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Oh, BTW, kids are ENDLESS ENTERTAINMENT.
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One time when I was about 17, my brother was about 5, and he'd done something to piss off my stepfather. He's normally a really easygoing guy, so it takes a lot to make him mad; his face was red and there was a vein popping out his forehead. He was in my brother's face chewing him out, and my brother giggled at the way he looked. My stepfather got even more angry and said sternly, "Hey, bud! I'M NOT LAUGHING!" To which my brother cheerfully shrugged, grinned, and said, "Well, I'M laughing!"
I cracked up so hard, my brother and I both got in trouble. I still laugh when I think about that.
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I love this thread!
I'm at the grocery store and my 6 year old is being my "helper" putting things in the cart for me and organizing them so everything fits "just right" I hand over a box of tampons and he says "what are these for?" I say "They're girl things."
"Yah, I know that, but what are they FOR?"
Uhm, trying to avoid the whole mother nature talk in the grocery store I say
"Girls use them when they need to stay clean."
He says "So they're soap?"
OKay...here we go, I figure if I give him a long winded answer he'll tune me out and forget about it..."No, once a month women have a period, it happens to our privates for a very important reason, and we use tampons to keep our privates clean. Now, do you want juice for lunch or not?"
We move on to juice....
We get to the check out line. My "helper" puts the stuff on the belt as I hand it to him, up go the tampons...my son turns to the clerk and says in his most grown up voice.....
"Those are tampons for women when they get their exclamation, it's keeps their privates clean, but I think they could use TP like boys do..." an shakes his head.
I thought this poor check out clerk (young kid) was going to pee his pants right there.
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Forgot, this jsut happened today on our way to the movies (Arthur and the invisibles, I HIGHLY recommend it!)
So, we're in the left turn lane and this truck in the turn lane across from us is way over to the right....so the arrow goes green, we all turn and the truck come VERY close to our car! My son breathes in real fast (it was on his side) and as the truck passes lets it out. I said "did that scare you?"
"Well YAH! I think my butt almost blew up!"